Therp Sesh

Welcome to Cult City! You'll love it here! Low taxes, good food, and free public transportation. You're gonna wanna stick around for a bit, because it's pool season and - as our official welcome guide may have told you - clothing is definitely optional. But if you choose to wear clothes, well... we'll kick you out. Remember when we said that we fixed the shitty reverb on the recordings? Well sometimes computer viruses happen, and you wipe your hard drive, and all you have left is the shitty version of your podcast recording. Dump Stats with shitty reverb is better than no Dump Stats...right? Tonight on Dump Stats, the Bad Humanoids are setting sail for the Mage's College! After accepting the Governor's offer, Nero, Nathaniel and Jurm head down to the port of Santa Ignacia to book passage on The Dame's Kiss, a merchant ship that is heading in their direction. Before they board the ship, Nathaniel receives a letter from the Governor, and Jurm receives a cryptic message from an old acquaintance on the docks. Als