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What’s the biggest party you’ve ever been to? Not a music or cultural festival, but a party thrown by one person. I was thinking about this the other day. What else are you going to think about during the malaise of mid January in mid Missouri? We’ve all been to them, with hundreds maybe thousands of people. Our newly elected governor had his inaugural party last week. I didn’t go. We didn’t even open the pub. Firstly because it was on a Monday, and we’re normally closed on Mondays. It’s Jefferson City. If you live here, you understand. And the other reason we didn’t open is because all of the recently elected politicians invite all of their supporters up from Bugtussle or wherever to the capitol, and these people come into our city and act like they’re shit doesn’t stink because they are friends, paid friends, but still in their minds, friends with a state representative and that everybody in Jefferson City ought to kiss their ass, and because they’re from a place where they’ve never heard of cra