Tea: Tessa And Elliot Argue

We cover a lot of crazy news headlines this week. Check out Tessaelliotargue.com for more.

How old is to old to trick-or-treat? Should inmates in jails be allowed to operate zoo? These questions, and more get answered on this week's podcast.

Yep, women are putting toothpaste in that one place they shouldn't> We get a little spooky with Ouija boards, we talk dead raccoons in McDonalds. Also the sound is odd in places. Sorry. Come give us a listen or visit our site tessaelliotargue.com for me stuff we post

If you found that title uncomfortable, then the rest of the episode doesn’t get any better, perhaps our most awkward episode yet.  We talk about mushrooms that kill on contact, hot tubs at fairs going south, and fish who can breathe outside of water. As always we have more stuff on our website, tessaelliotargue.com

This week we talk about dominatrixes taking over for therapists, Channing Tatum’s scrot, and people putting potatoes in places they shouldn’t. Find more of our stuff at tessaelliotargue.com

Does this new sandwich/donut combo do it for you? Tessa gives us the story about why clowns scare her. And we end with a really creepy story about a 22 year old women pretending to be a child.

We tackle the hard hitting questions about area 51. Also women are going topless everywhere now and we try to answer why. There's other news stories in here too.

Kinda gross, but people love to kiss animals. We talk about knifes made from poop, sex robots doing more harmful things. Overall it’s kinda a dark episode, sorry about that. Tessa talks about how her co-worker is a part of the 42% of Americans that are not the brightest.

We made it to episode 30! I never doubted it, but Tessa did, probably. This week we talk about a husband who’s making life to easy for his wife, it’s not about me. Robots are taking more jobs away, this time from the adult industry, and watching out for wayward turds on hiking trails.

Learn the actual history of Charles Entertainment Cheese, as well as people who want pray hurricanes away while others want to blow them up with nukes. Find more at tessaelliotargue.com

We talk about a tapioca theme park, old people being gross, and Stanford AI creating creating gaydar!

She also had 21 turtles in a backpack. Elliot admits to shooting Tessa in the foot with a paintball gun, on accident, maybe. How many days should you be allowed to wear the same pair of underwear? And we have a promo for the Drive With Us Podcast, check them out if you like us you might like them, at  drivewithuspodcast.com . We're always at tessaelliotargue.com 

The episode goes off the rails pretty quickly.  More stories about women putting things in places they don't belong. Elliot gets upset that his grandma sends birthday cards to Tessa but not him. Tessa shares how she somehow has never seen The Matrix. All of that and more insane stories we share with each other.

We solved it! Well, a couple of stories this week try to solve it, which one do you think is true? Elliot also goes on a terrible ramble that I did not edit out because I was to lazy, but maybe I should have? Let us know.

What could it be? It's not good, trust me. We have a follow up about iguanas being hunted, as well as detours that are insane. Also this is a super thicc episode, sorry, unless you're into it, then you're welcome! Elliot tries to get personal, it doesn't go well. And we dedicate our show to some friends, listen to find out who! 

We have an animal heavy episode this week. Gators, penguins, and whatever the heck an emu is. We also share stories of high school, roller coasters, and 77 year old men. 

How many people do you think a cannibal could get away with eating before he was caught, the number is shocking. We have all kinds of other headlines to talk about this week as well. Life guards who are fired for doing their jobs, poems that are landing people in jail, just to name a few. 

This week we went on vacation! But we still brought you an episode, the pilot we made when we were thinking about making a podcast. It's a little different than the average episode we make these days, but still funny.

Chickens, drinking and canoeing, and piles of manure exploding are just a few topics we talk about this week. As always you can find more of our stuff on our website tessaelliotargue.com

We talk about millennials destroying another industry, Elliot's favorite Taylor Swift song, and a woman who's actual name is Marijuana Pepsi.