Laguna Biotch

With Heidi's birthday party coming, you know that it's about to be a big ol drama fest! Will Audrina be invited to the party? Will Lauren and Brody finally kiss? There are so many things that could possibly happen!  Other Topics: Brad & Jen Very Cavallari Teen Mom Bullying in the work place --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lagunabiotch/support

Well, Lauren does a great job at a photo shoot and gets to go on a date with a new hottie. Heidi has a pregnancy scare and Spencer takes it surprisingly well. Other topics: - Justin Bieber and Lyme disease - Jessie James Decker Drama - Very Cavallari - Meghan & Harry - Floribama Shore --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lagunabiotch/support

Well, the summer is over and we are on to season two of The Hills. Lauren didn't go to Paris, Whitney did (she didn't really but okay), Heidi has a new man, and Audrina is enemy number one! A lot has changed in Los Angeles and we are getting set up for a season full of drama!  Other Topics. -Bieber -One Tree Hill -Hustlers -YOU --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lagunabiotch/support

This is it, the end of season the first season of the iconic series The Hills. Lauren is offered an internship in Paris but is supposed to spend her summer with Jason. What on earth will she choose? There is also an appearance from someone who meet in the later seasons that I completely forgot about! Heidi is excited to be single, Audrina is just as excited. Remember everyone, always choose Paris.  Other topics - Floribama Shore - The Challenge - Camilla Cabello - Pop culture stories of the year --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lagunabiotch/support

Well, the time has come for Heidi and Jordan to officially be dunzo. After she realizes he doesn't really speak to her in the kindest manner she admits that she can no longer be with him. Lauren gives her bestie some advice and drops one of the most iconic quotes in the entire series while she is doing it. This episode is a very Heidi heavy episode with a lot of tears flowing. We also find out some interesting news about Lauren's summer, she wants to spend it with Jason in a beach house! How will Heidi feel about that? Other topics: -Romcom life update - A look into celebrity "blinds" - Very Cavallari Christmas Special  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lagunabiotch/support

It is Lauren's 20th birthday and all that she wants is a drama free night with Jason! Will that happen? Come on, we all know that there's no way a birthday can go down without any drama. Jason spins into a jealous rage when he finds out that Lauren had to work with male swimsuit models. The whole episode revolves around Jason and his jealousy. There's definitely trouble in paradise.  -I also get into the Very Cavallari drama that is starting to heat up on social media -Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon -What I'm watching -Anxiety -Dealing with the holidays -My 10 years reunion  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lagunabiotch/support

The holiday season is happening on The Hills! What did Jason get Lauren for Christmas? Will Heidi get the puppy she's always dreamed of? The anticipation is killing me! No holiday can go on in Los Angeles without drama though, right? Jason and Lauren get into a pretty serious fight after Lauren gets a phone call from an ex crush. Jason spins into a jealous rage but realizes his mistake after Jordan yells some sense into him. Will he make it to be Lauren's first real New Years kiss? Other topics: -AMAs -Going to a party and not knowing anyone -Dealing with the holidays -Justin Timberlake -Sam Hunt --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lagunabiotch/support

It is Heidi and Jordan's six months anniversary but unfortunately, Heidi has to work! She finally gets to work at clubs but it is ruining the anniversary that she had planned with her main man Jordan. What is a girl to do? Speaking of what is a girl to do, Lauren forgives Jason for being a clown at his birthday so they're on good terms again. Lauren is very busy with Whitney dealing with a DKNY/Teen Vogue fashion show. When one model fails to show up though, guess who steps in to take her place!  Also covered on this episode -My Kohls experience -Child stars -Dan Schneider -Jeffery Epstein - Pete & Kaia -Holidays being tough -RomCom life update   --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lagunabiotch/support

Lauren and Jason are back on but she has to work on his birthday! Can you believe that Lauren has to work on her boyfriend's birthday? Well, neither can she. If you want to have a fun drinking game while rewatching this episode (on hulu or Amazon Prime) I highly suggest you take a drink every time she mentions Jason's birthday.  While she works he plays gold and then they head to his birthday dinner. Will it crash and burn? Will he be rude about her missing the day part of his birthday? On another note, Audrina has a date with a model named Danny and Brian is very jealous about it. As always I tackle a few different things other than Laguna and The Hill. Well, kind of. We talk about Mischa Barton and how I am worried about her, Heidi Montag and her wine bottle, and Jelena. I give some advice about how to survive a holiday party at work, how to try and have healthier relationships with addicts in your life, and how to grow an Instagram page, among other things. Make sure to rate and subscribe! Follow Lag

If there is one thing that is for sure, it is that Heidi really hates her job. This episode is all about how Heidi wants to quit because it is not what she thought it was. The other half of this episode? Lauren goes back to Jason, that's right. Even though she saw him kiss Jessica, Lauren wants to give it one more chance. Did she change the bad boy? Will Jason kiss another girl in front of her? All of that is very much up in the air. I also talk about Jenelle Evans, Brody and Josie, along with a few other key topics!  Be sure to rate and review. Thank you!  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lagunabiotch/support

Heidi starts her job with Bolthouse Productions and it isn't exactly what she thought it would be. Full Time? Having to stuff envelopes? Horrible! Lauren gets to fly to New York but it isn't the trip that she expected and when she comes home she has an unexpected call from a ghost from the past. Audrina and Brian go out on a date, so how does that go? There's a lot to get into in this episode!  I also go into why Kelly and Kristin had a falling out and my thoughts on the Jen Bunney and Lauren fall out.  Be sure to rate and subscribe!  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lagunabiotch/support

What happens when Heidi gets a job and decides to quit school? Well, Lauren isn't very pleased with her bestie to say the least. I find out what happened to the cast of Buckwild, I give some luke warm tea on Audrina's new man, and catch you up on my rom-com life.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lagunabiotch/support

Shannon Ford formally of Very Cavallari currently of @ProbablyShannonFord joined me this week on the podcast! It starts off with us ordering our Pad Thai which was supposed to be just us sound checking, but I decided o keep it because it was a very natural conversation about food, spice, and sex. During the podcast we talk about how she really felt about her "villain" role on Very Cavallari, how to get over a friend breakup, what song would describe her, among many other things. We also get to find out which Very Cavallari cast member she would want to be stuck in an elevator with.  This podcast was brought to you by two bottles of champagne and a shot of tequila.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lagunabiotch/support

We are now onto The Hills, arguably one of the most iconic reality shows of all time. Will Lauren get the internship at Teen Vogue? Will Heidi be able to stay in school? Who in the world is Audrina? There are so many questions!  Truthfully, the first episode of the series is very quick but a great way to introduce us to Lauren's new life in Los Angeles.  I also give my thoughts on Ronnie, The Challenge, and an update on why my RomCom life is dunzo.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lagunabiotch/support

That's it, Laguna Beach is officially dunzo. Well, there is that season 3 but I have decided not to take a deep dive into it. We go over the final episode of Laguna season 2, we laugh, we cry, and we realize how old we are because there is a payphone.  On top of Laguna we talk about the national treasure that is Brittany Snow, the Carter Family drama, along with a few pieces of advice from myself.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lagunabiotch/support

Now that Fight the Slide 2005 has cleared, it is time to come back to reality. Jason did in fact kiss Jessica, Lauren really did witness it, so how will she deal with it? She will throw a party and invite everyone except for the two of them. Even Kristin is invited!  I also spill a lot of Very Cavallari tea and talk about the controversial 9/11 post that Kristin put up.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lagunabiotch/support

-I am very sorry for the random placement of Alex singing Hello, I forgot about it and then had to add it- Okay, now that I got that PSA out of the way, let's talk about some PDA! What does the cast of Laguna do when there is a really bad landslide in their town? They create a benefit called Fight the Slide 2005! As you can imagine, nothing in Laguna can be done without some drama and this episode has plenty of it.  LC watches Jason kiss Jessica then continues to run a fashion show after it, Dieter is ready to fight Jason but doesn't and Jessica is pretty positive she never had a chance to even kiss Jason. This episodes walked so every other episode of reality TV could run. After the episode I talk a little bit about what I call the "dark days" of my early 20's and then hope to remind everyone that they are not alone.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lagunabiotch/support

All good things must come to an end, like high school. The gang graduates and it is way more emotional than season 1, don't fight me on that. We find out what everyone got for graduation gifts which is the most important thing. Will Casey and Alex M make up? Will Kristin gain the freshman 15?  Things are just starting to really heat up in Laguna though, and by in Laguna I mean between LC and Jason. Will he change for her?  On another note, I talk about the Backstreet Boys concert, Trisha and Aaron, Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes, and answer the question about Kaylor (well kind of).  Make sure you rate, subscribe and follow Laguna_Biotch on Instagram!  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lagunabiotch/support

A little bit different than the typical Laguna podcast but as a Swiftie I felt it was my job to talk about her newest album Lover. It came out almost a week ago but I wanted to be able to really listen and enjoy before dove headfirst into the album!  I hope you all enjoy!  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lagunabiotch/support

What better way to start a summer than with a BBQ at the Conrad Castle? Let's add some burgers, red solo cups, and a jacuzzi. Wait, who is LC dating?! The whole entire world of Laguna is shaken when we find out who is macking on LC. They find each other really cute though. Oh and as for Kristin? She doesn't have time for boys, she is too busy checking out her new car!  As far as the rest of the episode I go into why I think my friend's boyfriends don't like it, how I accidentally started some Instagram drama, and I give you an update on my rom-com life drama, or it's actually becoming a drama, I think.  Be sure to rate and subscribe!  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lagunabiotch/support