Creating Cannon

Hey Cannon Gobblers! We are definitely straying as far in the cinematic realm as we can in this very special holiday episode! Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! And for you, we've watched one of the silliest, low quality Turkey Murderer-themed movie ever made. This may not be your kind of movie but if you wanna join us in the insanity that is "Thankskilling", watch along at double speed to match the length of this bite-sized episode! We knew you'd wanna save room for pumpkin pie! Email us with your fave Thanksgiving recipe at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Yo Cannoninjas! We've got one of the most Cannon films we've seen so far! It's got action, adventure, car chases, ninjas, helicopters, rocket launchers and lasers! Don't worry, you won't be disappointed! Watch "American Ninja" with Michael Dudikoff before you listen to this episode so we don't give anything away! It's deserves a place in the Cannon Hall of Fame! Email us with your favorite Ninja weapon at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Many Happy Returns, Cannoners! We've got one more tasty zombie episode for you in our super-stuffed October/November of Horrors! It's the (what should be a) classic zombie film "Return of the Living Dead" led by Clu Gulager and written and directed by Dan O'Bannon! It may not be taken as seriously because it's a comedy as well, but this movie stands up against any undead flick. Please enjoy us breaking down the doors and breaking down this moving picture!  Email us with your favorite zombie comedy (or zomedy) film at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Hey Cannon-ombies! Continuing our journey down the history of zombie flicks, we reach Lucio Fulci's "Zombie"! Also know as in Europe as "Zombi 2"! We leave the American experience of the risen dead to see how it's affecting the Dominican Republic and all of the inhabitants therein. What new, scary happenings await them and us?! You'll have to wait and see in this new installment of Creating Cannon!  Email us with your favorite foreign zombie film at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Happy Halloween, Cannons of the Dead! We've got yet another spooky zombie movie for you this week: the 1978 Romero classic "Dawn of the Dead"! Tom Savini's work as a master of horror effects is on full display here so if you've got a weak stomach, steer clear! You might get some red on you. Enjoy and have a spooky time with the ghouls and goblins on All Hallows Eve! Email us with your at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Sup Cannon-ites! On our third Cannon Blast we get into a practically spoiler-free review of the new Korean film "Parasite". It's a gripping, suspenseful thriller that may just be worth your time. If you like Bong Joon-ho films, this is definitely one of them! We're trying to keep this all vague so you won't know our opinions of the movie before you jump into the episode. Enjoy! Email us with your favorite foreign-language film at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Yo Cannon-ights! We've got a rarely-seen or sought out remake/reimagining of the classic Romero zombie flick! This episode is less an analysis of the film and more a tribute to one of its stars, Sid Haig. Sid left us on September 21 of this year and we thought it would be nice to spend a little time reflecting on the man. We hope you enjoy this episode on "Night of the Living Dead 3D" and we hope Sid is smiling down on us all.  Email us with any stories you have about Sid. at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!  

Hey Cannon-ites! On our second official episode of Cannon Blast we plopped down in the theater and checked out the Rudy Ray Moore biopic "Dolemite is My Name"! Directed by Craig Brewer (Hustle & Flow) Starring Eddie Murphy as Rudy with an huge cast of supporting actors, this film takes you back to the height of blaxploitation and the man who staked his claim.  Coming to Netflix on October 25th! Watch it before you listen to this episode! Email us with your favorite blaxploitation film at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Hey Dead Cannons! Spoilers: The real monsters were the humans all along! Zombies have been elevated in the pop mythos as representations of mindless consumerism, groupthink and our own mortality. And that all spawned from a little indie movie created by George A. Romero in 1968 called "Night of the Living Dead"! And we thank him immensely for it! Because what would we be if we didn't have this rotting mirror to hold up to society? Huzzah! Email us with your favorite zombie movie at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Hey Cannon-quins! Do clowns scare you? They should! Because they are horrifying monsters who are just one bad day away from becoming homicidal maniacs. Why so serious, you ask? Because the PodPod boys have taken a detour from Cannon films and are sitting down in the cinema to share their thoughts on the new Todd Phillips "Joker" starring Joaquin Phoenix!  Have you seen Joker? Email us with your thoughts on the movie at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Hello Living Cannons! To kick off our spooky month of Zombie movies we start with the one that is most near and dear to our long-dead heart: "Night of the Living Dead" from 1990. It was produced by Menahem Golan, formerly one half of Cannon films. The brilliance of George A. Romero and Tom Savini shine in this remake of the 1968 film. The movie gives a fresh take on the old story without cheapening it. And Candyman is in it! What's not to love?! Happy Haunting!   Email us with a fun picture of a zombie at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Hey Cann-andos! We've got a classic story of Boy meets Girl, Boy is betrayed by jealous and racist coworker, Boy thinks Girl cheated on Boy and Boy of course murders Girl. It's a tale as old as Shakespeare! Or even older because ol' Willy liked to filch plots from other texts! Sorry for the spoilers, but you should have been paying attention in High School English! We now present the tragedy "Othello, The Black Commando". Enjoy! Email us with  at creatingcannon@gmail.com.  Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Nana, a young Parisian girl gets thrust out of maidenhood and out into the world of men...but she has a secret: She knows exactly what those men want. And she knows how to get what she wants! So a lot of people are getting what they want which means everything's great, right? Wrong! You'll have to see how wrong it can get in "Nana, The True Key of Pleasure"! Enjoy!   Email us any keys you find at creatingcannon@gmail.com. We lost our. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Family is a difficult subject to talk about sometimes. There are a lot of wounds that never close. And when you keep one of those wounds locked in the cellar, they can fester and infect everything around it. This is the trouble that Ellie and Joyce run into in "The Beast in the Cellar"! It's a spooky suspense thriller that will keep you guessing until everything is revealed in a 20 minute monologue! Enjoy!   Email us with pictures of what you keep in the cellar at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Yo Cannon-aculas! We're starting our spooky time out early this year with a story about the undead....Vampires! The thrills will have your blood curdling which is good news because vampires hate curdled blood! You'll never guess what they have in store for a sleepy little town in Domonic Paris' "Last Rites"! Enjoy!   Email us with the best vampire spotting cities in the world at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Hey Cannon-ighters! Hope you've got an appetite for World War 2 and the allies getting one over on ol' Fritz! And of course, what would a WWII movie be without a treasure heist and some nuns?! The hills are alive with the sound of Cannon! Nick and AJ'll help you get through this one so hop into our biplane and light up a camel cigarette, just like the Americans do! Enjoy! (Disclaimer: We do not encourage smoking. Even if they do it in movies and it looks cool, it's totally not. You know all those people from WWII who smoked? Most of them are dead!)  (Disclaimer on that dumb first disclaimer: We love and honor of our veterans and the men and women who sacrificed everything for our country!) Email us with ideas and detailed plans for a heist at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Hey there, Cannon-estrials   We've got an Out of this World episode for you this time! But it's not actually out...it's more in. And the title is a bit misleading because about 10 minutes of the movie takes place in Los Angeles. Long story short, Atlantis is buried under North Africa and there are extraterrestrials who have lived there for 1000 years. Don't worry, it doesn't need to make sense. We'll try to help you understand "Alien From LA"! Enjoy!   Email us with your favorite alien sighting in LA or otherwise at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Hello Cannon-irgins! On the thrilling conclusion of the 2 part episode on "The Last American Virgin" we dive into what the ending means to us, whether or not we are on the side of the protagonist and whether or not we are truly "Ready for the Sex Girls". Lotta hard hitting stuff. We hope you enjoy!   Email us with the any questions about where to get a cure for crabs at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Hey Cannonicans! Here we go with another great episode of Creating Cannon! But this time it's the first of a two-parter! We find ourselves in the early 80s, partying in LA, going to high school and trying to lose that pesky virginity! When a girl doesn't respond the way you wish they would, what do you do? We can definitively say, not what Gary does in "The Last American Virgin"!  Email us with the any questions about losing your virginity at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!

Hey Cannonucks! We didn't even have to watch this movie for this episode! Chuck Norris put it straight into our minds by simply existing! "Missing in Action" stars the man, the myth, the legend... M. Emmet Walsh and also Chuck Norris! It's a classic story of the three Rs: revenge, rescue and redemption! Enjoy!   Email us with your favorite Chuck Norris joke at creatingcannon@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook @CreatingCannon! And Subscribe to us on YouTube!