Campaign On Dice

It's do or die this episode, as we erase last week's events from history and fight our way to the end of this book. One way or another we're finishing Firetop Mountain, and we're going to take out all our frustrations on any monsters or magicians who get in our way. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

Remember when we said last week’s episode was the worst one we’d ever made? Hold our decaffeinated tea... May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

This is the worst episode of Campaign On Dice we have ever made and you shouldn't listen to it. In fact, Martyn has made it as hard as possible to listen to it. The good news is you can probably skip it and not miss anything. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

We get to the part of the book where Steve and Ian relied on a thesaurus to come with synonyms for corridors, as endless tunnels, passageways, hallways and foyers lead us to people we may or may not have already met. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

A vampire wakes up in a bad mood and thinks it's our problem, as we try to turn the undead into the fun-dead.       May our stamina never fail!  Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku  TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

Martyn's treating this book like his childhood advent calendars - he's opening all the doors as soon as possible, and it's terrible for his health.      May our stamina never fail!  Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku  TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

We're looking for a load of keys to fight a warlock or whatever, but we've got time to stop and play with an old man. Hope he keeps his hands to himself, the last thing we need is more hands...       May our stamina never fail!  Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku  TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

There's no new CoD this week due to a reason - however, as a brief interlude Martyn is joined by Tinah in a pilot for a new series. New game, new campaign, new dice...    Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy or Wizards of the Coast. Campaign On Dice Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku  Campaign On Dice: Die Alone Music: Celebration by Alexander Nakarada (www.serpentsoundstudios.com) Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

Proving we've learned nothing in the last three years, we continue randomly walking around corridors (corridors) without bothering to keep track of where we've been in any way.       May our stamina never fail!  Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku  TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

We celebrate 150 episodes by heading back to the scene of our first and worst mistakes, and taking another crack at Firetop Mountain. Hope everyone likes listening at doors...    May our stamina never fail!  Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku  TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

We find religion this week as we encounter a scary preacher and test our faith in Libra, despite living in a world where gods and goddesses are definitively and demonstrably real, and thoughts and prayers actually mean something.      May our stamina never fail!  Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku  TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

It’s our raunchiest episode yet, with nudity, groaning and throbbing all over the place, all accompanied by the best voice work Tim has ever done. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

Bag of teeth in hand and Tim in tow, we head back to Kakhabad to face our most daring quest yet - measuring up caves like some kind of fantasy estate agents. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? One will see you in a while, and the other one will attempt to do sustained damage to your perineum. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

Will we finish this book before the end of the year? Having seen plenty of horns and helmets, will we see any actual masks? And if so many of these creatures are NOT EVIL, why do they insist on attacking us? May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

Things take a sexy turn as we try to impress a man so he'll give us his horn. That's the episode description. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

You either lose a fighting fantasy book as the hero or play it long enough to see yourself become a villain. Hope we don’t meet any innocent creatures minding their own business… May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

“Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you...” And by abyss, we of course mean Martyn's ever widening perineum. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

Mirror mirror, let's discuss; what did Kevin do to us? May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com

After two horrifying deaths, have we learned our lesson? Of course, so let's go for a stroll in a forest next to a lake called NEKROS and have a sleep on our own in the dark. May our stamina never fail! Campaign on Dice is not affiliated with Fighting Fantasy. Theme Music: Battle of Pogs - Komiku TWITTER: @spreadthewhimsy FACEBOOK: facebook.com/whenwagonwheelswerebigger WEBSITE: www.whenwagonwheelswerebigger.com