Jason & Alexis

When do you know it's going to be a bad day -- we have the exact time of day when you can call your day. Chappell Roan is telling her fans to chill out -- and we talk about fan behavior, we play a round of Marketplace Price is Right, and Jason is VERY excited by this "Knots Landing" news! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We remember playing video games at our childhood haunts -- and Jason has never played "Oregon Trail?!" Jason tried the Deep-Fried Ranch Dressing, a new food at this year's Minnesota State Fair, Alicia Silverstone tried a new-to-her food she picked up off a London street, and Jennifer Lopez files for divorce from Ben Affleck -- and they don't have a prenup?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jason's travel travails, Dirt Alert: Michael Keaton got paid for "Batgirl," so he's fine with its demise, the Minnesota State Fair starts this week -- let's look at our cool merch! Plus, Jason started "Chimp Crazy," and he has a monkey story of his own. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alexis tells Jason about her answering the call of the Amish -- baked goods, secret passageways, and more! JUST SAYIN': Don't be a trashy tourist! ABFAB: Tasty Hawaiian treats -- udon noodles, acai bowls, and fresh fish. Plus, Jason conquered a fear -- he swam in the deep ocean! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Technical difficulties, please stand by. Jason is back from his Hawaii 5-0 adventure: Tales of hotel drama -- lots of noise and moisture! Plus, we remember the late Phil Donahue. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

AITA: For refusing to pay for group pizza? Dirt Alert; RIP Phil Donahue, BOOB TUBE: "Chimp Crazy," and would you stay in this Ibiza hotel?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Colleen family went to Green Day AND Metallica over the weekend, Ellen DeGeneres ended her standup comedy career in Minneapolis -- and Oprah and Gayle were here for the festivities! Alexis' adventures in charcuterie -- how she assembled her meat feast with a school supply hack, it's now the MINNESOTA Star Tribune, and a live-action "Minions" movie?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It was a Zen-filled weekend for Alexis -- and they ate all the food! Holly tried to watch "Popeye" and Alexis watched part of "Son of the Mask" -- don't try these movies at home. Colleen took her daughter to "Newsies" at Artistry Theatre, the video game "Eternal Champions" is FINALLY getting the movie treatment, and the joy of watching "Grey's Anatomy" through your child's eyes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Turns out we're vacuuming all wrong?! But really, as long as you clean, then you're doing something right. Dirt Alert: Dan and Eugene Levy to host Emmys, and WTF: '80s and '90s cartoons -- it's Alexis and Colleen vs. Q and Stormer! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Turns out that Jennifer Lopez went to Ben Affleck's rental for his birthday -- but what does that mean?! And we place bets on how we'll learn about it. BIG FAT MOVIE REVIEW: Colleen saw "It Ends With Us," we're gonna watch the new HBO documentary "Chimp Crazy" this weekend, Nicolas Cage is set to play NFL legend John Madden in a new biopic, and we get the Lady Gaga/Bruno Mars collaboration we didn't know we needed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It was a meeting of the Zens: Big Zen met his namesake, Alexis' little Zen! WE play a WTF warm-up round -- how much do Alexis and Colleen know about '90s cartoons? New details emerge on the arrests surrounding the death of Matthew Perry, and how did J.Lo celebrate Ben Affleck's birthday? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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SCR: John and Denise, Dirt Alert: Rob Schneider apologizes to Elle King, streamflation is a thing -- so what do we do about it? And Mark Zuckerberg commissioned a statue of his wife... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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An Australian weatherman has an on-air panic attack and makes it into a teachable moment. Alexis has a lifehack on how to clean your house -- invite guests! TV TASTE TEST: "American Murder: Laci Peterson," and George Clooney is getting extra spicy with GQ Magazine -- we're here for it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alexis had a teacher conundrum -- should she offer them a ride? There's a top secret storage locker in Georgia that houses Titanic artifacts, the drama around "It Ends With Us" continues, and Janet Jackson shares that she's cousins with Stevie Wonder -- wait, what?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 AITA: For telling my neighbor to stop picking my flowers? Dirt Alert: Bowen Yang dishes on "SNL" drama -- who was the celebrity guest host that made "SNL" cast members cry? ABFAB: Volo Museum, and so who was the celeb that made "SNL" folks cry -- Reddit has theories! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alexis and Colleen's Amish obsession only grows -- Alexis found the baked goods jackpot in Wisconsin! Olympics: So we have to talk about B-Girl Raygun and Tom Cruise at the Closing Ceremony. Plus, get to know the men of "The Golden Bachelorette" -- the only iteration of Bachelor Nation we're actually interested in watching! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alexis took a trip to Lake Geneva and stumbled upon an old Playboy mansion?! Colleen saw the Northern Lights for the first time, the "It Ends With Us" drama heats us -- who is really the source of the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni beef? And Dolly Parton launces a makeup line -- and we want to take a road trip to Dollywood! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Has pumpkin spice been dethroned as the top fall flavor? we have a list of other fall flavor favorites. Holly took a deep dive into the history of the Ghostbusters franchise, and she shares her thoughts. Ellie has the dirt on a long overdue new attraction coming to Disney World. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices