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On the season finale for Battle Tendency, Kars is too perfect for this world and Joseph does not understand the expected decorum for a funeral.

Thicc squirrel eats out 20 Germans and Kars becomes too hot to handle.

Joseph continues to display his skills as a master magician. Meanwhile Smokey asks Speedwagon to give us some flashbacks about things we already know.

Wammu loses his head and it turns out we ALL horny for Kars.

Warning: Contents Contain "Quality" CGI Vampire Horses.

Honestly, all we can remember from this episode is Wired Beck and vampire horses. That about covers it, right?

Go Caesar! Use Bubble Beam! It was super effective. Wham used Divine Sandstorm. It was super effective. Caesar has fainted.

Hey, this is the one with Stoheim's crotch gun and Joseph's Hamon icicle rope. Buckle up.

You may think something actually happens this episode but you would be wrong. Nothing happens.

Eisidisi attempts to seduce Joseph with his hot bod.

The boys exhaust themselves on a oiled up shaft.

Esidisi and Kars give Wamuu and Jojo a little private time to enjoy a nice date. Their romantic cart ride that ends with a surprise proposal!

Joseph makes several friends today. He meets his soulmate, a human deathflag, and 3 men on their way to the Mr Universe championships.

After being cooped up in a secret laboratory, JoJo decides to head upstairs for some fresh air. Santana takes the opportunity to get stoned.

A bunch of Germans awaken an ancient evil that proceeds to kill them, to the surprise of literally no one. Speedwagon proves he's the only one who takes any of this seriously.

A foreign national bombs a local diner. Meanwhile, thanks to "Superior German Medicine", Speedwagon discovers why this is the most problematic season of JoJo.

Try the refreshing New Jojo taste. Joseph comes to America to dick around for reasons? Meanwhile Speedwagon engages with the actual plot. Monster game is on point though.

The real reason why vampires can't cross running water is because they sink every ship they're ever on.

Assault on Castle Dio. A zombie full of snakes, buckets full of roses, and a vampire full of Hamon. We've got it all!

Zeppeli tells and fulfills a prophecy in record time. Poco is walked home by a group of strange men.