Woody & Wilcox

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Library finger lawsuit; LIghtbulbs; Cool Beans and the violin teacher; Woody Game Wednesday; Airline clothing rental; Rudest drivers; Using Cameo to share bad news; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Kids mullet champion; Prosciutto lawsuit; Microcheating; Movie break-ups; Night manager sucks toes; WalMart Pizza; Canceling school; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Nate Bargatze on SNL; Laxative effect; Robbing banks for NFL tickets; Recycled water beer; Drinking survey; Grocery groper; Ruth and Smokey Robinson; Restaurant lines; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Arizona is out of the tournament; Trailer for “Unfrosted”; Fun With Basketball Audio; Senior citizens have 50% more STIs than ten years ago; Recap of why Chelsea is out today; Two New Jersey schools closing for the eclipse; Disneyland ride closed because of human ashes; Conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married; People want smaller portions; And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from basketball broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Official start of baseball; What to do if your car goes into the water; Woman gets a nail in her throat while eating pork rinds; Why Chelsea has been away from the show; How to determine if you eclipse glasses are real; Easter is becoming Christmas part 2; Shrinkflation; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Jersey Mike’s Day of Giving; Pizza Hut’s eclipse deal; Baltimore bridge collapse; Woody Game Wednesday-Cool Beans sits in for Chelsea; Chick-Fil-A ends pledge to use non-antibiotic chicken; 7-11 hot dog flavored sparkling water; Costco will not let non-members sit in their food court; And so much more!

Jersey Mike’s Day of Giving Is Today, So Just Tell Me This Famous Mike-Hey, Hey, Hey!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Bridge collapse in Maryland; Wearing leggings on a flight could be fatal; Snapple introduces eclipse-themed flavor; Traveling to see the eclipse; The Price Is Right has emergency sweats in case a contestant pees their pants; Pearl Jam album release in theaters; Dave Attell’s new Netflix special; Flight delays due to the eclipse; IRS has unclaimed tax refunds that are about to expire; Trader Joe’s increases the price of bananas; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Vasectomy talk; Sarah Jessica Parker’s birthday; Wal-Mart makes renovations to attract the luxury shopper; A Cool Beans anniversary: not eating bananas after dark; Cool Beans Remix; Instagram limiting political content; Woody gives the new Roadhouse movie another try; Happy Gilmore 2 and sequels that are better than the original; Kevin Bacon will attend the Footloose high school’s last prom; And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from basketball broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: New Ghostbusters movie is out today; Fun With Basketball Audio; Americans are forgetting to brush their teeth; Woody’s dental issues; Roadhouse review; You should not try to go to the bathroom before leaving the house; Office goggles; And so much more!

Coach Philip Poole talks about the new soccer league and Carolina's new team.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Parking update; Emmet Walsh has passed away; Twelve-year-old is served an alcoholic beverage at an Outback; A woman loses her hand in a hair dryer incident; Ohio is replacing driving instructors with an app; Driver's ed stories; Filling out tournament brackets; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Somebody parked in Wilcox’s parking spot; Flava Flav is going back to high school; Update on Woody’s child running out of gas; Fubo TV does not have TBS, TNT, or Tru TV; Woody Game Wednesday; Cicadas are coming and they will pee on you; Subway is switching from Coke to Pepsi; TV news: Kristin Wiig’s new tv show and Travis Kelce may host the reboot of Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader; And so much more!

All Dressed Up and Nowhere to Go-There’s a Lot of Celebrities That Are Atheist, Don’t You Know!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Richard Simmons is NOT dying; John Mellancamp cuts his concert short; Intimacy ban at the Olympics lifted; Home Depot is putting out Halloween decorations; Woody’s child is worried about running out of gas; The Poohniverse is a thing; Free cones from Dairy Queen; Orange dot Iphone scare; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: PETA’s email to the show; Elizabeth Hurley’s son directs her in sex scenes; Government steps in to rectify the broken ice cream machines at McDonalds; Woody and Chelsea review Ricky Stanicky; Cool Beans Remix; Cool Beans and her Golden Girls show; Target limits the number of items that can be purchased via self-checkout; Amazon tells workers to think happy thoughts to reduce stress; Only 34% of people prefer to see a movie in a theater; Leprosy making a comeback in the U.S. because people are touching armadillos; Long Beach State makes NCAA tournament after coach was fired; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody’s delivery drama; Anniversary of the debut of Mr. Belvedere and Three’s Company; Fun With Golf Audio; PETA wants to replace Easter eggs with potatoes; Baby Got Back/My Humps done in the style of the Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel; Fifty people injured on flight after pilot is pushed into the plane controls; Reporter sends her own DNA to a pet DNA company; And so much more!

Things that sound funny when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.