Ritas Dump

I'm back from hiatus, summer break, whatever you want to call it so let's dive right in with sticking some needles in my face! woohoo! That's right... I get botox! 

Am I a spoiled rotten brat who just takes two-day prime for granted? Or maybe just waiting three months for nail polish is a given.

I'm trying to be as polite as possible. But, dude, seriously... make use of a bathtub once in a while.

When sausage and leather come together for a second time..

When the love of stationary, lack of space, and logic collide.

When coffee and energy drinks join forces to take you down.

My loathing for the nail salon bridges the gap here in this diy for the gorgeous masses.

When the #newyearnewme blows up in your face and that morning routine decides to jump ship with it

Nothing is more annoying than a pair of pleather pleggings that fight back.

I want a good night’s sleep and I’ll do what it takes to do it. Take my pillow, will you? I don’t think so.

I can’t help but sing that old, early 90s song. It’s literally going to be stuck in my head all day. Well, Whomp. There it goes...

If you ever thought running around a playground was just for kids, think again. Authors can also play a pretty awesome game of Tag too!

Let’s get flexible, flexible. I wanna get flexible.... everybody sing!!

When water tries to kill you...

When Facebook serves you a hiccup that takes six years to remedy...

When high heels won’t do, go for a wedge. Or in my case... just don’t. High heel thug 4 life!

7 tips to help you along your journey of writing that first manuscript. These suggestions are some of what I follow in my own routine and hopefully you find them helpful as well. Happy writing!

I hate Flesch scoring. A system that punishes those with an integrated vernacular? Complete insanity.

Why are these old versions of GOS units even allowed to be purchased. Don’t they know little old ladies can’t handle it?

Today we announce the beginning of our members only account, Patreon.com/ritaslaninamusic and we unveil the new album title and cover