Patio Lanterns

We invite superfans Christina, Alix, and Sascha onto the podcast to discuss our current and past lives. Just who is the Yellow-Vested Woman? ----more---- Catch us LIVE on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/patiolanternsthepodcast Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

Kurt is back from Asia and Europe - Oiled up babies wrestling bulls - Turkish baths & slaps - Ryan's extravagant baths - Old people smell - Beautiful Parisians - We saw Fast X [0:00] We discuss Kurt's travels [57:30] Fast X (spoilers) discussion   Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

LOYAL TO THE OIL   Kurt gets oiled up in anticipation of Game 5 of the Edmonton Oilers vs Los Angeles Kings in the playoffs. Ryan goes off on naturopaths. We reflect back and look ahead as Patio Lanterns celebrates 5 years! Kurt's a little lost and hopes to find what he's looking for on his next big trip. Ryan turns to artificial intelligence to create his dating app In Real Life.   This episode is on YouTube. Check it out! https://youtu.be/yszhSuifbGU Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

ELECT BIGFOOT FOR SHERIFF - Kurt, the bachelor, heads down to the USA to celebrate - Ryan describes his gory experience shaving his head - A friend of the podcast's ass - Does draft beer get you more drunk? - Employers need to start writing their own cover letters - Ryan's dating app "In Real Life"   Join the waitlist for In Real Life https://inreallife.durable.co/   Find us on LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/patio-lanterns/ Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

FRIENDLY STALKERS ONLY PLEASE [0 mins]: Randy orders some new flattering jeans. Kurt contemplates quitting the gym after trying out some local spin classes. Street sweepers take over the local headlines.  [30:30 mins]: Friend of the show, Zoe, joins us on the patio. We discuss her recent move to London (England), dating, taking "the tube", and getting lost in the woods with Ryan.   Find us on LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/patio-lanterns/ Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

Ryan gets cornered by a pack of wild dogs in Mexico. We need a psychic to help Kurt get some damn sleep. The Valentine's Day effect sends ripples through the dating world. Kurt stars in a movie. Randy's insane travel toiletry bag. We let content run our lives. Find us on LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/patio-lanterns/ Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

We head to the mountains to relax and record this episode. Randy finally tries the bidet. A man gets panini'd at the gym. The Fast X trailer. The Apple Music fake crowd noise halftime show. Kurt gets mistaken for Dylan Sprouse (again). Ryan teases a new business case. An increase in paranormal activity since the Chinese balloon was shot down. Physiotherapists vs chiropractors. Raising the decibel level of a conversation. Find us on LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/patio-lanterns/ Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

WET FEBRUARY HAS ARRIVED Randy joins TikTok around the same time a Chinese surveillance balloon is spotted hovering over Eastern USA. One of us receives a special flower delivery. Another failed dating app and another successful ladies' spin night has Kurt on the lookout for girl friends. Do single male cat owners deserve another chance? A bot romances Kurt.  Find us on LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/patio-lanterns/ Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

Dry January may be bad for your health. Kurt's attendance in accounting class is accounted for. The dating apps are all dried up - Kurt provides his definitive rankings of the ones you know, and the ones you don't. Ryan gets into an altercation over a pool table. *BREAKING NEWS* The cat clone from last year suffers a setback. Country artists not getting enough credit. Round sectional couches and why Randy wrecked a stranger's home. Use promo code FRANK20 for 20% off your first purchase at AthleticBrewing.ca Find us on LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/patio-lanterns/ Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

LET'S GET PRIMITIVE   Randy hosts a holiday cocktail party with a surprising guest appearance. New Year's lives up to the hype! An AI takes control of Randy's life, one email at a time...Weather apps cannot be trusted. A heated debate on rice cookers.    Find us on LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/patio-lanterns/ Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

ALTERNATE TITLE: Our dinner with Raud   Caveman and Randy with a special in-person Christmas episode. Randy introduces a new word. Adriene's extremely specific yoga videos. The stark contrast between morning and evening news. Are we out on partying? Kurt is a cat. We don't understand the Addams Family.   Find us on LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/patio-lanterns/ Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

The Penticton park bomber is locked up. Kurt is striving for hygge. Randy and Pa head out turkey hunting. Kurt does not like live music. More LinkedIn content. A mattress story. Luke Bryan's outrageous concerts.   You can support friend of the show, Jake T Carey, and programs devoted to men's health by donating here through Movember: https://movember.com/m/13990077?mc=1   Find us on LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/patio-lanterns/   Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

I am Dogelon. Dogelon Mars. Join me and together we will reach the stars.   The boys gaslight each other. Kurt considers moving his social media presence entirely to LinkedIn where people appreciate quality content. Cosplaying your job. Plumber problems. We try to figure out if we lost our 9 million dogelon mars coins.   Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

We're coming through your earbuds!   Kurt - inspired by his travels - installs a bidet at home! It's beach season and Ryan ranks all of Kelowna's beaches. Our thoughts on Midnights by Tswift (and a sidebar on deluxe albums). The Hell's Kitchen button on Kurt's remote. A funny feeling at the gym...   Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

Kurt finds himself. Again.   - Kurt is back from Bali & Singapore. Lots to discuss! - Sentient robots & toilets. - Jet lag isn't real. - Loblaws gives Canadians the break they need.   Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

SONG OF THE SUMMER 2022 REVEAL   Ryan joins the next big app for young people! Dodge discontinuing the Challenger and Charger and Vin Diesel is missing. Fans from across the world flock to Burnaby, BC for a chance to appear in Nickelback's new music video.   This episode is on YouTube. Check it out! https://youtu.be/X8KYpNmMg7A Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

We trim down our Song of the Summer nominations to just 4 in suspenseful fashion. This is the first episode we've uploaded to YouTube. Check it out! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzzVDklQLSepr1rwCqeFYUw Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

THE MYTH BUSTIN' PODCAST Kurt visits the MILE HIGH CITY (5280ft). More airport experiences. Altitude sickness is a hoax. Denver dong. Today's angsty music releases. What does a movie producer do? Midweek beers. Our upcoming grad reunion. Our COMPLETE Song of The Summer 2022 nominee list.   Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

WestJet won't stop emailing us. Big Blake Shelton floods the stampede. Rhino gets stopped going through customs in the airport. Bachelor parties are too tame these days. Randy incites the local San Francisco population with his insistence on referring to the city as "San Fran". Boyd Autobody wins the rodeo.   Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast

Lil Huddy ain't Lil anymore. Kurt is looking forward to see Big Blake Shelton on stage this coming weekend. Ryan experiences beach power moves. Kurt attends wine school. And congratulations to PATONE 17-3938 Very Peri for winning color of the year! Check out our brand new website! https://patiolanternspodcast.wixsite.com/plpodcast Follow us on Instagram @plpodcast