Six Degrees Of Schwarzenegger

John and Kevin are back to kick off a brand new series on the 1987 Paul Verhoeven masterpiece ROBOCOP. In the first episode we discuss police issue haircuts, cutthroat corporate tactics, and the amazing Kurtwood Smith. This episode covers 00:00 - 17:45; newscast #1, Murphy gets reassigned, a disaster at OCP, Bob Morton seizes an opportunity, Murphy and Lewis hit the streets, and Boddicker’s heist goes wrong.

In the final chapter of our series on DOLEMITE, Kevin and Mike examine the mayor’s adventurous sex life, the deleted demise of WIllie Green, Blakely’s terrible “master plan,” and the movie's LoTR-like final act. This episode covers 1:14:06 - 1:29:56; everybody is Kung Fu fighting, Dolemite takes out Willie Green, Blakely kills The Big Man, and Dolemite ties up loose ends.

In the 3rd part of our DOLEMITE breakdown, Mike and Kevin are back to talk about karate hookers, fur coats & cocaine, the most conspicuous disguise in history, and the movie’s strange connection to Chuck Norris. This episode covers 49:47 - 1:14:06; Dolemite visits karate school, the preacher offers a tip, Dolemite goes undercover, showtime at The Total Experience, and Dolemite squares off with Willie Green.

We’re back with more on 1975‘s DOLEMITE! Kevin and Mike are at it again to examine the movie’s timeless themes, the dangers of directing while drunk, and the Hamburger Pimp! (the best acting junkie or the best junkie acting?) This episode covers 21:30 - 49:47; Dolemite fights the cops, the Creeper meets an early demise, Blakely is introduced, and Dolemite takes his club back.

He’s BAAAAACK!!! Original host Mike is back with Kevin In the first episode of a brand new series on the blaxploitation classic DOLEMITE. Join us as we discuss the birth of Dolemite, rat soup, and the movie’s unlikely link to some Hollywood classics of the 1920s and 30s. This episode covers 00:00 - 21:30; Dolemite meets the warden, a series of flashbacks, Dolemite gets out of jail and immediately commits mass murder, and things get sexy.

In the last chapter of our series on POINT BREAK, John, Kevin, and the most interesting man in the world (Sam) talk señoritas & margaritas, when bromance goes bad, the movie's tragic tone, and its place in action lore. This episode covers 1:34:53 - 1:59:00; Johnny gets arrested, Pappas springs him, the airstrip shootout, jumping without a parachute, and a final showdown on Bells Beach.

In the 4th chapter of our breakdown of POINT BREAK, Kevin, John, and Sam talk about skydiving, some of our favorite annoying movie tropes, is Bodhi a sociopath, and why you never mess with a guy wearing a fanny pack. This episode covers 1:10:31 - 1:34:53; Bodhi’s got a plan, Tyler discovers Johnny’s deception, the gang goes skydiving, Tyler is taken hostage, and a robbery goes wrong.

It's our 50th episode!!! Let's celebrate with the 3rd chapter of our series on POINT BREAK! John, Kevin, and Sam cover the pitfalls of mooning hubris, Tom Sizemore going ballistic, beer on Cheerios (or in John’s case, Mountain Dew on Raisin Bran), and of course - MEATBALL SANDWICHES! This episode covers 48-15 - 1:10:31; the raid at Warchild’s house, a massive misstep for Johnny and Pappas, a Bodhi breakthrough, the stakeout, and a car / foot chase.

Kevin and John (and Sam) are back for our second episode on POINT BREAK. Listen as we explore Bodhi and Tyler’s history, beach sex, the manic genius of John C. McGinley, Bodhi’s mystical allure, and who the hell is lighting all these movie candles? This episode covers 24:08 - 48-15; Enter the Bodhi, beach football, Johnny finds some prime suspects, Bodhi’s house party, and a stealth mission.

John and Kevin are back with a brand new series on POINT BREAK! We’re happy to be joined on the journey by POINT BREAK superfan Sam! In this first episode, we’re talking Sex Wax, emotional surfing, Johnny Utah - Peeping Tom, and the movie’s cavalcade of legendary action names. This episode covers 00:00 - 24:08; Johnny Utah arrives in Los Angeles, the Ex Presidents rob a bank, Pappas has a theory, and Johnny learns to surf.

In the final episode of our look back at COMMANDO, John and Kevin talk about cartoon violence, Bennett’s fascination with Matrix, how Rambo 2 changed the ending of the movie, and the legend that a planned sequel became DIE HARD. This episode covers 1:10:23 - 1:30:00; all hell breaks loose, Bennett chases Jenny, Matrix on a rampage, Matrix takes out Arius, and the big showdown between Bennett and Matrix.

In the 4th chapter of our rad retrospective on COMMANDO, Kevin and John explore Matrix munitions mayhem, the world’s fastest boat, muscle porn - round 2, and a Bill Paxton sighting! This episode covers 53:35 - 1:10:22; Matrix goes on a shopping spree, Cindy resuces Matrix, Matrix and Cindy go airborne, and Matrix infiltrates Arius’s compound.

In the 3rd installment of our series on COMMANDO, listen along as John and Kevin explore more feats of strength, magical Porsches, an onslaught of one-liners, and this movie’s gratuitous nudity! This episode covers 35:36 - 53:34; chaos at the Galleria, Matrix lets Sully go, green beret vs commando, and Matrix and Cindy do some recon.

We’re back with part 2 of our breakdown of COMMANDO! Listen as Kevin and John examine Bennett’s “Freddie Mercury on steroids” look, the tumultuous history of Valverde, Sully’s epic creepiness, and so much more! This episode covers 16:36 - 35:35; Matrix is given an ultimatum, Matrix on a plane, the countdown begins, Matrix recruits Cindy, and they all go to the mall.

John and Kevin sink their teeth into the 1985 movie COMMANDO, starring the icon Arnold Schwarzenegger himself. In Episode 1 we discuss muscle porn, Matrix's unquenchable need for firewood, the suspension of the Chevy Blazer, and who the hell are the "federal people"??? This episode covers 00:00:01 - 00:16:36, hit squad at work, Matrix family bonding, Jenny Matrix is taken, and John Matrix is captured.

In the exciting conclusion of our series on DIE HARD, we discuss the pitfalls of hubris, infectious laughter, Dick-ish Thornburg, maniac FBI guys, and how a real-life domestic squabble led to one of the most heartfelt scenes in the film. This episode covers 1:42:04 - 2:07:00; the vault opens, McClane gets emotional, Hans figures it all out, McClane defeats Karl and saves the hostages, a McClane family reunion, Hans takes the plunge, and Al kills again!

In episode four of our breakdown of DIE HARD, Kevin and John examine the nutritional value of Twinkies, Helsinki Syndrome, Johnson & Johnson, and Ellis’s big moment. This episode covers 1:16:48- 1:42:03: McClane’s true identity is revealed, the death of Ellis, the FBI arrives, McClane and Hans play cat and mouse, walking on broken glass, and Al Powell's tragedy.

In the third part of our look back at DIE HARD, we’ll discuss the meta action hero, a football-related plot hole, the timelessness of Stevie Wonder jokes, Al Leong stealing the show, and the catchphrase that spawned a franchise. This episode covers 51:10 - 1:16:47; a narrow escape, Al arrives on the scene, McClane seizes the advantage, “Yippee Ki Yay,” Hans ups the ante, and McClane destroys a building.

In the second chapter of our special holiday series on DIE HARD, Kevin and John discuss the genius of Alan Rickman, wound continuity, bearer bonds, whether Takagi knew the computer code, and the most unrealistic feat of John McClane. This episode covers 23:54 - 51:09: Hans kills Takagi, fire alarm, McClane kills Tony, rooftop shootout, Al Powell gets the call, and McClane’s death-defying escape.

Yippee ki yay, mofos!!! It’s all been building towards this moment! John and Kevin are back to take a deep look at the 1988 masterpiece DIE HARD. Listen as we examine the movie’s perfect cast, Holly’s assistant’s superhero haircut, Ellis’s first name, and terrorist fashion trends. This episode covers 0:00 - 23:54: McClane lands in LA, Ellis thirsts for Holly, Argyle takes McClane to Nakatomi, McClane and Holly come face to face, they argue, and the terrorists take control of the building.