Golan-globus Theater

Sorry, we know our mics are subpar this week, life had it out for us on recording night. ANYWAY, this movie has all the right parts, and yet, is mediocre. AL LEONG is in it, how is it so mediocre?! Find out inside.

One last sex thriller until next year, get your rocks off friends!

Remember not to leave pec-jelly applied to your member for too long

Another diamond in the rough brought to surface by your favorite action movie investigative journalists.

IS THIS SEXY AND THRILLING ENOUGH?!

SPOILERS We ramble

Bronson's 40ish year younger coworker wants to fuck him and she doesn't hide it

Defeating the housing crisis with kung fu

In the near future, street gangs have their own city zones where cops can't go. Two tough cops are sent undercover in one of them to investigate an illegal cure for AIDS. But they must first fight in a deathmatch, and the match is fixed.

Stallone should look into doing some drag queen story hours

Another boring Predator movie. Do the predators look weaker with every sequel? Is that ok?

Wrapping up action animation month in under two hours!

How did anime captivate America?

GOLAN GLO-LO-LO-LO-LO-LO-LOBUS THEATER brings you a relic of Murray's youth.

Starting out in 1981 with a movie that contains maybe one "heavy metal" song. Granted, as Murray points out in the episode, heavy metal was in its infancy at this time.

Going into this movie blind is an absolute blast. If you haven't seen it, forego the trailer and dive in.

Is our protagonist actually the bad guy?

Getting older, but like Escape from NY, we only get better! After a lot of guests we had a lot to get through in the opener. Trailer starts at 35th minute.

HOW DID WE KEEP THIS UNDER 3 HOURS!? Enjoy

Ending the month with a legend