Red State Update

The Senate acquits Trump of inciting the Capitol insurrection.     Sponsors: Sweethearts Oil Change, Peepaw Cards   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs:    https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/   Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn   http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

Jackie & Dunlap on Trump's impeachment trial, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lou Dobbs, Fox News, and an update on Trump's snakes/gators pardon. Sponsors: Snakes and gators, I reckon? "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs:    https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/   Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn   http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

Jackie & Dunlap work through their feelings now that Trump is gone (?). Plus: Biden's inauguration, Rand Paul, Kevin McCarthy, Bernie Meme, Happy Fauci, snakes, gators.   Sponsors: Killian Makes It Right, Chooby's Pizza Hand   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs:    https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/   Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn   http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

Jackie and Dunlap on pardons, statues, impeachments, inaugurations, arrests, insurgents, bathrooms, and the MyPillow guy.   Sponsors: So Saith Todd, Dippy's Pizza Nativity   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs:    https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/   http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

Trump and his GOP enablers send violent, murderous mob to attack Congress. We try to keep it hopeful but holy crap. Plus: Trump kicked off Twitter, Ossoff and Warnock win, AG Merrick Garland, new Mississippi flag, Tennessee Zip-Tie Guy Sponsors: Ask Todd, Dippy's Pizza Nativity "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs:    https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/   http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump's crime call with Georgia secretary of state, the Nashville bombing, Cruz and Hawley and the other senators contesting the election results, the warning letter from the secretaries of defense, Trump to award Devin Nunes the Medal of Freedom.   Sponsors: Ask Todd, Dippy's Pizza Hand   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs:    https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/   Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn   http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs:    https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/   Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn   http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

What will be the Christmas Number One song on the 1670 AM W-MURFO Top 7 at 7 Murfreesboro Number One Christmas Countdown Special Expanded Top 20 Edition with Cubby Free? Elf Drugs by The Young Rustlers of the Hazy Glade? Fauci Christmas by Little Cussin' Cayden? Christmas Hot Sauce by the Hickory Grove Suspenders? Candy Cane Puddles by Nick Primo and the Glueboys? Backwards Christmas Tree by Cubby Free? Across the Street from Rudolph by Jillian Cherries? Or a handful of Red State Update classics? Music by William Sherry Jr. Lyrics by Travis Harmon & Jonathan Shockley. Vocals: Christmas Hot Sauce vocals by Phil Leonard Across the Street from Rudolph and Fauci Christmas vocals by Adrian Rose Leonard Candy Cane Puddles vocals by William Sherry Jr. Elf Drugs vocals by Bridge Codpipper. Backwards Christmas Tree vocals by Travis Harmon & Adrian Rose Leonard Snow Sliding Sleigh Riding Day, Christmas on an Island with a Martian and Gorilla, Christmas in a Beer Joint, Christmas Kisses, and Christmas Crow by Re

Bill Barr splits, Trump loses one more time, Dave Ramsey throws a COVID party, Mitch begs, Pence to take vaccine, Charley Pride RIP. Plus: Choobie’s Story Sponsors: Gravyholics A-Nom-Nom-ymous, Longlasting Revival Holey-ness Church "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs:  https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/ Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

Giuliani gets Coronavirus, Trump goes to Georgia, Bill Barr, Scott Atlas, martial law, vaccines, Flynn, Lewandowski, Obama.   Sponsors: Cat Cuddling Club, Longlasting Revivial Holiness Church   "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs:   https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/   Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn   http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

Jackie & Dunlap on Wet Rudy, GSA Emily, Phone Trump, Randy Quaid, GOP eats itself, best punishments for Trump. Sponsors: Little Coley's Sweet Cakes, Cat Cuddling Club

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump the big whiney doo-doo baby loser president who won't concede; everyone in the White House is either sick or fired; violence in DC; elections in Georgia; FDT; vaccine; Trump to buy Newsmax? Sponsors: Little Coley's Sweet Cakes, Cat Cuddling Club "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs: https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/ Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

Jackie & Dunlap on Trump's loss, Biden's victory, Four Seasons Total Landscaping, Meadows, Kushner, Stacey Abrams, Nate Silver, Lindsey Graham, Fox News, Legalized Pot. "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs: https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/ Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate  

Election Day tips from Jackie & Dunlap. Plus: Walmart hides the guns, Trump leaves people to freeze, Tucker Carlson's disappearing bull hockey. Plus Kushner, Collins, Barrett, Birx, Big Tech, Meadows, Pence, AOC, Falwell Jr. Sponsors: Community Spigot, Gravyhaters Not "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs: https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/ Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

Jackie & Dunlap on the final Trump/Biden debate, 545 children separated from their parents, Giuliani, Toobin, Russia, Iran, Ratcliffe, secret Chinese bank, Fauci, Whitmer, Obama. Sponsors: Gravylovers, Freefaces "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs: https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/ Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

Jackie & Dunlap on Trump and Biden's town halls, the Amy Coney Barrett confirmations, Trump ruins the CDC, Trump Admin warns financial elite ahead of Coronavirus. Sponsors: Gravylovers, Coley's Coronavision. "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs: https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/ Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate  

Jackie & Dunlap on Trump's Sick and Hopped-Up TV Tour as he sprays Covid and democracy-threatening nonsense at Bartiromo, Hannity, and Rush Limbaugh, the Vice Presidential debate between Mike Pence and Kamala Harris, the foiled terrorist plot to kidnap Michigan governor Gretchen Whitmer, plus Trump won't do a virtual debate with Biden, Trump is mad at Barr and Pompeo, Trump blames Gold Star families for him catching Covid, everybody in the White House is sick, and Trump promises fetal tissue pills for all. "A Spreader Man" vocals by Bridge Codpipper. http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

Trump is back! And super-spreading dangerous misinformation and deadly disease! Plus he's high as hell with a precarious grip on this whole "breathing" thing.  Jackie & Dunlap discuss. Plus Kaleigh, Kellyanne,  Claudia, masks, Melania, Meadows, dexamethazone, joyrides, school, Dr. Conley, the balcony scene, the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the Supreme Court, the flu.  "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs: https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/ Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate

Trump tests positive for Coronavirus. Jackie & Dunlap discuss. Plus Melania hates Christmas and babies in cages, Texas voter suppression. http://patreon.com/redstateupdate  

Trump refuses to denounce white supremacy and attempts to delegitimize the election and basically acts like a sweaty-lipped asshole in his first debate with Biden. Plus: Trump's taxes, $750, The Rock endorses Biden, Trump mocks the religious, Chris Wallace, Giuliani, Florida. "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs: https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/ Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate  

Jackie & Dunlap on Breonna Taylor, Trump refuses to concede when he loses, RBG and the Republican rush to fill her seat, Trump overrules the FDA and CDC, Fauci vs. Paul, Tyler Childers, Cracker Barrel, tuna fish.  "The Magic Cowboy" courtesy Seth Timbs: https://sethtimbs.bandcamp.com/ Red State Update theme "Tasty Sorghum Biscuit" by William Sherry: https://open.spotify.com/track/74j2AyMM9Qy2VhSQDajhfn http://www.patreon.com/redstateupdate