Red State Update

Jackie and Dunlap on the Pope's meeting with Kim Davis, Kevin McCarthy and the race for Speaker of the House, Hillary Clinton on Saturday Night Live, and Tennessee Lt. Governor Ron Ramsey advocating for arming Christians. Sponsors: The Waiting Room and Mouse House.  

Jackie and Dunlap read the names of all their Kickstarter donors! Thank you all so kindly!  Then we talk Scott Walker, John Boehner, Pope Francis, and the New Testament vs. the Old Testament. Sponsors: You!  

Jackie & Dunlap celebrate their 150th podcast episode from the Ronald Reagan Country Cafe at The Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in Simi Valley, California. And don't forget the Murfreesboro City Fair Around The Square! Cookie Throating, Owl Boxing, and Frog Holding! The Golden Monster Chinese Buffet! Dr. Birdlady & Nurse Jimmy! Pillsauce! Mirabella Gennessey! Heatherglen Springs Woods! Tee Tee Slott's twin sister, Honey Slott and much, much more!! Sponsors: Hog Hollerin' and The Murfreeboro City Fair Around The Square

What should Jackie order at the Ronald Reagan Country Cafe? Will the boys get kicked out of the upcoming CNN debate? Will King Kong and Godzilla be friends? Also caveman movies, mean Beatles, Rick Perry, Dr. Ben Carson, Little Bobby Jindal, and Casey Kasem. Sponsors: Husky-Wayne and the upcoming Murfreesboro City Fair. 

Jackie and Dunlap on John Anderson, Denali, Mt. McKinley, Ohio, North to Alaska, Obama, God, Mount Rushmore, Garden of Eden, Jonah and the Whale, Fiorina, DiGiorno, and scissors in every room. Sponsors: Husky-Wayne and Medicine Sauce.

Before you get too mad because we give you a 2-hour podcast, look at what all we talked about: Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Jeb Bush, OAN Network, Eazy-E, NWA, Straight Outta Compton, Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, who dies in Forrest Gump, cancer movies, Sally Field, Jerry Clower, dogs eating vegetables, Willard Scott, jam jars, the futility of existence, unprotected sex, computer flags, Hillary Clinton, emails, scandal, the Murfreesboro Boogie Trio, cheese sticks, fish fries, Watch That Little Fat Boy Eat, Longhornz, Planned Parenthood, the confederate flag, foot salve, macaroni and cheese expiration dates, Jackie's coming around on Trump, what scares Frankensteins, slamming your dick in a car door, and a lot more we done forgot. Sponsors: Double Decker Bus 'Round the Square ("Now With The Christian Vegetables and The Janitorial Staff of the Murfreesboro City Hospital") and Pillsauce ("Now Featuring Three Cheese Flavor Mixture.)"

Jackie and Dunlap ask Will Biden Run? What About Gore? Then they talk about Ted Cruz and Ellen Page's gay rights at the Iowa State Fair.  Also, Donald Trump has sworn to defend Christmas.  So don't worry, Christmas!  Sponsors: 'Round The Square and The Medicated Table.    

Jackie and Dunlap on Bunny Bread, Sunbeam, Martin & Lewis, Miller & Co., Snowbird, Bill Hall, Trump, Christian Vegetables, and who the only two funny drunks are (Arthur and Foster Brooks.) Sponsors: Boat Around The Square/Carriage 'Round The Square, Pillsauce. http://bunnybread.net/kids-corner

Jackie and Dunlap on the aftermath of the GOP Debates, Dr. Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Rand Paul, and Fox, Red State and the Republican establishment vs. Donald Trump. Sponsors: Pillsauce and Li'l Longhornz Dancin' Parlour for Tykez.

Jackie and Dunlap on Biden for Prez, the upcoming Republican debates, and how talking animal technology has improved.  Thanks to everyone for contributing to our Kickstarter! We made our goal and stretch goal! Thank you kindly! Sponsors: Bag, Cup or Handful and Boat Around The Square (Mercky and Trudy Patricia Shellbacks). 

Kickstarter ends this Friday, July 31! Thank you kindly for all you give! Don't miss your chance to enable us.  https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/redstateupdate/red-state-update-2016 Jackie and Dunlap answer questions from YOU (the listener.)  Long John Silver's, Shoney's, mashed potatoes, Trump, comic strips, Burt Reynolds movies, Wikipedia, Cruz, Dom Deluise, Calvin and Hobbes, Bonnaroo, Twinkies, Jurassic World, Vanna White, Craig Davidson, Huckabee, Jerry Seinfeld, the confederate flag, and Mr. Slaw. Sponsors: Bag, Cup, or Handful and Old Fishfellow Inn.

Jackie and Dunlap on the Chattanooga attack, half-mast flags, Whitney Houston, Caitlyn Jenner, Donald Trump, John McCain, Ant-Man, Little Bitty, Alan Jackson, giant cats, Alan Grayson, and Fred Thompson's Twitter. Sponsors: Bag, Cup or Handful and Farmboy. Our Kickstarter ends July 31, 2015! Help us do videos and podcasts and filmed podcasts until the 2016 election is over.  Y'all give? https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/redstateupdate/red-state-update-2016

Jackie and Dunlap on Trump vs. Mexico vs. Rubio, and Jared Fogle.  Sponsors: Bag, Cup or Handful and 3rd Pentecostal Church of Holiness Ghost Hurt Bird. We have a Kickstarter goin' til July 31, 2015, and could use some help: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/redstateupdate/red-state-update-2016 Thank you kindly!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/redstateupdate/red-state-update-2016 Jackie and Dunlap wish you a merry Independence Day, discuss Mel Gibson's The Patriot, the Founding Fathers and their filthy hands, Ewoks, Paul Revere clothes, and if it matters what you eat while being patriotic. Special Sponsor Appearances by Mr. Leaky, Horse Gravy, Slick Sheets, Take 2 Used Dyer Sheets, Soured Towels, Christ in Cakes/Backdoor Cakes, The Glory Shelf Bibles Books and Balloons, Jim Beavers, Lydia and David "Ox" Rinseguard, Wesley Press, Dilly Mulerider, and the Third Pentecostal Church of Holiness God Ghost Hurt Bird.  Folks, people, we have a Kickstarter runnin'.  We need your help to cover the 2016 election by keeping this podcast goin' and gettin' new videos up every week-- and filming this very podcast that you can currently only listen to with your stupid ears. (You will still be able to listen with your stupid ears, but you also will be able to watch with your stupid eyes.) If you have money to spare, go hear and

Jackie and Dunlap on Liberal Week: Obamacare, Gay Marriage, the Confederate Flag. Is Jackie close to endorsing Chris Christie? What about Little Ol' Bobby Jindal? Also Herbie, Christine, My Mother The Car, E.T., politicians on podcasts, which bears are huggable, and gay computers. Sponsors:  Mr. Leaky & Horse Gravy Come to the big Freedomfest on Independence Day at the Soured Towels/Slick Sheets/Take 2 Used Dryer Sheets Compound! Gay Weddings! Civil War Reenactments! Mr. Leaky vs. Horse Gravy in the Commercial Premiere Challenge!    

Jackie and Dunlap on the Confederate Flag. Sponsored by Mr. Leaky and Horse Gravy.  

Jackie and Dunlap on Rachel Dolezal, beards, Bonnaroo, things that should be on t-shirts, shirtless Fred Thompson, racism, sexism, transphobia, Twitter, identity, outrage, chest towels, cigarette Snickers bites, and  Sponsored by Mr. Leaky ("New Commercial Coming July 4th") and Sheets Sheets Towels: A Freedomfest ("Coming July 4th to the Take 2/Slick Sheets Kids/Slick Sheets XXX For Moms/Soured Towels Compound at the hill off the square.")

Jackie and Dunlap on John Wayne, Ronald Reagan, Johnny Horton, Silly History, Hilary, Fabian, Dr. Ben Carson, Scott Walker, Voter Fraud, FBI Surveillance, Rand Paul, Bernie Sanders, Duggars, Hastert, The Electrified Mule, the Catholictown arcade, and the Pope and Santorum locked in a closet.   Sponsors: Mr. Leaky & Soured Towels.   

Jackie and Dunlap on Rand Paul, the Patriot Act, Denny Hastert, police killings, Bernie Sanders, erotic fiction, the GOP clown car, the roomier but no less pleasant Dem car. Sponsors: Dilly Mulerider's Filibuster 'Round The Square and Take Two.

Jackie and Dunlap make a playlist, realize they shouldn't make any more tv shows about families, and again give Obama the perfect plan to blow up ISIS. Why won't he listen? TALKABOUTS: Willie's Roadhouse, songs about getting across rivers, are there any songs about Indians that aren't racist?, Billy Joel, wobble tapes, Star Trek The Motion Picture, Dick Van Patten, Cosby, Arkansas, Huckabee, Duggars, Rand Paul, filibusters, NSA, Patriot Act, George W. Bush, Jeb, Tales of the Gold Monkey, the difference between Memorial Day and Veteran's Day, and Mule Uber. SPONSORS: Dilly Mulerider New News Carriage 'Round The Old Sqaure and Slick Sheets.