Where Are We

The boys encounter the insatiable hunger of Mount Athos, eater of ships. This peninsula is strictly dudes only - and even then you need a hall pass from God to get in. Jetpacks and penis crosses on this week's Where Are We

The boys are in the beefiest and best world renowned rascal scooter race track of them all. The happiest place on earth and possibly just the home of the fastest selling turkey legs in history. That's correct, it's Disney World. Cryogenically frozen idols, the scattering of loved ones ashes and many many gift shops possibly run by robot lingerie pests. All this and Goofy being assaulted on this weeks WAW.

The boys are in Holbrook, New South Wales. A real one Bunyip town. It has a shop. And a fire station. But they manage to drag the episode to 50 minutes. All this and a submarine on this week's WAW

The week the boys are in Roswell. Or area 51. Somewhere with aliens. Marvel as Dave drastically underestimates the age of the universe, Manus gets a pop culture reference and the mysteries of the lizard President are unravelled. Silicon JFK and more on this week's Where Are We

Brasília: the boys are in Brasilia this week. It's shaped like a plane shaped Bird... and is practically historyless. So Dave didnt have much to say. Also it's 60s aesthetic makes it a poor Jack hunting ground. Exiting chat about GDP and more on this week's Where Are we.

Datong: the boys are back in China again this week. Datong has it all: entertaining meat, 1500 year old scaffolding and a tree that grows heads. Seriously. All of this and more Chinese misery on this week's Where Are We?

North Bend: the boys visit the best North Bend.. No not the one with the Nintendo factory. North Bend Ohio- birthplace of Presidents, polluter of rivers and just a short hop from a Bible theme park. River mutants and pet velociraptors on this week's Where Are We

Randomnius' (Roman God of randomness) ethereal chaotic digit blasts the boys to Orvieto. There may be next to no crime and all the hotels may be bed-bug free, but what Orvietto lacks in physical problems, it more than makes up for with SATAN! Love on the edge, spring heeled menaces and more on this week's Where Are We?

Oh Mexico, the land of sweet shops, pink stone cathedrals and pedantic rants about the existence of a higher power between myself and Dave. We had a swell time during our journey here and for those of you that have enjoyed any of our crimewatch segments, remember in the immortal words of Dave: This... Is... Bullet-opolous, the city of a thousand guns. Also, there are ghosts.

If you can listen to the point where we become increasingly less sober i think you'll find this one exceptionally average. As we (and a special guest, brewer, Samaritan, lover, warrior prince, high chancellor, and friend of the show David O'Hare) take you on an audible adventure to the quaint location that is Termonfeckin. On this Where Are We Saint Patricks Day Special, I hope we talked about Ireland as much as we had planned. p.s we did not.

Get ready to drink ghost wine in paradise - well at least if you're not an indiginous population or a total FIGJAM - as we explore the future set of every Aussie distopian film; Pokolbin. All ye who pass here beware the online dating.

This week we find ourselves stranded deep inside rural china. Or more specifically Anshun. Chinas' most Bladerunner-esq location to date. Here's to hoping we don't develope any smoking habbits.

Our very first adventure into the perilous sanctum that is Red Creek, West Virginia. Lo the bed bugs.