Video Death Loop

Attention, Spacemart Shoppers! We know we could just give you a text notification into your intellivisor, but we feel the bitcrushed tone of the personal announcement system just has that special touch, you know? We hope you’re enjoying your fabulous new virtual reality shopping experience like we are recreating it! We just released the latest… Read more S6:E6 – ShelfZone VR Shopping Experience

It’s 9:28 AM in Colorado Springs. There is chance of isolated thunderstorms in your neck of the woods. But it’s alright. You’re at home, your belt is off, the fireplace is not on (Because it’s nearly 80 degrees and that seems unwise) and you have the mood lighting all set to low, low, low. You… Read more S6:E5 – TWC IntelliStar – 8/12/2005 – 9:28am EDT

The squeaky clean image of Pizza Hut in the early 80s didn’t last too long. You can only go through so many neon aerobic workout videos before it changes a person or a company. By the 90s anyone and everyone was hocking PS1 demo discs and cassette tapes and we learned it from Father Pizza… Read more S6:E4 – Pizza Hut 1981

Melissa is calling again. She wants to talk. It’s too much. The older boy can’t handle it. His weekly paycheck at the Kum & Go gas station is going straight to bathroom cleaning products. The younger brother is scrubbing away every night making sure the bathroom shines before Melissa inevitably calls again. He doesn’t see… Read more S6:E3 – Mr. Clean Commercial 1990

ARE. YOU. READY TO. GO?!CAUSE. I’M READY. TO GO!ARF. ARF ARF ARF. ARF ARF!?BABY, BABY! Powerman 5000! 5000 men of power! Colliding worlds! Wearing goggles! Getting stuck with powers beyond their control to fight the evil who is stopping their concert! It’s all very Ultra Mega. Nowadays, to get that Ultra Mega you just have… Read more S6:E2 Powerman 5000 “When World Collides” Music Video

Here in the year Two Thousand and Twenty Two, we at Video Death Loop can never be as cool as people who wreck cars for Hollywood. We especially wouldn’t want to get in the way of those who wrecked Jeeps for the A-Team back in the day, because we’re pretty sure they could still wreck… Read more S6:E1 – The A-Team TV Theme Tune

Warning! This animation is not for kids! It’s literally what every anime commercial in the 90s did and Columbia House was no exception! Stick that “NOT FOR KIDS” sticker on the front and let’s watch some exploding heads! Mileage may vary. Shipping will definitely vary. But you will at least get Akira on VHS and… Read more S5:E49 – Columbia House Anime 90s TV Commercial

Do you remember the radio, the thing you would you to listen to music that you now listen to podcasts on? Do you remember news radio, the thing you would listen to that was also not podcast and was more focused on our grim reality? How about Newsradio, the comedy show about being on the… Read more S5:E48 – NewsRadio: Season 4 Theme

IT’S BISCUIT TIME at Tudor’s Biscuit World, which promises to you a world of biscuits (as long as you are getting biscuits in West Virginia.) They have them all! The biscuits you think about! The ones you don’t! Some that are named after people? Why are they named after people? Are they people? No, let’s… Read more S5:E47 – 12 Days of Biscuits 2012 (Tudor’s Biscuit World)

Can we offer you a broken roomba repair video in this trying time? The mole people don’t need one, something about floors already being made of dirt and no eyes to see it. The robots don’t need one because they are SO perfect anyway. So I guess we gotta give it to humans. Come, let… Read more S5:E46 – Troubleshooting: Mobility | Braava® Jet 240 | iRobot

Sure, you can be edgy, but what happens when you add bullets to the edge? Faster edges. Faster than Microsoft Edge. Faster than Final Fantasy IV Edge. Faster than whatever else is Edge-related that I can say. You guffaw at the Gunblade from FF8 but let’s be honest: You’d definitely fire one if someone presented… Read more S5:E45 – Final Fantasy VIII Opening

Ducks, man. Ducks love some peas. They love them more than I think I love any actual food as a human, if this video is any proof. We here at Video Death Loop are both in awe and terrfied of the ability of a duck to tear through and muddy up a bowl that once… Read more S5:E44 – Ducks annihilate a bowl of peas

Video Death Loop Pita Krispies 1 pan (variable size)1 bag of marshmallows4 coffee cups vegetable oil (nearly expired)1-2 bag/box of unflavored pita chips1 video of a guy with with a hammer and a strong opinion of Gustav Mahler Symphony #6Also the hammer from the video Crush Pita Chips in bag with hammer to hammer’s preference.… Read more S5:E43 – HAMMER

There’s a Starman in a Pixar trailer this time. He is currently waiting in the sky. He’d like to come and meet us, but Aaron said to dare let him try! It’s just as well, honestly. It gives the starman (Perhaps the Lightyear, as seen above) more time to think about far more important things.… Read more S5:E42 – Lightyear Teaser Trailer

What is the best part of waking up? Is it actually successfully waking up, realizing you escaped the clutches of death for at least one more night? Is it the toast from the toaster and/or toaster oven and/or oven wafting through the house? Is it the coffee jingle? Maybe. We are forgetful in our modern… Read more S5:E41 – Rockapella FOLGERS Commercial – :45 & :30

Sing it with me, everyone! Salad Shooooooter! Sing it from the top of your lungs into our ears, preferably while you’re making a salad with the toppings of a sald! Get a corded one! Get a cordless one while you’re at it! Use them all Salad Akimbo! Make your co-workers worry at the next potluck… Read more S5:E40 – Presto SaladShooter Electric Slicer-Shredder Commercial

Cellular DNA. Mobile Phone RNA. Landline Mitochondria. It’s all connected, man. It’s all making energy with us because it is us. Until it isn’t. Then it decides to take us to a nice night to the opera and set us on fire. That seems a little petty, honestly. It could have talked it through with… Read more S5:E39 – Parasite Eve Playstation Video Game TV Commercial

SUBMIT TO THE DANCE. Enjoy it. Learn to live with it. Enjoy the 24 hour support, 365 days of the week. Ignore the fact that they’re genetically engineered for maximum advertising, these tiny mice. Ignore the cat in the corner that they use to make sure they do their job as efficiently as possible. Ignore… Read more S5:E38 – Japanese Computer Commercial (brand name: Mouse)

You knew it was only time before we put a death loop within video death loop. It’s recursion, baby! We’re with it and within it too! You can use that in your next Programming 101 class, professors. And skateboarders too if you’re really into recursion. Maybe other podcasters too. This is now a recursion podcast.… Read more S5:E37 – Bob Burnquist Loop of Death

In the beginning, a single chocolate bar will rise. Or maybe it’s chocolate. Is it really? This is an ad for sexy white chocolate and they are really piling on how freeing this chocolate will make you damn feel. You’ll see a swing and maybe some bubbles and you won’t even notice because sexy times… Read more S5:E36 – Nestle Alpine White – Sweet Dreams Commercial