Video Death Loop

What if you only kind of liked your dog? What if you worshiped a horse? What if you hated cooking and/or shopping and/or Imagine Dragons? We ask these questions but dare not answer them with any kind of authority while watching the classic Chuck Wagon Dog Food Commercial. After all, who are we to speak… Read more S2:E10 – Chuck Wagon Dog Food Commercial

It’s a warped world, and you’re about to take a dip in the most liquid of operating systems! IBM’s ill-fated alternative OS from the 90s had seemingly dozens of commercials, but we have chosen one of them to watch until our minds melt. Starring a line up of musicians, old ladies and Gabe Newell, this… Read more S2:E9 – OS/2 Warp Commercial

Before JT was JT, before Joey was Lance and before Lance was a home renovator with a penchant for kitchens, there was NSYNC. Now that we stand deep in the post boy band (PBB) era, it can be hard to recall the sway these heartthrobs held over pop culture, but truly they were titans of… Read more S2:E8 – NSYNC – Bye Bye Bye Music Video

What if…you played video games? The Ctrl + Alt + Del cartoon sets out to ask that heady question and precious little else. The answer it comes up with is a distressing mixture of self-congratulation and homicidal rage under a thin veneer of us-versus-them superiority, so it basically succeeds in its task. To truly let… Read more S2:E7 – Ctrl + Alt + Del Cartoon at Half Speed

Following the wild success of Home Alone, it was inevitable that its precocious star would be bestowed with that most precious of gifts: his own poorly thought-out Saturday morning cartoon. Alas, Macaulay Culkin’s Wish Kid was doomed to a single, quickly irrelevant season forgotten by almost everyone apart from the odd Buzzfeed listicle writer and,… Read more S2:E6 – Wish Kid TV Opening

Visit beautiful David Lynchville! A murder happened here once! But it’s okay, because that’s just the beginning of our troubles in Lynchville! Why, all our sawmills seem to whisper in calming, echoing ambient tones, luring the people of the town into watching a series of short pan shots of our totally unassuming and not weird… Read more S2:E5 – Twin Peaks TV Opening

Achy Breaky 2 is the nadir of popular culture. I would say that western culture alone needs to own this, but when the aliens come with their singular DJ and their death rays, they will not discriminate based on the lines we draw on a map. They will simply process all of digitized culture in… Read more S2:E4 – Buck 22 (w/ Billy Ray Cyrus) – Achy Breaky 2 Music Video

Everyone, let us remember the simpler times. The times of the 90s. Where the only things we worried about were Dinosaur Movies and knockoffs and sequels, Volcano movies and knockoffs and sequels and Asteroid movies and knockoffs and sequels! We worried about movies a lot guys. They were big! And full of knockoffs! And sequels!… Read more S2:E3 – Deep Impact Trailer

By listener request, we’re suffering through a seemingly endless loop of the retro My Buddy commercials. According to John, My Buddy was created to teach young boys empathy, but considering the correlation between the endless parade of flaxen-haired tots in this 80s commercial and the resurgence of actual friggin’ Nazis in our horrible modern times,… Read more S2:E2 – My Buddy Commercial

We’re back, everyone! Season 2 gets started off right with the classic DuckTales TV opening. Sure, DuckTales may be in the middle of a reboot, but we’re weird old man who want to think about our own childhoods, damn it! This is retro DuckTales with the wrong coat color Scrooge McDuck and not a hint… Read more S2:E1 – DuckTales TV Opening

We’re in our new podcast studio location! We’re testing stuff out! We’re sending our interns out to get various things they don’t quite understand, like the contents of a Petro! What’s in a Petro? Find out in this episode! Also, did we mention new podcast office slash studio? Oh snap! Please stay tuned for new… Read more Intermission 3 – Intern Saga

Guys we’ve still not started Season 2 so here’s another one of these intermission episodes! We’re talking about DC and why its entire output is terrible except for maybe some Batman! We untangle an impenetrable and poorly crafted timeline plus we discuss our actual progress to releasing new actual episodes of Video Death Loop actually.… Read more Intermission 2 – Some Batman is OK

Hey everyone! Video Death Loop is still in between seasons, but we wanted to give you an update on how everything is going! One could say it’s a loop of some sorts, if you consider the typical conversation between Aaron and John a loop. It takes us mere moments to lose focus on the bigger… Read more Intermission 1 – Saving the Economy, One Shed at a Time

The first video uploaded to YouTube was on April 23, 2005. You can watch it here. The latest video uploaded to YouTube was whenever you read this sentence, give or take a breath. In Aaron’s case, it was a commercial for an Italian company offering “Tooth Gem” installations on one’s teeth. I tried to find… Read more S1:E39 – “Me At The Zoo” / Italian Tooth Gem Commercial [Season Finale!]

When you’re a player on any major team, you’re expected to do your fair share of local commercials. It’s a badge of honor, in fact! Being a part of the community– usually through an awkward combination of car commercials and Salsarita meetups– is just how you do things! But only one man has the power… Read more S1:E38 – Bronson Arroyo Ford Commercial

Short shorts! Car stunts! Problematic themes! Yes, The Dukes of Hazzard is an interesting show to think about in 2017. TV legends in their own day, and endlessly referenced and parodied in the subsequent four decades, time has recently been less kind to the eponymous duo. Yup, it looks like them Duke Boys are in… Read more S1:E37 – The Dukes of Hazzard TV Opening

In the world of wrestling, appearance is everything. You have to look intimidating. Look strong. Look fast. Look commercial if you’re certain wrestlers that keep getting pushed despite fan reaction. You need the whole package. But what happens when the package unravels itself at your door step and the UPS man gives up and just… Read more S1:E36 – WCW – The Shockmaster’s Introduction

No matter how much you try to act like you’re in the movie Goodfellas, you’re just going to look like a color-coordinated bowling team. It’s Pawn Stars! Let’s sell things off screen and then try to find a plot to film before everyone clocks out at five, okay? Aaron Littleton is your host this week,… Read more S1:E35 – Pawn Stars Season 1 Opening

It’s back to the ancient internet this week with a Japanese Chu Chu Rocket commercial, possibly made at 3 AM before the commercial was due for broadcast! It’ll take longer to read this than to watch the commercial! Loop it for yourself! And then come back as we reveal the truth behind the future of… Read more S1:E34 – Chu Chu Rocket Commercial

Sometimes you just need to express your angst in the only way possible: By editing together anime music videos to Linkin Park music and putting it up on the internet for all to see. We’ve all been there. One moment you’re browsing through MySpace confused by all these new emotions and the next moment you’re… Read more S1:E33 – Rurouni Kenshin/Samurai X Anime Music Video (“Crawling” by Linkin Park)