Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

Nice. Featuring: Matt, Caroline, Sara Edited by alex Music: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Neil Cicierega – Pokémon

Alternate Title: Uh Oh, Brooks Is Typing. Join alex and Josh for a nice poolside chat about current events, why don’t you? Nothing unusual happens in this episode. Also we forgot to make any jokes about the episode number. Click here if you’d like to play along with our Guess Who game (it’s probably funnier … Continue reading 068 – Can’t Get Wet If You’re Wet

From Virginia to Ontario, everything’s fucked up! Roy and Matt tackle this year’s Pride shenanigans, the inherent evil of YouTube, old internet and call out Justin McElroy for being a bit-stealing bastard. Wooloo! Links: Roy’s Lightbringer mention of HJKL, LoveForVB Fundraiser, Matt’s Lightbringer mention of The Shrieking Shack. Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men … Continue reading 067 – Wife Medals

On a very special episode of HKIPGTD, alex leafcrunch and Eden forego the usual format to mostly talk about the Sl*voj Z*zek vs. J*rdan P*terson d*bate that happened a couple months back in T*ronto. Sorry for saying so many bad words but it’s our duty as journalists to report the truth. Anyway our recording had … Continue reading 066 – Despite The Constant Negative Media E33

Milkshakes, DUCK! This week the squad convenes to bid farewell to the Krassensteins, bemoan the ultimate failures of pinning leftist hopes on elections, pope ventriloquism and why eating onions is radical praxis. At one point Matt forgets which criminal courts are stationed in The Hague, and does not correct himself on air, yes he googled … Continue reading 065 – The Drawing And Quartering Of Mickey Mouse

Meltdown May is steaming ahead at full power! Sara and Sam discuss some heated gaming moments from a surprising source, the reasons that climate change is good actually, unionbusting airlines, and more! Featuring Sam and Sara Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men

Lauren and Alex Leafcrunch are coming at you this week to have a little barista chat and then talk about Jacob Wohl’s latest hilarious failure, Caster Semenya’s case against the IAAF, the possibility of a tumblr buyout, a brief beverage ASMR intermission, the Theranos documentary, Doug Ford’s cellphone shenanigans, Burger Moods, the cyberbullying of Sonic, … Continue reading 063 – Subway: It Gives You Titties

Dirt for Jared. Dirt for Jared. Matt and Patrick are here to talk about dirt for Jared, Alberta, which is famously covered in dirt, and other things but those have less to do with dirt and Jared. Dirt for Jared. Featuring Matt and Patrick Edited by alex leafcrunch Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men … Continue reading 062 – Dirt for Jared

Andy Cuandy Loves It! One Weird Trick To Get $1.6 Billion From The City Of New York! Ambassadors Hate Him! One Wacky Way To Get Evicted From An Ecuadorian Embassy! White Supremacists Love Her! One Odd Tip To Get YouTube Live Comments Disabled! All these useful lifehacks and more as Sara and Roy tackle the … Continue reading 061 – The Hungy Games (2008 Novel)

Sara and Matt hop back in the saddle to talk internet infrastructure, fake woke Canadian politicians and newer Antifa Supersoldier Jimothy Carrey’s fight with Italian fascists. Alex wakes up bright and early to record an interview with the amazing N of LegitTayUpdates (voice modulated by request), recently released after serving a term in prison for … Continue reading 060 – Fuck You, Goku is Real

This episode’s mostly about Garfield! On a scheduling note — our traditional recording night of Thursday has become inconvenient for most of the hosts, so we’re shifting to recording Fridays or Saturdays. Edit: There was an audio issue with this episode which I fixed, so apologies if it shows up twice in your feed! Sorry! … Continue reading 059 – The Waveform In The Sand

This episode was nearly lost a dozen times, what you hear now has been edited together from at least 7 separate audio tracks. My roommates were loud, I dropped a fork on myself, Craig died thrice, weird audio desync, and no preparation. It all comes together to give you a very special free form jazz … Continue reading 058 – Veto O’Fork

Remember the dress? Well, now it’s for gamers. But now instead of black and blue, we’re red and nude about Professor Deals. Please pull up a tactical gaming chair and join Roy, Sam, and Sara for a normal one on this week’s Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! #FREEROY Featuring Sara, Roy (punished), and … Continue reading 057 – Women Be Anthony

Do you ever rise from your grave because you thought of another great nickname for your politics podcast? No? Just us? Special guest Eddy comes out of retirement for this very special episode of Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! Featuring Caroline, Eddy, and Patrick Edited by alex leafcrunch Music Used: The Taxpayers – … Continue reading 056 – Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Man (2018 Film)

Alex (English, Does not vote in US elections) and Josh (voted for John McCain) are coming at you this week to talk about the candidacy of Comrade Sanders, the ongoing Jussie Smollett debacle, the never ending temporal hellscape that is US election season, and some other stuff before Alex introduces a new segment: Tea Time! … Continue reading 055 – Little Peepaw Bernie

Folks! Matt’s here to tell you that politics is a huge woman destroying the State of Virginia and the Province of Ontario, and we’re all too horny to stop her. Wait shit. I’m sorry, I’m trying to delete it. We play a little game of Schrodinger’s Racism and everyone catches a terminal case of Internet … Continue reading 054 – Pokemon Black and White 3

Hello! Join us this week as we talk about the presidential announcements from Officer Kamala Harris and Overlord Howard Schultz, DHS entrapment, Jussie Smollett, The Dirty Man Of Mike Rowe, Jeff F*ck, and probably some other stuff Featuring: Lauren, Roy, and Sam Edited by Patrick Music Used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Utada Hikaru – Sanctuary

Where were you when Donkey Kong said “trans rights”? If you were the President, you were probably overseeing a coup in Venezuela. In other words, it’s a slow news week in 2019. Caroline and Patrick welcome Linus back home and settle in for a normal one. Apologies for the uneven audio levels near the end. … Continue reading 052 – Team America: World Police (2004 Film)

The podcast’s transfeminine trifecta delivers you the week’s news in a delicious, patriotic, presidential American Cheese and Canadian Bacon hamberder-style sandwich. We’re three weeks into 2019 and I just checked my watch: it looks like we’re having a normal one! Thanks for listening to Henry Kissinger Is Pokémon GOing To Die! Featuring: Sara, Eden, alex … Continue reading 051 – Donald’s Declassifed Government Survival Guide

Bezos is filing for divorce? Folks, he should be filing his taxes! Join Sam, Patrick, Sara and Josh as they discuss the bipartisan agreement to be weird about AOC, the President saying “build my own wall or get poisoned, no government this year.” (paraphrased), and more as 2019 continues to shape up as a normal … Continue reading 050 – The Purge 6: Joshua Tree