Pauly Shore's Random Rants

Do any of you guys know a good urologist in Los Angeles? Because I pee 3-4 times in the middle of the night. Oh. And how cute is Buster? Wanted him to be apart of the podcast. Check out the video version on my YouTube to see his hijinks 

Today Buster is one years old. Approximately 9 months ago I was having dinner with some friends in Miami and a nice lady and her husband approached me with this puppy and that was it. It was love at first sight. Happy Birthday Buster! You’re 1 year old! Here's to many many more.     

Yoo brozzz, it's time for a new Random Rants. What do you guys think? Should I get Buster Vaccinated? 

Yooo brozzzz today we're discussing chopping Busters balls off, Dana Carvey, and Ear Diseases. It's the latest random rants broooo

Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas with Buster. Thank you for all your messages on social media. Get to work tweeting and messaging the studios, brozz. Tell them you want crusty sequels. Plus, I'm talking about vaccines, Charlie Watts of the Rolling Stones passing away, and Joe Biden pulling out. Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas about twins, celebrity endorsements, pets, vaccines and Afghanistan. Who wants to be my plus one to see the Rolling Stones, doodzzz? Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

I think I should take over Brittney Spears conservatorship. Because if I can run my life, I can certainly run Brittney’s life. Don’t you think guys? Who better to make all her financial decisions than Pauly Shore? If I could do it for me, I can certainly do it for BS. Lets go dooooodzzzz! We miss our Brittney!  Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Yo brozz! I'm all by myself, ranting about my potty mouth, small town Las Vegas, canker sores, UFC and wave pools. Plus, Stephen Baldwin wants to do Bio-Dome 2. Tell MGM / Amazon you want to see the sequel, doodzzzz! Come see me in Texas!! http://bit.ly/PaulyTour 

Yo brozz, I'm ranting by myself from Las Vegas. I'm talking about hot seatbelts, Brazilian butts, night baths and cigarettes. I'm going the see Dave Chapelle and Joe Rogan at MGM tonight. Plus, Trump is coming to the McGregor fight. See me and Sandy Danto at Delirious Comedy Club this weekend: http://bit.ly/PaulyTour

Yo brozz, it's time for another Random Rants. No producer, no dj, no sidekick, no squad. I'm talking about my trip to LA, my dog Buster, getting a job as a wax figure, and tipping the bathroom man. Do you guys like my haircut, doodzz? Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas. No producer, no dj, no sidekick, no squad. Just me, you and my feelings! If you can't get laid in Vegas, become an air conditioner repairman. Plus, overdosing on carbs, swinger parties, the prison vibe at my gym, my baby Buster and commemorating Paul Mooney. Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Yo brozz, I'm ranting from my hotel room in Naples, Florida about breakfast, Donald Trump's Netflix special, America's love of serial killer documentaries, piss medications, basketball, and saving it for a rainy day. Watch Random Rants on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore 

I'm ranting from Vegas about burritos, wearing glasses, getting Donald Trump a Netflix special, the NBA and my new band, Pauly Shore and the Crustys! Plus, Buster is back (big thanks to Off The Leash)!  Watch Random Rants on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 162. Yo brozz, Random Rants is back old school style. I'm ranting about sexy Chayce Beckham on American Idol and moving to Las Vegas. Did you know there's a Whole Foods here? Plus, shout out to The Comedy Store and the comedy greats who have passed away recently (Paul Mooney, Carl Labove). Get on Twitter and tell the studios you want to see Pauly Shore in the movies, doodzzz. Watch Random Rants on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 161. Ho ho ho, brozzzz. It's the last episode of 2020. I'm ranting from Las Vegas with the crusty crew and special guest Bill "Little Larry David" Degillio. The vaccine is really here, you guys! I met a puppy in Miami and adopted him. Meet Buster Shore! Plus, we're talking New Years Resolutions.Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Yo brozz, I'm ranting from Vegas with the crusty crew. The vaccine is here and William Shakespeare was one of the first patients! All the simple things in life we took for granted got taken by the pandemic. The shutdowns are rough, brozz. Plus, how to approach famous people and getting attention. Meet Barry. Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Yo brozzz, I'm ranting from Las Vegas with the crusty crew. We talk about social distancing at comedy clubs (I'm in Miami tonight, Friday and Saturday: http://bit.ly/PaulyTour). Plus, the homeless situation and being compassionate. Who do you think about during the holidays? Let go of your grudges and try reaching out.Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShoreThanks to Better Help for sponsoring the podcast. Go to http://betterhelp.com/rants for 10% off and live a happy and healthy life, doodzz.

Yo brozz, I'm back in Las Vegas with the crusty crew, including some new faces. We talk about the election and our new president-elect, Joe Biden. Have a small Thanksgiving because of COVID, doodzz. Stay safe for the holidays. Plus, I'm back on the road. See me in Salt Lake City and Miami.Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 157. Yo brozz, I'm ranting from All Things Comedy studio in LA with writer, producer and director Mike Binder. He directed "The Comedy Store" on Showtime. We talk about filming the documentary, new comics he met during the process and his memories of performing there.Thanks to Helix Sleep for sponsoring this week's episode. Go to http://helixsleep.com/rants to take the sleep quiz and get money off (plus free pillows, doodz).Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore

Episode 156. Yo brozz, I'm still ranting from All Things Comedy studio with the great Bill Burr (yes, it's really him) and Bill "Baby Larry David" Degillio. We talk about him watching me on MTV back in the day and recently hosting Saturday Night Live. Plus, pushing the envelope, Boston comedy and The Comedy Store documentary on Showtime.Watch on YouTube: http://bit.ly/subPaulyShore