Gilmore Ball Z

This week on Gilmore Ball Z, Luke learns the true potential of speed dial and the Z fighters finally understand the power of spit.

This week, Dragon Ball strips away all pretense and gives us 30 minutes of exposition (that we somehow don't hate) and Videl continues to not live up to her potential. On Gilmore Girls, Richard doesn't poop in the jello, but Logan AND Zach somehow make kissing worse. Heads up: Since this episode does a terrible job portraying the realities and complications premarital abstinence, Paige and Grant spend some time discussing sex, including the fact that they've had it at least once.

Only Dragon Ball could screw up the pacing of a perfectly good tournament arc, only Amy Sherman Palidino could make a few minutes of Fiddler on the Roof feel like 3 and a half hours, and only Logan could screw up the simple joy of eating too much Chinese food.

Ash of Why Am I Watching This, Rogue Podron, and SW Skyhoppers joined us to talk about garbage men (i.e. Logan), not garbage men (i.e. Luke), and men who all look the same age in Anime (i.e. Goku and Gohan). (Also, yes, I'm sure I want ie not eg, don't @ me) https://twitter.com/WAIWTPod https://twitter.com/RoguePodron https://twitter.com/swskyhoppers

Rachel Gatlin from several Dueling Genre Podcasts joins us to talk about the beautiful disaster of human emotions that is Richard and Emily's vow renewal. Meanwhile, something is up with a man name Spopavich. Just say Spopavich outloud. Spo-pa-vich. It's fun. Tales from the Short Box (A weekly comics podcast) - http://www.duelinggenre.com/category/podcasts/tales-from-the-short-box/ TMNT Minute (Rachel talking about Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, one minute at a time) - http://www.duelinggenre.com/category/podcasts/movies-by-minute/tmnt-minute/ Geek by Night (An original superhero audio drama with Rachel)- http://www.duelinggenre.com/category/podcasts/geekbynight/ Note: Grant's audio was super crackly this episode. We're sorry for the inconvenience

In Paige's most painful bonus episode, we explore that beautiful disaster that is Broly: The Legendary Super Saiyan (and we mean both "beautiful" and "disaster").

Paige and Grant try to explain how, in Gilmore Girls and only in Gilmore Girls, crashing a woman's car to make her get together with you doesn't seem as absolutely toxic as should be. And on Dragon Ball, Piccolo is menaced by...pictures of the ocean?

A plot has suddenly arrived in Dragon Ball Z and Paige is not here for it. In Gilmore Girls, though, the unexpected appearance of a dog brings a much more welcome surprise.* *To clarify: A dog in Gilmore Girls. Not, like, while Paige and Grant are recording

Logan is back to his Frat Tristan ways when he hits on a child, then disrespects Rory's education. Meanwhile, Vegeta is in Kill-Kakarot mode while he watches his son defeat Goten--breaking a few rules along the way.

Gilmore Ball Z indulges in its favorite tradition. Not Paige saying "Goku" when she means "Gohan,"* using our swaps to punch someone in the face, or even suggesting someone needs therapy. It's Christmas time, and that means it's time to enjoy survive another Traveling Pants movie with All Caps Kyrie.** The girls are in college, which means it's time to combine three YA novels into one 2 hour movie and still come out lacking. All Caps Kyrie's Twitter: https://twitter.com/nightsinlights Gohan And Rory’s Bookclub Fund | Donation link| Room to Read *Grant cuts these in editing ** Since there are currently only two Traveling Pants movies, this is probably also the last year of this tradition

Baby fights and fights near babies! Rory is completely ignoring the mother daughter boundaries Lorelei never established, and a punk kid completely ignores the rules of conduct the Jr. Martial Arts tournament definitely never established. Will he get murdered by Trunks before his trashy mom gets curb stomped by Chi Chi and Bulma? Find out this week on Gilmore Ball Z.

Dragon Ball brings back its favorite character (arbitrary numbers that represent strength), TJ's still here for some reason, and Grant, might not hate Frat Tristian? (Jury's still out)

Look, you love our pain, and we love the children. This was sorta inevitable. Goku's white, Chi Chi has even less personality and they can't even pronounce Gohan correctly. It might also be one of the worst pieces of garbage I've ever seen. And only kinda in the fun way? That's right, it's time for 2009's Dragon Ball Evolution. Joining us on this...journey is Adrian of The But Why Tho podcast, because as the guy who funded the episode, this is all his fault. But Why Tho: https://butwhythopodcast.com/category/but-why-tho-the-podcast/ Adrian's Twitter: https://twitter.com/superruiz93 Gohan And Rory’s Bookclub Fund | Donation link| Room to Read P.S. For that sweet kazoo cover in it's entirety, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY9j-CietDs

Allen and Ashley from The Min/Max Podcast are back on to empathize with Luke after meeting money across the pond and ask the most important question: why anyone likes Goku anyway? The Min/Max Podcast Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/2to1Am1 Stitcher: https://bit.ly/2rK5L9Q RSS feed: https://bit.ly/2wNJwjw Facebook: https://facebook.com/MinMaxPod Instagram: https://instagram.com/minmaxpod/ Website: http://minmaxpod.com

In DBZ, Paige doesn't love a tsundere, and Piccolo throws a rave. Meanwhile on Gilmore Girls, some perfectly good episodes were shoved into scenes and Grant's only word for Frat Tristan is also 4 letters long and starts with F.

This week on Gilmore Ball Z: communist owls, Emily's Panic Room, and the Android 18 rom-com Toriyama was too cowardly to give us.

Paige accuses a beloved Dragon Ball character of blackmail, Grant delves into a deep depression over one Gilmore Girls couple, but Dean was mature for five seconds, so it's still an improvement.

Kyrie joins us again to revel in Luke and Lorelei's first date and defend the first appearance of her favorite Rory boyfriend: Logan. She's much more successful in the first than the second. Also, Bulma joins the ranks of Bigfoot and the Mothman as one of GBZ's favorite cryptids.

https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/ia601403.us.archive.org/15/items/GilmoreBallZLostBoys/Lost%20Boys%20Final.mp3 In a special Halloween, Grant and Paige watch 80s hit cult classic Buffy-predecessor The Lost Boys starring everyone’s favorite Gilmore Grandpa as Jack Bauer’s vampire dad. But was it a trick, or a treat? Fun Fact: The comic shop from the film was Paige’s comic shop from ages 5-9. It’s still open (in a different location) … Continue reading Bonus Episode: The Lost Boys →

Kate from...so many things, (Seriously, multiple podcasts, tons of insightful articles and reviews, and a cofounder of the But Why Tho news site and podcast network. The girl hustles) joins us to talk about Gohan, white woman tears, and why this episode made her never want to watch Gilmore Girls again.