Lynch And Taco

An elementary school teacher with no criminal record busted for doing lines of cocaine at school...classroom, bathroom, teaher's lounge...Headline of the Week contender #2: Teacher faces assault charge after Sam's Club rotisserie chicken fight, Procter & Gamble announce 'Mr Clean' is retiring...clearly the launch of some new marketing gimmick

United States Men's Hockey Team wins gold in overtime thriller vs. archrival Canada 2-1 as 2026 games come to a close, Magic bounce back with a road win in Los Angeles against The Clippers 111-109, Tyler Reddick wins second NASCAR Cup series race in a row in Atlanta, more in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

Michael B Jordan and Delroy Lindo had the N-word shouted at them by man with Tourette's while they were presenting at the BAFTA's, Headline of the Week #1: Los Angeles pulls PSA urging riders to not poop on city buses, Bonnie Blue says she is pregnant after having unprotected sex with 400 guys

Headline of the week contender #6: Waffle House customer maced, tased and zip-tied over hashbrown order according to lawsuit, Headline of the Week review and listener voting, Speed radar trailer set on fire in Arizona

The never ending news cycle yields a lot of stories that stand out each week. Some good, a lot bad and even ugly at times. We give you a quick overview of it all each Friday...

An Australian reporter has apologized for being hammered during live report from The Olympics, The Presdident of Burger King has provided his private number in case you need to complain about something, Dentist arrested at pediatric dental office for allegedly performing surgery while intoxicated

U.S. Women's Hockey Team wins gold in sudden death overtime 2-1 vs. Canada, Men play in semi-final today against Slovakia, Orlando Magic return from allstar break with 131-94 thumping of Sacramento, More stories in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

An Ohio mayor charged with voyeurism after allegedly sniffing teen girl's underwear, Hollywood, FL residents are dealing with a real Florida-centric problem: Coconut theft, The internet has lit up over what appears to be a 'goth' female newscaster...in Alabama

25-year-old Montana man showed up drunk and stoned at police station to pay open container fine, Headline of the Week #5: Climber faces manslaughter charge after leaving girlfriend on Austria's tallest peak, African family dumps corpse inside bank over funeral payour dispute

Looks like game consoles are about to become more expensive...what is driving this? We'll tell you, Apple announces special international event to reveal new products on March 4 and plenty more science and technology news in this week's 'Tech It Out'

Attempted murder breaks out at Crunch Fitness in Altamonet Springs over 'weak' comment, Sinkholes open up in New Jersey town and swallow a dump truck that was bringing material to fill prior sinkhole, Pickup truck flies 100 ft through the air and into a home full on Bo and Luke Duke style

U.S. Men's Hockey Team wins overtime thriller against Sweden 2-1...advance to Friday's semifinal, U.S. Women will play for gold today against rival Canada at 1:10 pm, more in today's Sports Page with Mike Bianchi

Handcuffed woman caught eating cocaine hidden inside her pants, So it wasn't enough that Lindsey Vonn crashed out of her Olympic comeback...her dog died the next day, Woman is given prison time for using a megaphone to insuly neighbors for almost two years

From the streets to leader of our JRR Street Team, welcome Parramore Brown in this all new weekly segment on The Lynch & Taco Show. Lord knows where this is going to take us...

Chicago city hall sends a ceae-and-desist to sex dungeon, Have you ever seen a baby pigeoan? Me either, why is that? Someone divided the US into 13 ‘drinking teams’ and asked people which region they thought would win

LCTB...The 'World-Renowned Life Coach' is back to lend a hand to those in distress...Don't hesitate to reach out for his unique brand of "help"... You don't actually believe any of this crap, do you?

Update: Judge allows Buffalo Wild Wings to keep 'boneless' chicken wings on menu, Headline of the Week #4: The incredible secret of the man with three penises, Insurance private detective busts “too injured to work” claimant he located snowboarding

UCF back in win column after topping TCU in Men's College Basketball, Florida beats South Carolina, FSU over Boston College, Miami outlasts Virginia Tech so a good night all around for our in-state teams, US Men's Hockey team will face Sweden today, more in today's Sports Page with Mike Bianchi

27-year-old Florida Man arrested after throwing a Chick-fil-A Spicey Chicken sandwich at his girfriend on Valentine's Day, Flagler teen facing charges after exposing himself to women...claims he "thought it was funny", Woman claims she got life-altering injuries at a Donny Osmond concert

Evan Dando from The Lemonheads has been hospitalized for a mental health issue after sending fan video of himself masturbating, 'The Ballad of Judas Priest' is a new documentary about te band and it will premiere at Berlin Film Festival, more stories in this week's edition of 'Rock News'...