Lynch And Taco

When a couple of people show up at your front door uninvited wanting to talk about the Lord, beware of the third person who has snuck around back and into your house to clean you out, Anxiety drugs found in rivers make salmon take more risks, Speaking of rivers, lets follow up on British woman who 'married' a filthy river

Ant smugglers caught with hundreds of prized insects in Kenya...did you know a giant African 'Harvester' Ant can fetch $220 on the black market? Newly decoded Roman scroll reveals that ancient tax cheats got fed to leopards, What the hell crashed through the roof of a South New Jersey auto shop?

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Florida woman arrested for selling human remains on Facebook Marketplace, Fully nude man is arrested after putting on a show in the theme park's New Orleans Square on a Saturday night, Scientists discover dolphins also communicate using 'fountains of pee'

Who knew: Accordian School seeing an increase in popularity, Say hello to 'Florida Man' Ed Cocaine. Yes, that's his real name, Say hello to 'The Crooked Man'...he's gained quite the following from folks watching his body transformation...well, not his who body, or he wouldn't be the Crooked Man...

There's a new chewing gum that claims it can 'trap' and prevent influenza and herpes, There's a 'sperm racing' league coming to Los Angeles, and yes, you can wager on the results, Four arrested for riding horses into a Walmart in Louisiana

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

KTLA television station sent out a one-word Tweet: The plural version of the 'N' word...then they tried to explain the mistake, The UK is creating a 'murder prediction' to identify people most likely to kill, Foul-mouthed parrot kept saying 'f-you' to firefighters who were trying to rescue it from tree

Headline of the week contender: Stranger has sex with corpse on Manhattan subway train, body robbed twice, Man critically injured by flying gas pump hose, Some dude got a fungal infection in his lungs from sniffing his own dirty socks, Utah woman called triple A during a standoff to fix a tire police had just spiked

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

An end of an era: Publishers Clearing House is bankrupt, Headline of the week contender: Stranger has sex with corpse on Manhattan subway train, body robbed twice, Mark Hoppus from Blink 182 says he may have been responsible for the capture of Saddam Hussein

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Polk County assistant principal arrested after having student rub her feet according to Sheriff Grady Judd, 1 person is dead and 5 injured after an apparent drive-by shooting at an 'Anti-Violence' meeting in Memphis office park, A South Carolina seafood restaurant is selling a "sm'oyster" as a dessert...

Bill Belichick's hot 24-yr-old girlfriend Jordan Hudson announces she's competing in Miss Maine USA 2025, Trump issues executive order that will once again allow full pressure water in bathrooms across the country!! Liquid Death has a new drink to help you relax, sleep, and murder a bunch of clowns in your sleep

The latest technology news and innovations

We've a got a food-related theme going on here...Let's begin with an 8-hour international flight that turned around after a passenger became disruptive after being served the wrong meal, A Chinese restaurant in Spain was raided and under investigation for trying to pass off street pigeon as duck...and that's just one violation, meanwhile, a restaurant in Thailand is taking a bunch of heat for offering discounts to thinner customers...and they have a test to determine said discount amount...

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

You know you're drunk when...police pull you over at 1:30 in the morning and you tell them you are on your way home from work to pick up your baby and the baby is already in the car...improperly secured, Florida Man found living with decomposing body of his 92-yr-old mother, Pallbearers plunge into open grave while trying to position casket

Man called 911 because he thought someone was breaking into his house...911 dispatcher who took call was apparently in the middle of ordering breakfast, San Diego man snarls highways for hours on end in attempt to set 'standoff record', Headline of the week contender: Cops investigating if foster mom gave up one of her children in exchange for a monkey

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