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The NBA has signed off on the sale of The Boston Celtics for $6.1 Billion, Shedeur Sanders was injured in practice and will probably not play in Browns second preseason game Saturday, and all of the days sports news with The Bulldog Mike Bianchi

Despite advances IBS remains a burden for millions, On a related subject, you have until tomorrow to cast your vote for 'America's Best Restroom', Headline of the Week contender #5: Man left with broken arm because of the size of his penis

Naked driver told police that he was 'hot and allergic to his own sweat'...that's great, now lets talk about the missing lights on your trailer with the stolen motorcycles, the drugs in your truck and your suspended license, South Carolina teens accused of stealing and derailing a train, Delaware man charged with multiple crimes after confrontation with DOT grass-cutter, UK government asks people to delete emails in order to save water during drought

THEE 'World-Renowned Life Coach' LCTB performs true 'public service' each week in his ongoing quest to help YOU with some of life's biggest challenges...

Who knew: You can buy soup by the gallon at Olive Garden, Headline of the Week contender #4: Florence man loses arm while trying to stop thieves with grenade, An angler hooked a 4 foot alligator...in a PENNSYLVANIA lake

Dana White says White House UFC event WILL happen on the 4th of July next year!! Aaron Rodgers likens new helmet design to a 'damn spaceship', Jon Gruden is looking forward to upcoming legal proceeding against NFL to find out the truth about league leaking emails to the media before he was forced to resign...

The United States is offering 5 million dollars for information leading to the arrest of Haitian gang leader 'Barbeque', Family dog finds human remains for the fourth time in Birmingham, Alabama, Canadian police pulled over driver who had gas nozzle and hose hanging from tank

Today is Vinyl Record Day, not to be confused with Record Store Day, Double whammy for Falling in Reverse: Ronnie Radke lost defamation lawsuit against a music critic and a headline show in Austin was cancelled over 'poor ticket sales? Filing says Daryl Hall and John Oates have resolve their business dispute via arbitration, more...

New app helps you reduce wedding costs by selling tickets...to strangers, Here's an article that claims new research shows that blowing into a conch shell for 15 minutes a day will reduce effects of sleep apnea, Austrian man survives clinging to high-speed train after cigarette break

Japanese farmer falls victim to massive watermelon heist and man does this sound like a lot of work by thieves, NBA All-Star Tyrese Maxey of the 76ers went on Instagram seeking help on how to use a manual can opener, Man survives two days with crossbow bolt stuck in his brain

College Football A.P. Top 25 Pre-Season Poll has Texas ranked #1. Texas is an underdog when they face Ohio State in season-opener, Plus, overview of the rest of the day's sports news...

College Football A.P. Top 25 Pre-Season Poll has Texas ranked #1. Texas is an underdog when they face Ohio State in season-opener, Plus, overview of the rest of the day's sports news...

Oh look, an article touting the 'lost art of hitchiking' and the benefits of using it as a 'budget-friendly and eco-conscious' way to see the world, Vile: Woman arrested and suspected of homicide after leaving toddler in the back of a hearse, Headline of the Week contender #2: Man allegedly shoots wife, stops for beer while driving her to the hospital

Great news!! There's going to be a 'Final Destination 7', Some Best Buy stores in Florida and Texas will have 'mini IKEA' stores inside of them starting this fall. Headline of the Week contender #1: 'Goo Goo, Ga Ga: Man wearing diaper approaches girls and asked o be changed'

NASCAR's Connor Zilisch Won then Fell off His Car and Broke His Collarbone, Justin Rose and J.J. Spaun battle in playoff holes to determine St. Jude winner, Orlando City routes Miami who were playing without Messi, NFL preseason week 1: Shedeur Sanders shines for Browns

Update: Tucson man who attempted to murder his ex-bosses after being reprimanded for hygiene going to jail for 29 years, Semi full of Pine-Sol worth $400,000 was stolen in Pennsylvania, Four guys are currently trying to row 3500 miles across the Atlantic from NYC to the UK

Final headline if the week contender: Delco man learns pleasuring yourself at WAWA is a bad idea, Man accused of detonating bomb placed under former boss's car, Irish farmer gave away $400K to poor people because God told him he would go to heaven

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Serial 'Fake Seizure' scammer has been targeting Australian men for two decades, New high school principal probably going to have a short run after being busted for DUI and cocaine possession, massive 20-ft python was spotted in a residential parking garage in L.A.

'Donger Gate' in the making? The three instances of bright green dildos being thrown onto the court during WNBA games has been linked to a crypto startup looking for free publicity.