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Final headline of the week contender: Police in China arrest female authors of homosexual novels in crackdown on 'boys love' fiction genre, Truck filled with barrels of blue crabs overturned on I-64 in Virginia and suddenly crabs everywhere, UN report says 'tree planting' could be making climate change worse

Recap of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly newsmakers of the week

Ann Arbor, Michigan residents upset over city's decision to kill the beavers on the city-owned golf course, Headline of the week contender: Family Dollar employee arrested for shooting thief in the butt, Some wise asses thought it would be funny to switch the male/female signs at a public spa and bath house

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Police say man on top of Mobile gas station with machetethre urine and injured an officer, Boston man was released on personal recognizance after being charged with assault and battery causing serious bodily harm, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon (a brick), and malicious destruction of property exceeding $1200, Four people have been charged in a break-in at a Canadian adult boutique..."a lot of items geared toward female self-pleasure have not been recovered'

Florida Man convicted of posing as a flight attendant to score more than 100 free flights, Could hotel lobby front desks be on their way out? Looks like it has already started! Here's a helpful story on how to avoid 'Office Chair Butt"

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Court dismisses father's lawsuit against newspaper over lack of high school basketball coverage...specifically, HIS son's team, Florida Man showed up at Sam's Club in Lady Lake and peed all over the Spam and Vienna Sausages, Joey Chestnut is trying to negotiate a return to MLE in time for Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest on the 4th of July

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Two New Jersey teenagers hit with aggravated arson charges after shooting a flare gun into a house and causing fire, A watchdog group called The World Anti-Doping Agency is trying to get the scheduled 'Enhanced Games' shut down, It happened again: Driver killed after liquid manure truck rolled over

R. Kelly seeks release from jail claiming prison officials took out a hit on his life, Bride devastated after drunk best man's speech reveals groom used ChatGPT to write his 'beautiful' wedding vows, Limo driver and funeral escorts cited for crash with a CSX train...limo had 7 grieving family members inside, Denver police say driver flees scene of crash with officer inside

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Raccoon mania update: Woman who was arrested that had the raccoon in her car that was holding a meth pipe...yeah, she lives in a tent and says there's no way she is going to surrender 'Chewy'...meanwhile, we've got a lunatic in Kentucky that released a wild raccoon in bat because they had thrown him out, Have you heard about 'boil in a bag' funerals?...yeah, that's becoming more common

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

A town in Pennsylvania launched a program to fix potholes called 'fill my hole', No jail time for Canadian man with 'relatively modest' child porn collection, judge rules, A Department of Justice IT employee spiked pregnant girlfriend's drink to induce abortion without her consent

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Woman attends funerals for two years hoping to catch undertaker's eye, Missing woman found beheaded and stuffed in suitcase at tourist hotspot, Why a Minneapolis neighborhood sharpens a giant pencil every year

Man decides to call 911 because there was no 'sex in the champagne room' despite forking over $300, Rich people are now wasting money on 'fine water' tastings, Undergrad student investigated by Brown University for questioning why the school has 4000 non-faculty staff members

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Paddleboarder surprised after finding dead body in a Washington state river, Headline of the week contender: Leaders of 'orgasmic meditation' women's wellness company OneTaste convicted in forced labor trial, Update: Charges dropped against teen baseball player who peed in opponents water cooler