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Man believed to be on mushrooms during highway crash that seriously hurt worker has a names that sounds like a guy who would be on mushrooms, What the hell is going on at the Jersey Shore...yesterday we had a swimmer stabbed by a needlefish, today it's a lifeguard impaled by a 6-foot umbrella, Cop may lose his job for farting in a coworker's face

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Broward county gas station clerk shot customer during spat 'over the price of beer', Police say man beat elderly wife after she confronted him for not showering 'for two months', Headline of the Week contender #4: Armenian Prime Minister offers to show his penis to head of church

Man arrested for stealing $10,000 worth of Nintendo Switch games...from public libraries, A New Jersey swimmer was hospitalized after being stabbed in the leg by a needlefish, Headline of the Week contender #3: Loose chicken rescued from Buffalo Wild Wings in Iowa

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Naked, mud-covered Florida Man arrested after vandalizing van in Osteen, Headline of the Week contender #2: Confusion as giant sausage discovered at Coventry nightclub, Speaking of sausage, Anthony Weiner's latest attempt at political comeback fails

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Soccer fan from Argentina was so intent on travelling to watch team compete in Club World Cup games, he committed insurance fraud to get money, Chinese hotel told 'wake-up service' of red pandas climbing onto guest beds must stop, 'The Best Place in the World to have Herpes' award goes to New Zealand

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Thurston County in Washington announces marriage license price hike to help pay for an issue often tied to marriage, 'Old People Smell' is a real thing and it can apparently be 'cured' with mushrooms, New mark set for 'World's Largest Cheese Tasting' and I think this is a record we could break with your help!!

California man working for 'Results Radio' made his first court appearance after stabbing a coworker, Man tries to get dog out of locked park bathroom and gets stuck in chimney...must be a really nice bathroom if it has a fireplace, So a good chunk of the United States is experiencing a severe 'heat dome'...time to break out the milk

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

The European Academy for Neurology claims that frequent nightmares triple risk of early death and accelerate aging, Florida Man breaks into vacant home to avoid going home to his angry wife, Here we go again with another Fear Factor reboot and Fox has recruited Johnny Knoxville to host

Lightning may never strike the same place twice, but it DID strike 4 people in 24 hours, Headline of the Week contender #1: Barnsley Bar's hours extended despite 'breast jiggling' incident, We're you be shocked that police in Portland, Oregon are searching for an armed suspect named Loony Toon?

It happened again: Hiking edition featuring a large bear and a 2600=foot ravine, A new startup that helps people use A.I. to 'cheat on everything' has raised another $15 million, Colorado lawyer accidentally calls judge 'honey' during oral argument and he completely lost his train of thought

Mike is a sports columnist for The Orlando Sentinel and host of 'Open Mike' on AM 740 and FM 96.9 The Game

Beekeeper in Spain (who appears to have been drinking) releases bees on police during traffic stop, Over 50 people have applied to adopt 'Hendrix', a foul-mouthed parrot that tosses out all sorts of slurs and cuss words, The five states most addicted to OnlyFans

'Roast Master' Jeff Ross got roasted by his oncologist, Iowa woman charged for burning stolen American flags...it should be noted she was pants-less at the time, Minnesota's Hormel is suing Wisconsin's Johnsonville over stolen trade secrets, New Orleans police say shoplifting suspect stabbed himself to death during chase

There's a 'beer exchange bar' where prices fluctuate according to demand, Longest-running fraternity at UNC-Chapel Hill shut down for misconduct, A study found that more people would recycle if it was made into some sort of lottery with prizes, Czech fake dentist gave root canals after reading online instructions