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FEMA can't say 'Watch Out for Ice' in storm warnings for fear of memes, Inventor of the 'suicide pod' says AI should decide who can end life, Warming up leftover 'Palak Paneer' in college campus microwave earns Indian couple $200K settlement over 'food racism'

Headline of the week contender #5: Man in court over sex act outside Paisley Pie Company (we should note today is National Pie Day), Review and voting of the previous 4 contenders, PETA says they would like holograms to replace reall groundhogs for all future Groundhog Days...

Don't like to report that a lot of the 'bad' in this week's 'The Good, The Bad & The Ugly' to place in Central Florida. fear not, we'll balance things out and end on a high note by takinga visit to the 'Good News Network'...

Florida Man faces prison after hitting victim with open ketchup packet, 24-yr-old Kansas City resident was selling cars on FaceBook Marketplace and then stealing them and selling them all over again, Young woman from Thailand is getting a lot of attention for dating twin brothers

Magic blown out at home by Hornets 124-97, Lightning on the road tonight at Chicago,The Rolex 24 Weekend is here, and a preview of this Sunday's NFL Conference Championship Games: New England at Denver and Los Angeles Rams at Seattle. Check out today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

Man brings stolen $30K harp to Point State Park in Pittsburgh where he proceeds to disrobe in jump into the icy water, At-home STD tests are now readily available so you can swab yourself and find out...Three Belgian soccer fans traveled to Kazakhstan to cheer on their team and unveil their Borat-style mankinis...They will now spend an extra five days there...in jail.

Vanna White delivers a shocker with news she got married to some guy she's been with for over 12 years, Delta accidentally 'de-iced' a passenger inside one of its planes, Ohio True Crime restaurant serving serial killer's last meals opening second location in Michigan due to high demand

In a bit of a surprise move, Sony is handing control of Bravia TV line to TCL, Despite what you might see online, the Earth is NOT going to lose gravity for 12 seconds on August 12, More science and technology news in this week's 'Tech it Out'

Pennsylvania church sues town for 'religious discrimination' after plans for bell tower are refused, Headline of the Week candidate #4: Springfield man charged with burglary after eating pulled pork, Canadian renter completey shut off heat while they were away to save money...the pipes burst and they return to a literal 'ice castle'

The New York Knicks humiliated the Brooklyn Nets 139–85, a 54-point margin that set a franchise record for the largest win in team history, Orlando Magic return home from Europe with game tonight at The Kia Center vs Charlotte, The New York Mets acquired All-Star pitcher Freddy Peralta and Tobias Myers from the Brewers, More in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

Florida Keys charter boat captain is busted for trying to sell cocaine in he found floating in the ocean, Coastal Carolina University student accused of breaking into houses near campus,pouring queso on tv and furniture, Oh, another 'upskirting' story...this perv is acused of doing this in church...

Article addresses concerns that the 'prediction market' gambling sites are driving us towards armageddon, Update New York man on the run after taking off hisankle monitor and putting it on a dog that was found roaming the streets, You know its cold when Green Bay cancels 'Winterfest' due to cold weather

The ever-so-knowledgeable LCTB provides his unique 'insight' and 'guidance' on the 24-7 grind known as life. Need some help? He's at your 'service'...

Washington man repels intruder with frying pan, Food rage incident in Virginia leads to arrest, Fake Pizza Hut location was such a good imitator of the OG, they even convinced the Pakistan Defense Minister to cut the ribbon at grand opening, We now have social media influencers making a living warning of the dangers of prolonged doomscrolling on social media

Tampa Bay Lightning top San Jose 4-1, Former Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel appears to be headed to L.A. Chargers as new Offensive Coordinator, Carlos Beltran and Andruw Jones are elected to Baseball Hall of Fame, More in today's 'Sports Page' with Mike Bianchi

Woman places video phone call to inmate...yes, those are monitored too...so don't smoke meth while on the call, New research suggests that frequent porn use does not always indicate a problem, Staten Island restroom wins prestigious architecture award

Green Day will play Super Bowl Opening Ceremony, Jack Osbourne offers up the true amount raised for charity from 'Back to the Beginning' concert, Poison drummer indicates that tour plans are 'not possible' because Bret Michaels wants 'the Lion's Share' of the money, more in this week's 'Rock News'...

Spokane double-decker bus collides with railroad bridge sending seven to the hospital..bridge clearance: 12 ft. Bus: 13 ft 6 inches...Gym jealousy in Texas: Woman accused of hurling 25-pound weight at perceived love rival, It Happened Again: Base jumper perishes after plowing into granite rocks at 120 mph

After four shark attacks in 48 hours, Australian authorities urge beachgoers to 'just go to a pool', Meanwhile, a beach in England is completely covered with french fries and onions after ships cargo spilled, 'Scarousal' can make you horny

Indiana completes perfect season with CFP win over Miami to win National Championship in college football, Miami Dolphins hire Packers DC Jeff Hafley as next head coach, Buffalo Bills parted ways with Sean McDermott, Looks like Robert Saleh will be new Titans head coach, more in today's 'Sports Page'