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PodGravy 203: Podcast a la Carte... If you take anything from this week's episode, feel free to choose from these options:  The Beauty of Choice, A New Approach to Old Territory with Def Leppard, Classic Channel-Changing Techniques, or John Loves Coco. This week, a lot of discussion about the vast wasteland of television, including choosing your own channels, the language of "reality", and even some heated quiz-show action as John and Coolness square off to determine who has the biggest store of useless network knowledge.* *a hint, neither "Channel 8" nor "that dumb channel" count as answers...

PodGravy 202: More Deadly Than The Male... Venture into dark and spooky territory this week, as the guys try to pin down that most elusive of mysteries- The Female Mind.  Listen and be amazed as John and Kody make their personal lives that much more complicated!  Thrill as Brad and Coolness offer their own free and clear wisdom!  Clutch your heart in fear when you realize that they really should just drop it and move on to another topic! Also on the plate this week: Birthday gift instruction woes, Choose Your Own Adventure books, the lack of female serial killers, and more summer "blockbuster" discomfort, including thoughts on "The Amazing Spider-Man" and the now-delayed G.I. Joe sequel.

PodGravy 201: Rated 'E' For Everyone... The guys are back from their long (not really) summer break, ready to kick off Season Two!  We're slogging through the dismal summer heat to bring you all the topics of the day, including: 50 Shades of Grey, Jazzy breakdowns, the psychology of cereal sales, and the all-too-early death of Andy Matlock. Plus, Roger Ebert briefly joins us* as John goes down his lengthy list of reasons to hate "Prometheus".  And, if we're lucky, we might even check in with Brad... *not even remotely does Roger Ebert join us...

PodGravy Presents: Coolness & Kody's Complete and Total Waste of Time (Holiday Edition) We know, we know...we said that we were taking a couple of weeks off.  But sometimes you stumble upon something that's just so good, you have to share it.  This isn't one of those things, but we decided to share it anyway. Have a fun and safe 4th of July, and enjoy this half hour of idiocy as we prepare to bring you PodGravy, Season Two...

A Gift From Us To Us... It's all about the giving.  Join the guys this week as they give you the gift of conversation about all of today's pressing topics, including Street Dentistry, What To Do With A Dead Coolness, Paleo-Diets & Colon Scrubs, KISS Identification, iDevice jealousy, and the future of gaming. Also featured: a follow-up on Brad's "Datis Interruptis", as well as some quality time with cheap beer. You'll cherish it more than that Mormon Fuzzy DVD set you bought last year...

One Podcast In Time... By the time you read this, you've already read it, and you're now with us...in the past.  But, you can't change that past because you were already there the whole, um.. Well, anyway, join the guys as they bake your noodle and wet your panties with an episode full of Quatto bellies, Tim Tebow (or Jim T-Bone, or whatever his name is), ruined birthdays, and lots more time travel fun.  We'll also get a little lost on our way through the world of social media, and try to keep up with what all the cool kids are doing..

Chew On This... This week, the guys serve up a tasty course of discussion with a buffet of topics, including: "viral" phone apps, mega-priced vanity purchases, new heights in scammy emails, greater costs in college tuition, and the semi-erect sexploits of Han Solo.  This all served with a tall side of face-eating goodness with some talk about the Miami "zombie" attack (Pics Included!) So, crawl out of your shoebox, take a break from your online coursework, and spend a bit of time with your favorite time-wasters.  We guarantee you'll leave with a belly full...

This Just In... Breaking News: Coolness returns this week, as we stuggle to make sense of the chaos of the day.  We bring it hot off the presses for you, with topics including:  the Facebook IPO, the douchebaggery of Kanye West, "extras" in fast food, and a vastly richer Robert Downey, Jr. Plus, Kyle updates everyone on the Superfan Shirt Project, and we take an enhanced* look at some unapproved hair art. * (Yes, Gertrude, "enhanced" means there will be pictures on your phone during the show...)

Primetime Bull(y)-sh*t... Once the cole slaw conversation (seriously?) subsides, we bully you this week with plenty of discussion about Icy Hot, rough-housing, haircuts, and something about baby elephants... Plus, we'll take a trip down television's memory lane, also chime in on killer infections, and waaay too much about John Travolta's dick.

Something Borrowed, Something Poo... Men & Women, Gay & Straight, Peaks & Valleys, Hawks & Wolves.   This week, PodGravy gets deep behind the big issues, with discussion of gay marriage and relieving oneself in the shower.  Plus, 3D films, Vacation Betting, and The World's Biggest Bride... Despite the humor, this one may be our most lofty episode yet.  Boom!

PodGravy, Assemble...! The guys discuss moon landing conspiracies, politics, home-improvement shows, and bleak despair.  And that's just in the first 20 minutes, because the bulk of this show is really centered around two things... One, Kody bids farewell to one of his beloved Beastie Boys, Adam Yauch.   And for the entire second half of the show, the guys explode with geek love over the release of The Avengers.  Travel with Kody and Coolness to the depths of madness as they talk about the Marvel Movie Marathon, movie preparedness, and assaulting unbalanced drunk people... SPOILER ALERT!  While we don't really give away a lot from the movie, if you haven't seen The Avengers yet, you might consider doing so before you listen...

Back In The Saddle... After several weeks of travel, the guys begin to trickle back into the PodGravy studios.  Join Kody, Coolness, John and Brad as they delve into the world of short attention spans, hurt feelings, oversized boats, crazy dreams, and civility towards whores. We'll also check into our listener mail, answer some of the questions that come our way, and much, much more..!

Twenty-One Questions... This week, Kody and Coolness bring some special guests into the studio:  Dave Cottingham and Chad Perkins from Twenty-One Productions, to talk about independent filmmaking in middle America.  Along the way, they'll touch softly (but sensually) on a wide variety of topics, including the Twenty One library of projects, Star Wars fan films, The Shockmaster, Hot Tubs, Leather Dragons, and more. It's 82 minutes of doublespeak and technobabble...make sure you don't miss out!

All Over The Map... If you'll just let me finish this synopsis... The guys empty out their heads before they get on the road for a week (except for Coolness..we're making him stay home and mind the store).  Join in on the fun as they discuss Kyle's never-ending birthday celebration, S&M, being too smart for "the game", tracking down Goatse, and more. It's waiting for you, and it's all wrapped up in a big ribbon of love...

Celebration, Bitches..!! Join the fun as Coolness gets a surprise party, and the guys discuss Kyle's recent birthday bash.  We also talk National Championship euphoria, Kody's balls, porn shopping, footlong hotdogs and enjoying the simple things in life.   Plus, we talk Hunger Games, tween-novels, comics, and the tricky act of turning literature into film...

Give Me Something To Believe In... Spring is here, and the guys usher in the new season with fresh tales of fatty survival, couch-burning & mentally challenged sports fans, and the dumbing down of mass transit. Plus, we dig into Kyle's past, and John digs into Kyle...

The Unilateral North Korean Peace Negotiation... This week eases diplomatic tansions, with discussion including: Shacking up in the Mystery Machine, Meat Madness, Hi-Tech Tattoos, Las Vegas Virgins, Bracket Busting, and Classroom Psychotics. Plus, Coolness and Kyle have spent waaay too much time together... Oh, and some stuff about the North Koreans, too.  They're wacky.

An Ounce Of Prevention... Once Kyle's heartrate returns to normal, the guys discuss sleep studies, open hospital gowns, whore pills, and other things on the disturbing side of healthcare. Also on the plate is a little bit of sports talk, and the merits of being "a fan". Plus, wireless woes and "human hotspots"...

Too Big For Our Britches... See, this is what we get for talking about our "success"... Providing the perfect example of pride coming before a fall, this episode was recorded without the benefit of our normal, great-sounding equipment.  That's all on Kody's shoulders, so be sure and send your critical hatemail to him at PodGravy@gmail.com Despite that, this episode still has more quads per channel than any previous one we've done...and far more Fear Boners.  If you can stomach it, you'll enjoy it.  If you can stomach it, perhaps YOU deserve to be a SuperFan, too...