Ash, Kip & Luttsy

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki catch up on their weekend plans, which include a wild boat party for Ash and running into celebrities like Sonny Bill Williams and Delta Goodrem. They reminisce about some of their favorite (and most inappropriate) moments from their time together on-air, including flirting with Fergie and Jennifer Hawkins. The two have great chemistry and aren't afraid to poke fun at each other and share funny stories from their time in radio. 2:15 - Ash talks about going on the Oasis party boat for a combined bachelor/bachelorette party5:30 - The hosts discuss celebrity gossip and conspiracy theories about the first ladies 8:45 - Nikki reminisces about interviewing Delta Goodrem and Jennifer Hawkins in the same day12:30 - Nikki and Ash recall flirting with Fergie during an interview 15:00 - The hosts banter about getting starstruck and unprofessional around female guestsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Move Over America, There's a New Aussie Cheerleader in Town She's danced around the world, competed at the highest levels of cheerleading, and now Faith Ward has achieved her dream of becoming a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. Tune in as we chat with the inspiring Perth dancer about her intense audition journey, culture shock moving to Texas, and what it's like being the first Kiwi and third Aussie to join the iconic squad. 2:30 - Faith describes the grueling 2-month audition process and cutthroat competition just to make the team5:15 - We dive into Faith's dance background, from starting ballet at 2 years old to working as a professional dancer on cruise ships7:45 - Faith explains the strict rules against fraternizing with football players and commitment to representing the Cowboys brand10:30 - Hilarity ensues as a squirrel interrupts the interview, giving Faith a taste of crazy Texas wildlifeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We kick things off by sharing cringe-worthy stories of their own wedding day mishaps, from runaway veils to surprise pregnancies. A few lucky listeners call in with their catastrophic wedding moments as well. The hosts reminisce about their glory days beating future sports celebrities like tennis pro Mark Philippoussis and Olympic swimmer Kieran Perkins. Nikki even once bested eventual Australian softball player Sandra Avery's pitching record. In a somber moment, Ash and Nikki discuss the recent passings of rock icon Ozzy Osbourne and wrestling superstar Hulk Hogan. They fondly remember Hogan's larger-than-life persona and 24-inch pythons. Later, a passionate listener calls in to settle the great "Parmi vs. Parma" debate once and for all. Nikki reluctantly concedes that Parmi is the proper Queensland term. Timestamps: 3:24 - Ash and Nikki share disastrous wedding stories 8:12 - Listeners call in with their wedding horror stories 15:18 - Beating future sports stars back in the day 22:34 - Remembering Hulk Hoga

Broncos enforcer Patty Carrigan joins us in studio as the Broncos prepare to take on the Eels, aiming for six straight wins in a row PLUS he reacts to the Rugby League 26 video game See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We dive into the most popular reality TV shows that they just can't get on board with. From The Block to Survivor and everything in between, find out which shows are just too traumatic or tedious for these comedians. 2:30 - Nikki explains why she could never watch The Block, even though Ash finds the concept intriguing. Renovating houses is stressful enough without cameras! 5:45 - Both agree Survivor seems miserable, with bugs, lack of food, and constant exposure to the elements. Hear Ash's friend Barry's experience pleading to be voted off first. 8:15 - Could Nikki and Ash survive being paired up on a show like Naked and Afraid? Find out which one would be naked and which afraid. 12:30 - Alone is the toughest reality show according to Ash. He details the struggle contestants face hunting, gathering, and surviving in remote locations. 15:45 - Neither Nikki nor Ash can watch animals hunted on nature documentaries. The moment of the kill is too emotionally draining. 18:30 - An interesting tangent into eating li

Who would have thought a flare gun could cause so much drama? Get the inside scoop on Nikki's wild New Year's Eve in this hilarious episode. Nikki and Ash reflect on their kids' underwhelming reactions after returning from vacation - apparently ice cream is more exciting than mom and dad. The great "Parmi or Parma" debate continues, with Nikki and Ash polling listeners across Queensland on the chicken schnitzel controversy. Lachie Neale from the Brisbane Lions gives an update on their rivalry with the Gold Coast Suns ahead of the QClash this weekend. Can the Lions cement their spot in the top 8? Nikki tells an unbelievable story about accidentally setting her neighbor's roof on fire with an expired flare gun one New Year's Eve. Was the statute of limitations up before she shared this gem? Sergeant Matthews from the Hendra Police Department calls in with a PSA about the dangers of misusing flares. Nikki somehow manages to talk her way out of trouble. Ash is headed to Melbourne to see Oasis and reminisces abou

They took the girl out of the peninsula but it's time to put it back in ya gal if this horrific behaviour is going to continueSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tune in as Ash, Luttsy and Nikki dive into the latest entertainment news - including Ed Sheeran's upcoming Australian tour, the controversial cancellation of Stephen Colbert's late night show, and a shocking plastic surgery mishap. Things get heated during their debate on airplane etiquette. Should you get fined for standing up before the plane lands? They discuss the pros and cons. Next, they chat with Brisbane track cyclist Olivia Wright. At 16 Olivia was identified in a talent search for Brisbane 2032. She went from sprinter to cycling sensation and now has her sights set on the Olympics. Hear her incredible story and how you can support her journey. Stick around for a lively discussion on managing a house full of kids and puppies. Mitch reveals how his golden retriever Nala just gave birth to 11 adorable puppies! He and Sarah now have their hands full with a total of 17 mouths to feed. 00:00 - Entertainment news 07:30 - Airplane etiquette debate15:00 - Interview with Olivia Wright 27:00 - Mitch's new

The hilarious downside of being chronically late. We all have that friend...Have you ever shown up on time, only to find yourself waiting around for ages because someone is running late yet again? It might be funny at first, but constantly waiting on others can get old fast. In this lighthearted episode, our hosts invite listeners to vent about the chronically late people in their lives. Get ready to laugh and commiserate as they share hilarious stories and pet peeves about friends and family who are always tardy.2:34 - Mark outs his mother-in-law for being hours late to every family event. She has no concept of time!7:12 - Letitia's daughter makes them late every single morning. She has no sense of urgency and 'thortles' around the house.10:24 - Our first caller Ronnie admits she's always the last to check out of hotels - to the point her family places bets on what time she'll finally emerge. From funny quirks to outright inconsiderate behavior, we explore the traits of constantly late people. Tune in for a

Ash admits to zoning out and googling instead of looking at Nikki during their podcast recordings. Luttsy calls him out for not wanting to look at her face. They discuss Valentine Holmes injury, Ash's parents, and more. 00:20 - Ash zones out staring at screens instead of looking at Nikki01:30 - Nikki calls out Ash for not wanting to look at her face02:45 - They discuss Valentine Holmes injury 04:15 - Ash talks about his parents and mum's unreliable news sources06:30 - Ash's dad neglecting his mum around ChristmasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Luttsy recounts his wild adventures attending an exclusive Nike event and partying with elite athletes in Eugene, Oregon. Nikki shares a chilling tale of narrowly avoiding a dangerous encounter with murder suspects trespassing in her backyard. The two also debate the merits of new KFC-flavored potato chips and Vegemite Shapes. 2:55 - Luttsy describes his epic journey to the Nike Prefontaine Classic track meet. 8:20 - Nikki tells the scary story of murder suspects lurking in her garden. 13:24 - The hosts discuss friends who are chronically late. Listeners call in to vent. 18:45 - Ash and fishing expert Steve Morgan analyse sonar images that may show a crocodile in the Noosa River. 23:12 - Ash reviews new KFC-flavored potato chips. Do they live up to the hype? 25:30 - Nikki shares her surprising love of Vegemite Shapes.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All the yummiest bits of the first show back - Ready for your snacking!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who had the best holiday? Between Fiji, Mexico and Mykonos, the team decide who really lived it up the most.  1:10 - How to get the 'shot' when you get the rig out on the socials 4:00 - Who is the fire warden amongst the team? 6:30 - Basic Instinct reboot could be in the works, will Margot rejoin?  7:50 - Ash tell us how he accidently touched Chris Hemsworth's c*ck!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fresh from a break, Ash and Nikki place bets on when Mr Platinum Qantas (aka Luttsy) will finally rock up! Plus, there's a croc rumoured in Noosa, do we believe it's true? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki Osborne Podcast engage in a candid conversation about things they've stolen over the years. From pilfering glasses at events to grandmothers sneaking food out of buffets, no hilarious caper is left untold. Even an anonymous caller cops to stealing a church cross in their youth! With cheeky charm, the hosts reminisce about their thieving adventures and compare techniques. However did Nikki manage to sneak eight glasses out in her dress? Tune in to find out! 00:00 - Intro 02:30 - Stealing glasses from events04:15 - Grandmother stealing baked goods and seafood 06:00 - Anonymous caller admits to stealing illuminated cross07:30 - Story about stealing pub sign09:45 - Stealing giant bowl of jellybeans from weddingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki chat with fellow radio hosts about the viral story of a news anchor who didn't let labor stop her from delivering the morning news. They also discuss whether certain people's names seem fitting for their occupations and share some hilarious examples. 00:20 - News anchor Olivia goes into labor while delivering live morning broadcast 01:40 - Hosts discuss their own labor experiences03:15 - The phenomenon of people's names matching their jobs04:55 - Callers share examples of funny job-fitting namesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki Osborne discuss Miley Cyrus' new visual album release and the pros/cons of touring. They also chat about regrettable tattoos, with one host anonymously admitting to an embarrassing tramp stamp. The highlight is when Lutzie reveals how he cleverly avoided attending a denominational chapel service at his son's Anglican school. 2:30 - The hosts debate whether musicians make more money from touring or endorsements. 5:15 - Nikki shares the story of a co-worker who got a scorpion tattoo instead of a Buddhist mantra tramp stamp. 8:00 - Alicia describes her baffling full leg tattoo of a sword-wielding woman/dragon she drunkenly got at a shop called "Shaky Bill's." 12:30 - Lutzie explains how he got out of taking his son to the school's required chapel service that evening. 15:00 - A hilarious discussion about the differences between Catholic and Anglican traditions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki details her harrowing experience searching for her dog Whiskey who escaped through an open gate. Her attempts to whistle and call for Whiskey draw strange looks from neighbours. Just when she thinks Whiskey is gone for good, Nikki spots her down the street. Relieved to have Whiskey back home safely, Nikki realizes she needs to teach her son Teddy a lesson for taking Whiskey's collar off in the first place. 2:30 - Nikki opens the gate and lets Whiskey wander around the canal5:10 - Nikki's partner Jeremy realizes Whiskey is missing 7:00 - The search for Whiskey begins around the neighborhood8:45 - Nikki asks construction workers she previously yelled at for help finding Whiskey 10:30 - Nikki spots Whiskey running into a stranger's house and retrieves her12:00 - Nikki decides to teach Teddy a lesson by pretending Whiskey is lost  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki discuss the unique terminology used in various professions, from medicine to construction. Callers share examples like "rack out" in the army, "ducks on the pond" in construction, and "curtain" in law enforcement. The hosts try to guess the meanings, often humorously missing the mark at first. They cover how insider language builds camaraderie but also excludes outsiders. Listen in for a fascinating look behind the curtain at how different industries operate. 00:45 - Ash accuses Nikki of making up financial industry lingo 02:30 - Caller Luke explains construction terms like "slab"04:15 - Army caller Dan shares military jargon like "rack out" 05:30 - Kim from construction gives the phrase "ducks on the pond"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki Osborne dive into the funniest stories from their listeners about weddings, funerals, and proposals that took some unexpected turns. From a mix-up with a casket at a funeral that sent pallbearers tumbling to an adorable niece stating the obvious about grandma’s eternal sleep, you’ll be in stitches hearing these laugh-out-loud tales. The hosts also share their own hilarious engagement stories - involving a romantic beach stroll gone wrong and a bungled moment with a sparkler sign. Timestamps:2:34 - Pallbearers tumble into grave with casket 5:16 - Baby’s noisy number two at solemn funeral8:45 - Bride unhappy about surprise wedding proposal13:24 - Anna’s chaotic restaurant proposal16:12 - Mark’s fiery marriage proposalSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.