Ash, Kip & Luttsy

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki discuss the crazy excuses people make up to get out of work obligations. They share stories of people pretending to have kids when they don't, faking school events and awards ceremonies, and more. The hosts take calls from listeners sharing the most outrageous lies they've told to skip work, like pretending the dog ate all the Easter chocolate. It's a lighthearted take on the lengths people will go to play hooky. 00:00 - Intro 01:13 - Ash and Nikki discuss excuses people make up about having kids 03:45 - Caller shares her elaborate lie about her dog eating chocolate 06:12 - Anonymous caller shares she lied about having the flu to go to the hairdresser08:34 - Ash and Nikki react to the caller's liesKey Takeaways:- People sometimes pretend to have kids to get time off work - Callers share ridiculous lies they've told to get out of work- Excuses range from fake school events to a dog eating too much chocolate- Lying can become addictive once you start doing it regularlySee omnystudio.com/li

Ash, Luttsy, Mitch Lewis and Nick Davis return as a new contender for a 'Drive to Survive' style documentary emerges See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She was only on THREE prime times programmes last year but it looks like our gal has been overlooked those awards that are somehow still a thingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

'Ari Gold' takes us on an unexpected tour of LAX, Ash and Nikki's weird bond of fishing continues and the Temu Terror is let loose at the racesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Lions captain Lachie Neale reveals what he did to not be late to a game and Luttsy tips us off about the a big event in Brisbane this weekend See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well... we think it's Buzz Rothfield - At least three of Luttsy's characters share a very similar vocal frySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We go 'Below Deck' with Central Queensland Mega Yacht TV star Nikki makes a meal of the 'Standard Stress Test' See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

International comedy superstar Jimmy Carr joins the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're chatting to Captain Kerry from 'Below Deck' tomorrow but Nikki would likely fare A LOT better than Luttsy on the high seasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Luttsy throws it back two decades meanwhile Ash has amassed an army of dolphins See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The man self-appointment to single-handedly keep Australia out of recession, Luttsy, has kept trade relations with China in rude health with his latest haul from online shopping empire, TemuSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki's News takes a VERY interesting turn plus we a real-life Italian settles the prosciutto pronunciation debateSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mitch Lewis, Nick Davis and Lachlan Sands return for your Monday sports wrap as the Broncos find their mojo, the Lions lick their wounds and the Socceroos face a Saudi Arabian hellscapeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash 'The Iron Gut' Bradnam is a seafood buffet's worst nightmareSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Donny and Elon are squabbling and we're too busy looking at the Broncos beautiful All Black jerseys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ash is looking to capitalise on him and Nikki's combined love and Luttsy is one step closer to escaping the bridle See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Victory is a fluid concept and Whiskey (Nikki's dog) has been called to the witness boxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.