Ash, Kip & Luttsy

Who would have thought a flare gun could cause so much drama? Get the inside scoop on Nikki's wild New Year's Eve in this hilarious episode. Nikki and Ash reflect on their kids' underwhelming reactions after returning from vacation - apparently ice cream is more exciting than mom and dad. The great "Parmi or Parma" debate continues, with Nikki and Ash polling listeners across Queensland on the chicken schnitzel controversy. Lachie Neale from the Brisbane Lions gives an update on their rivalry with the Gold Coast Suns ahead of the QClash this weekend. Can the Lions cement their spot in the top 8? Nikki tells an unbelievable story about accidentally setting her neighbor's roof on fire with an expired flare gun one New Year's Eve. Was the statute of limitations up before she shared this gem? Sergeant Matthews from the Hendra Police Department calls in with a PSA about the dangers of misusing flares. Nikki somehow manages to talk her way out of trouble. Ash is headed to Melbourne to see Oasis and reminisces abou

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Tune in as Ash, Luttsy and Nikki dive into the latest entertainment news - including Ed Sheeran's upcoming Australian tour, the controversial cancellation of Stephen Colbert's late night show, and a shocking plastic surgery mishap. Things get heated during their debate on airplane etiquette. Should you get fined for standing up before the plane lands? They discuss the pros and cons. Next, they chat with Brisbane track cyclist Olivia Wright. At 16 Olivia was identified in a talent search for Brisbane 2032. She went from sprinter to cycling sensation and now has her sights set on the Olympics. Hear her incredible story and how you can support her journey. Stick around for a lively discussion on managing a house full of kids and puppies. Mitch reveals how his golden retriever Nala just gave birth to 11 adorable puppies! He and Sarah now have their hands full with a total of 17 mouths to feed. 00:00 - Entertainment news 07:30 - Airplane etiquette debate15:00 - Interview with Olivia Wright 27:00 - Mitch's new

The hilarious downside of being chronically late. We all have that friend...Have you ever shown up on time, only to find yourself waiting around for ages because someone is running late yet again? It might be funny at first, but constantly waiting on others can get old fast. In this lighthearted episode, our hosts invite listeners to vent about the chronically late people in their lives. Get ready to laugh and commiserate as they share hilarious stories and pet peeves about friends and family who are always tardy.2:34 - Mark outs his mother-in-law for being hours late to every family event. She has no concept of time!7:12 - Letitia's daughter makes them late every single morning. She has no sense of urgency and 'thortles' around the house.10:24 - Our first caller Ronnie admits she's always the last to check out of hotels - to the point her family places bets on what time she'll finally emerge. From funny quirks to outright inconsiderate behavior, we explore the traits of constantly late people. Tune in for a

Ash admits to zoning out and googling instead of looking at Nikki during their podcast recordings. Luttsy calls him out for not wanting to look at her face. They discuss Valentine Holmes injury, Ash's parents, and more. 00:20 - Ash zones out staring at screens instead of looking at Nikki01:30 - Nikki calls out Ash for not wanting to look at her face02:45 - They discuss Valentine Holmes injury 04:15 - Ash talks about his parents and mum's unreliable news sources06:30 - Ash's dad neglecting his mum around ChristmasSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Luttsy recounts his wild adventures attending an exclusive Nike event and partying with elite athletes in Eugene, Oregon. Nikki shares a chilling tale of narrowly avoiding a dangerous encounter with murder suspects trespassing in her backyard. The two also debate the merits of new KFC-flavored potato chips and Vegemite Shapes. 2:55 - Luttsy describes his epic journey to the Nike Prefontaine Classic track meet. 8:20 - Nikki tells the scary story of murder suspects lurking in her garden. 13:24 - The hosts discuss friends who are chronically late. Listeners call in to vent. 18:45 - Ash and fishing expert Steve Morgan analyse sonar images that may show a crocodile in the Noosa River. 23:12 - Ash reviews new KFC-flavored potato chips. Do they live up to the hype? 25:30 - Nikki shares her surprising love of Vegemite Shapes.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Who had the best holiday? Between Fiji, Mexico and Mykonos, the team decide who really lived it up the most.  1:10 - How to get the 'shot' when you get the rig out on the socials 4:00 - Who is the fire warden amongst the team? 6:30 - Basic Instinct reboot could be in the works, will Margot rejoin?  7:50 - Ash tell us how he accidently touched Chris Hemsworth's c*ck!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fresh from a break, Ash and Nikki place bets on when Mr Platinum Qantas (aka Luttsy) will finally rock up! Plus, there's a croc rumoured in Noosa, do we believe it's true? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki Osborne Podcast engage in a candid conversation about things they've stolen over the years. From pilfering glasses at events to grandmothers sneaking food out of buffets, no hilarious caper is left untold. Even an anonymous caller cops to stealing a church cross in their youth! With cheeky charm, the hosts reminisce about their thieving adventures and compare techniques. However did Nikki manage to sneak eight glasses out in her dress? Tune in to find out! 00:00 - Intro 02:30 - Stealing glasses from events04:15 - Grandmother stealing baked goods and seafood 06:00 - Anonymous caller admits to stealing illuminated cross07:30 - Story about stealing pub sign09:45 - Stealing giant bowl of jellybeans from weddingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki chat with fellow radio hosts about the viral story of a news anchor who didn't let labor stop her from delivering the morning news. They also discuss whether certain people's names seem fitting for their occupations and share some hilarious examples. 00:20 - News anchor Olivia goes into labor while delivering live morning broadcast 01:40 - Hosts discuss their own labor experiences03:15 - The phenomenon of people's names matching their jobs04:55 - Callers share examples of funny job-fitting namesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki Osborne discuss Miley Cyrus' new visual album release and the pros/cons of touring. They also chat about regrettable tattoos, with one host anonymously admitting to an embarrassing tramp stamp. The highlight is when Lutzie reveals how he cleverly avoided attending a denominational chapel service at his son's Anglican school. 2:30 - The hosts debate whether musicians make more money from touring or endorsements. 5:15 - Nikki shares the story of a co-worker who got a scorpion tattoo instead of a Buddhist mantra tramp stamp. 8:00 - Alicia describes her baffling full leg tattoo of a sword-wielding woman/dragon she drunkenly got at a shop called "Shaky Bill's." 12:30 - Lutzie explains how he got out of taking his son to the school's required chapel service that evening. 15:00 - A hilarious discussion about the differences between Catholic and Anglican traditions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki details her harrowing experience searching for her dog Whiskey who escaped through an open gate. Her attempts to whistle and call for Whiskey draw strange looks from neighbours. Just when she thinks Whiskey is gone for good, Nikki spots her down the street. Relieved to have Whiskey back home safely, Nikki realizes she needs to teach her son Teddy a lesson for taking Whiskey's collar off in the first place. 2:30 - Nikki opens the gate and lets Whiskey wander around the canal5:10 - Nikki's partner Jeremy realizes Whiskey is missing 7:00 - The search for Whiskey begins around the neighborhood8:45 - Nikki asks construction workers she previously yelled at for help finding Whiskey 10:30 - Nikki spots Whiskey running into a stranger's house and retrieves her12:00 - Nikki decides to teach Teddy a lesson by pretending Whiskey is lost  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki discuss the unique terminology used in various professions, from medicine to construction. Callers share examples like "rack out" in the army, "ducks on the pond" in construction, and "curtain" in law enforcement. The hosts try to guess the meanings, often humorously missing the mark at first. They cover how insider language builds camaraderie but also excludes outsiders. Listen in for a fascinating look behind the curtain at how different industries operate. 00:45 - Ash accuses Nikki of making up financial industry lingo 02:30 - Caller Luke explains construction terms like "slab"04:15 - Army caller Dan shares military jargon like "rack out" 05:30 - Kim from construction gives the phrase "ducks on the pond"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash, Luttsy and Nikki Osborne dive into the funniest stories from their listeners about weddings, funerals, and proposals that took some unexpected turns. From a mix-up with a casket at a funeral that sent pallbearers tumbling to an adorable niece stating the obvious about grandma’s eternal sleep, you’ll be in stitches hearing these laugh-out-loud tales. The hosts also share their own hilarious engagement stories - involving a romantic beach stroll gone wrong and a bungled moment with a sparkler sign. Timestamps:2:34 - Pallbearers tumble into grave with casket 5:16 - Baby’s noisy number two at solemn funeral8:45 - Bride unhappy about surprise wedding proposal13:24 - Anna’s chaotic restaurant proposal16:12 - Mark’s fiery marriage proposalSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever wondered why Australians don't steal petrol? Ash, Luttsy & Nikki chat with an American who is shocked that Australians can fill up their car with gas first and pay later. The idea of trusting people not to drive off is totally foreign to him! Tune in as the hosts share their own embarrassing stories of forgetting to pay for petrol, and why stealing gas can quickly ruin your social life in a small town. 2:30 - American tourist discovers 'honour system' at Aussie gas station5:10 - Ash confesses to accidentally driving off without paying for petrol7:45 - Nikki recalls a time she couldn't pay for gas as a broke teenager 10:20 - The social politics of stealing petrol from your 'local' gas station12:30 - Hilarious consequences of late video rental fees back in the daySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash and Nikki discuss the popular haircut trend among teenage boys right now that they've dubbed the "Benson Boonehead" or "Ol' Packer." They describe the style as having lots of volume on top with tight faded sides, looking similar to a mullet or shag. They joke about how it seems like every boy at private school is rocking this look to get around strict haircut policies. Ash and Nikki poll parents, teens and a barber to try to get the definitive name for this style, landing on "modern mullet" or "burst fade." They compare it to other popular cuts like the taper and talk about how TikTok is influencing what teens are asking for at the barber shop these days. 00:45 - Ash and Nikki describe noticing the trend of "Benson Boonehead" haircuts on teenage boys recently 02:30 - They explain how the style seems to be a way for private school boys to get around strict hair length rules04:15 - Poll parents and teens on what the official name is for this haircut trend05:30 - A teen reveals "modern mullet" is what kids a

Who knew a massage could go so wrong? In this hilarious episode, Ash, Luttsy and Nikki discuss a poor mom who accidentally ended up at a massage parlor she didn't intend to visit. You'll hear the awkward details as she realizes she's in the wrong place - including the sleeping woman in the window and interesting male customers. The hosts also share their own massage parlor mixups and debate the warning signs of these establishments. Nikki confesses her fear of accidentally walking into the wrong place. Ash and Nikki then get into a lively discussion about celebrity hall passes after an odd revelation from a guest. You'll be surprised by some of their unconventional choices like Helen Mirren and more. 2:34 - Caller shares her massage parlor mixup in Redcliffe5:12 - Mitch reveals his odd hall pass 7:22 - Nikki shares her fear of accidental visits9:44 - Michael calls in about his sister's odd crushSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Overview: Ash, Luttsy & Nikki and listeners call in to share tales of parents doing the most embarrassing things in front of others - from a dad hugging a tree in fear at a school camp to a mother's drunken antics at a pool party. The stories range from cringey to downright hilarious. 2:30 - Ash's dad freezes in fear up a tree at her school camp5:15 - A drunk mom makes a scene at a pool party 7:45 - A dad chases his son wearing nothing but a birthday suit12:30 - A dad dons fake eyelashes for a whole engagement party  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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