Kawcast

It’s another edition of your favorite trope we call the coughcast. Where three asshole from the third best podcast in northeastern Kansas ruin a movie by talking through it. This time the gang tries a double feature for double the laughs at half the effort. You can’t go wrong with Dolph. First up “The Masters […]

The gang discusses Earthlings having the aim in the galaxy.  Kc calls Luke a lack-about and tells everyone what reverse charades is.  They brainstorm names for Lawrence furry convention and talk shop about tacos and cake pops.  Come on down to the Kawcast for the definitive list of all things friable. Fried Butter https://archive.org/download/20180319_20180328/20180319.mp3

Luke ashamedly promotes his comedy.  The never ending debate about SNL sucking or not.  Questionable quotes from Billy Wiggledick and a Coughcast is planned.  Tiny rappers, tiny mobsters and local porn. Man-o-Fist Destiny https://archive.org/download/20180312_20180320/20180312.mp3

The gang announces a special contest and has a big list of topics to plow through. Kc says nice things about Luke’s mom. This episode is late because our sound guy was chasing women and doing drugs. It is determined that no black panther face is acceptable and which Day was a good day. Cody […]

Much ado about movie capes and sauerkraut douches.  Do dogs have brains according to jesus.  Ceremonial refreshments and the governor’s official toilet cam.  The gang discusses what not to put in your eye and how much to spend on a latex puppy suit. Hard Corn Porn https://archive.org/download/20180302_20180307/20180302.mp3

Here comes the porkchop express and a bunch of stereotypes.  Hot off the presses, the gang provide commentary for a movie they have nothing to do with and no one wanted.  So que up your VCR or laser disc and stap in for three assholes talking through a movie (a completely original idea). Coughcast: Big […]

God is dead and gender schmender.  Kc asks some important questions about curling.  Some guys from dubai stop by and some people have all the guns.  Lots of Black Panther reviews and a rundown of Gator-man.  Dino erotica and pregnant centaurs. 50 Shades of Brown https://archive.org/download/20180219_20180224/20180219.mp3

Two thirds of the podcast joins a cult and has glowing reviews.  Kc drives crazy and luke does facebook best.  Are anal probes in your future at the DMV?  Could you be living on Earth 2 or maybe we are already martians.  The gang does their best to cover all the news no one wants […]

The gang discusses the Venn diagram of different kinds of protesters.   What we should and shouldn’t shoot in space and why you can’t make torpedoes out of light.    Cody challenges all laws of physics and tell ya how to get free pickles.  How bad does KU need a jet and bottom-less car washes.  Kc […]

A brief discussion about parody songs ensues and everyone comes around the the idea of a BNFL.  The gang talks of paraphernalia and who is cut out to be a drug lord.  Comedy and the ins and outs of crime scene cleanup. Rx5 https://archive.org/download/20180129_201802/20180129.mp3

This episode is late because our worthless sound guy procrastinated all week.  More than likely he was goofing around on the internet looking at tidepod pokemon porn and touching himself.  That is also why the description sucks.  I think they talked about some R&B guy who sucks at spelling. Genyouwhine https://archive.org/download/20180122_20180131/20180122.mp3  

The gang discusses proper attire for  elbow rubbing and how to play in a celebrity deathpool. The gang asks how much you should pay for a used semen tank and defines shitty dates.  All that and a bag of chips on the next Kawcast.  Rate and Subscribe for magical powers. Tide Pod Sexy People https://archive.org/download/20180115_20180123/20180115.mp3

Luke doesn’t care about movies unless its a porn parody, in which case the gang excels.   The gang talks about porn “documentaries”.  After listening to some sub par comedy they spice it up with some crowd warm up.  How easy is it to die in Chi town and what’s it like when mom does porn. […]

The gang has a guest in to bring some good news stories from the year.  An idea for #freethebrain is born.  Learn how to raise your child after their parent dies with a few lies and a shit ton of money.  Jazz kicks ass and so do dwarf prosecutors.  Peppernuts and Jersey shore on the […]

The gang ponders who would win in a wrestling match?  What’s a werebat and where do they hang out?  The gang wastes a half hour on smores and even more with news  coverage of an obscure board game championship.  She-bop and drone guns on the next Kawcast! Wantsmobitch https://archive.org/download/20171226_201712/20171226.mp3

The gang discusses the failure of their crokinole video and how to identify with a wider audience.  A plan is hatched for Some Harry Potter nonsense and accents are practiced.  Cody is victim of a squirrel  home invasion and Kc steals from the disabled.  Eric Estrada, head transplants and answering “no” to every question. It’s […]

The gang talks about playing crokinole.  Trump’s dad was a dick and the podcast still needs an intern, ladyboy or not.  Luke is amazed the others don’t know about August Ames and they ask “what’s in your backyard?”.  Plans to protest Mike Love are hatched and Luke suggest there is a form of hysteria that […]

The gang bring a lackluster performance and really phones it in. Ice Sprinting https://archive.org/download/20171204_201712/20171204.mp3

Luke and Cody do some comedy.  The gang discusses the best way to harness electricity from plants and animals.  Kc drops an easter egg and Cody professes her love for the real Captain America.  The gang addresses to disturbing lack of cavewomen.  They definitely don’t talk about Scientology or any other type of lava monster.  […]

Kc reviews the Justice League movie and the gang goes over this weeks comedy.  Luke’s comedy ego comes under fire and Kc teaches everyone a sexy dance.  How to get into a club and what strarting is.  A little merkin shopping  and how much should you pay for Manson’s head tattoo. Poo Thang https://archive.org/download/20171120_20171126/20171120.mp3