Kawcast

The gang starts with a NPR intro and quickly descend into a drug induced madness.  Somehow we sponsored a comic book, no for real. A real comic book. A robot cohost is introduced and the Kawcast voicemail line is introduced(218-382-5286).  Address further complaints there. Jenema https://archive.org/download/20181231_20190108/20181231.mp3

The gang gets nerd talk out of the way up top then gets straight to poop talk.  Old men on twitter and donkey on peacock action.  Breakfast sandwich discussions and mediocre kitten metal.  But most importantly all this weeks news in the rise of the robots, listen or be ground to sludge by their icy […]

The gang is back and sharing the X-mas spirit.  What license plates are offensive and story of a meth head with her crap together.  Morning talk show testicle exams and using grinder at 20,000 feet.  Then they explain the real reason no one could eat romain and find their own Charles Manson. Triple X-mas again […]

The gang is back and definitely not phoning it in this week.  They discuss higher learning and how comedy ages bad.  The greatest story ever told about dinosaurs in the civil war era.  Great xmas jewelry ideas and a story about Ann Rice. Confederate Dino https://archive.org/download/20181203_20181215/20181203.mp3

The gang celebrates the release of Beezow and gets a few updates from him.  Boob sweaters and kittens and Takashi, basically the only news you need. Ballad of Beezow https://archive.org/download/20181126_20181210/20181126.mp3

The gang phones it in this time except for their stance on the freedom of the press.  A debate ensues over the age old question ” can you have too many puppies?”.  Skip to the last half for all breakfast talk. Candy Rapper https://archive.org/download/20181119_201812/20181119.mp3

The gang explains how not to lay a beaver to rest and how the NRA doesn’t care about black people.  Waffle house news and a guide to saving money on coke.  All this and more on the next Kawcast. Beaver Tail https://archive.org/download/20181112_20181126/20181112.mp3

Here at the Kawcast we heart lots of things. Kc makes everyone aware of metal poppy and some cousin fuckery. Ladle sippers are worse than double dippers. God is Doing It https://archive.org/download/20181105_20181118/20181105.mp3

Seasonal topics abound.  May the Great Pumpkin bless you this autumnal season.  This episode of the Kawcast is brought to you by the Foundation for a Better Bidet and the letter H. Punkin Seeds https://archive.org/download/20181029_20181115/20181029.mp3

The gang starts a new protest movement.  We got mad woodfairy energy over here, come get some. Take It Back https://archive.org/download/20181022_201811/20181022.mp3

Its that time of year again and the gang at the Kawcast has a tale of horror and intrigue for you.  Prepare to change your undies, because it’s getting spooky in here. Coughcast: Killer Clowns from Outer Space https://archive.org/download/20181021_20181029/20181021.mp3

Isaac Asimov’s “Three Laws of Sex Robotics” A sex robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. A sex robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. A sex robot must protect its own […]

Mountain goats reach sexual maturity at about 30 months. Nannies in a herd undergo synchronized estrus in late October through early December, at which time males and females participate in a mating ritual. Mature billies stare at nannies for long periods, dig rutting pits, and fight each other in showy (though occasionally dangerous) scuffles. Young billies sometimes try […]

Calling all Jan Micheal Vincents… #JMV https://archive.org/download/20181001_20181015/20181001.mp3

The Robogator is native to the post apocalyptic southern U.S. Having a diet consisting mostly of mutant humans and old Iphones it stalks the wastelands hiding amongst rubble and radioactive swampland searching for prey and smartphones.  The mating habits of the north american robogator are somewhat unknown although they have been observed updating software when […]

Kawcast brand 100% Scorpion Powder (78% protein) These premium scorpions have been cooked, dried and blended into a fine powder. The powder can be added to any food, for example bread, cookies or even energy bars. Each can contains 10g scorpion powder made from approximately 20 scorpions. Scorpion powder contains 78% protein. It is also a good source of iron, […]

Are you tired of candidates who don’t share the same values as you, fat cats who club seals and preach Jedi dogma that does not represent your small town way of life. When you vote in November of next year remember “Gore Vader, for the future”.  These are the only politicians that are committed to […]

Holy moly!  It’s the Kawcast.  They are bringing you the only podcast that reviews lego porn.  Follow and subscribe for all lego porn related news Lego Porn https://archive.org/download/20180907_20180924/20180907.mp3

What is the Front Hole?  Which hole is the front one?  Why is it called that?  Does it taste the same?  Will my credits transfer?  Your front or my front?  Can you show me on a map?  KAWK News answers the tough questions. Front Hole https://archive.org/download/20180827_201809/20180827.mp3

The gang discusses musical genius Sean Fury (no relation to Nick Fury). Sean isn’t afraid to tackle hard issues with his no nonsense approach to songwriting. In his seminal album ladies of color he addresses all the ladies no matter their color with ballads of love specifically designed for each lady of color. Feeling the […]