Nathan, Nat & Shaun

You looked away for a second and… A woman in Adelaide turned to talk to a man and when she looked back to see where her toddler was she saw him inside a nearby skill tester. Danelle went to the loo and in that time her daughter cut her sons eyelashes off. Kim lost her son at the shops and he disguised himself as a mannequin! Sarah's 13 y/o drove her car through the back of their garage. Peter's 3 y/o was hanging off the roof with one hand and Shannon's daughter covered her 6 month olds sons face in thick rash cream. Shortest ever what - Senator Fraser Anning broke a record yesterday for quickest defection after he quit/was booted from One Nation an hour after being sworn in. Michelle was a checkout chick for one shift because the beeping drove her mental and Abbey ruptured her ACL in the first minutes of her first netball game in 10 yrs. Peyton had a relationship for 13 minutes and Jessie's partner was knocked out 15 seconds into a grid iron game. Matt Preston - The celebrity food critic has a new bo

Suddenly Naked - Shaun and his family were out on the Swan River over the weekend when his son Cooper lost his boardies AND jocks and ended up completely naked in front of everyone. Colleen was caught naked and pregnant by a neighbour and Wayne dacked his mate in a shop window.. And he wasn't wearing undies! Justine lost her top bungey jumping, Aaron was the only guy at army boot camp not wearing undies under his boardies and found out the hard way and Tracey's friends dress was caught on the chain of a swing and her whole dress came off. People are strange… Nathan popped to the shops over the weekend and when he walked out he saw a well dressed man ... playing with cockroaches. Anna went on a date yesterday and the guy told her he got a horse off and Keiran was walking to the servo at 2am when a guy tried to sell him a shovel. Natasha was on holiday in Russia when she saw a guy walking down the side of the road wearing only shoes and carrying a briefcase. Maria's daughter was at a Glory game and saw a guy

What stopped you from doing your job? A meter reader had to stop work because a brown snake appeared! Jayden got sent home from the call centre because there was a huntsman spider on her keyboard and Julie worked on a prawn trawler and had to stop because of a cyclone. Dave had a family of dugites in a rolled up carpet at work! Nathan had a recurring dream last night about Calista Flockheart that left him up all night. Simon Hill - The commentator joined the guys ahead of the Socceroos clash against Honduras this weekend.  Retroactive rage - Josh McCabe realized the sides were never served at his wedding and the fairy lights never delivered. He's been getting angrier as the days go on!  Shannon bought a car and nothing works properly in it, including the reverse camera that literally has a reversed view. Kim went to a work function and the bar kept bringing out cocktails and leaving them on the table that no one had ordered. Osama was overseas with mates and paid $38 US Dollars for a bott

What must you always travel with? The guys spoke to Sarah yesterday who travels with her horses whenever she comes down to Perth from Port Hedland. Lauren travels with her plant named Kiki and Sarah can’t go anywhere without her fan. Tracey always has to bring her own Earl Grey Tea with.  Andrew Winter - Real estate property expert, Andrew Winter, joined the guys to talk about selling houses and the TV show Love It or List It. Real estate property expert, Andrew Winter, joined the guys to talk about selling houses and the TV show Love It or List It. Returning to the scene of the crime - a NSW woman stole from lockers at a gym and then went back there to work out a few weeks later! Jarrad saw a drunk driver who hit a bunch of cars sneak back to the crime scene to take off his own number plates, however he walked straight in to a crowd of policeman who arrested him. Peta had people steal rob her house then rock up at it a couple of weeks later wearing their clothes! Amy and Gabe had a kitchenhand

Who wants to turn around and go home today - Yesterday was Melbourne Cup and today everybody is hungover. Tamara on was on freeway and in struggle town and Allessia and her and sister went out, she's fine but her sister's not! Sarah had a bottle of wine last night and now has to drive two horses to Port Hedland. Dobbing someone in - WA Police have released a cheesy video about dobbing vandals in. Trav dobbed is neighbour in for lighting a fire and ended up saving the day and Tanya got someone a parking fine, then parked in their spot for free! Emma dobs in litterbugs and Olivia dobbed in her housemate for stealing the neighbour's lawn. The Wildcats plat the New Zealand Breakers tomorrow. He talked about that, flight etiquette and told some terrible jokes.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Accidentally stealing something - a Perth guy is facing court in Bali today for stealing sunnies which he says was an accident! Callum accidentally stole a slow cooker that his son was sitting on and Claire was too busy on the phone to notice she stole the shoes she was carrying! Justine's mum accidentally walked out with a exercise bike and never used it. Gordon accidentally stole flooring because he thought his wife paid for it! Bruce McAvaney - The sports commentator talked about today's Melbourne Cup, the favourites and drinking and going to the bathroom on the job. Animals that have friends - Andre the pony and Bambi the racehorse are best friends and travel everywhere together. It's so freaking adorable. Moira has a galah and cat who are friends and Erin has a pig whose best friend is a willy wagtail! Deb had chicken and a duck that kept swapping eggs and Maddie has a love bird and a rabbit in a one sided friendship. Luke Jacobz - The TV presenter talked about his new show 'Instant Hotel' and what

Former Perth reporter Blake Johnson now works in Melb was reporting at Derby Day and was heckled big time! Best/worst memberships - The new Perth stadium is offering people a chance to buy a special 5 year, $30 thousand dollar membership that allows you to attend every event at the venue. Madison thought she signed up for RAC roadside assist membership but it was actually just their social benefits scheme. Jen never uses her WACA membership but keeps it just for the status. Erin moved to WA 8 months ago but still pays her Victoria ambulance membership and Catherine's nana passed away and the family is still sorting through her multiple memberships. Not doing the polite, socially acceptable thing - A man went to a school reunion and an old friend wanted to rekindle their friendship. Politely, but straight to the point he said no and he'd seen him at the next reunion. Rachel's manager asked her why he wasn’t invited to her wedding in front of everyone and she announced to the group that it was because

Carmel owns a brothel in Kalgoorlie best known as The Pink House and she joined the guys this morning to talk all about it and the documentary that's being made. Convince us what you like is good… Paul tried to tell us a nutella garlic wrap was delicious and Anna loves putting the shower sponge in her mouth and drinking the water… Travis likes to eat steamed dim sims in a bread roll with tomato sauce. Gilly joined the guys this morning to talk cricket and the Ashes on the way! When did you run in to your ex? Mel was severely hungover, sweating from her bum cheeks and she ran in to her ex of 10 years with his new girlfriend in Kings Park. Georgie didn't realise the guy she was dating lived with her ex and so she bumped in to him when she went back to his house… Kim's ex was the stripper at her hens! Brian Cox, a world renowned physicist joined the guys this morning to talk science and approximately when the world is going to end… He also spoke about science snobbery and the new iPhone.  See o

When it sucks to live where you do? Alex has nice canola crops and people stop by and take photos on their land. Aiden used to live near Scotch College and would wake up early to the bagpipes. Victoria's place gets a lot of snakes and bob tails in the summer and Jess lives near a school and people block her drive way all the time. Greg Hire joined the guys ahead of their clash with the Sydney Kings tomorrow night. He also left us with a zinger at the end of the chat… Guy Sebastian joined the guys to talk music and a super awkward encounter with a fan! You weren't meant to see that… Jess looked under her dads bed to find porn and anal beads… Karen took nude pics of her hubby on holidays and then accidentally sent all those holiday snaps to her mum! Krystal's friend was trying to scan his boarding pass on his phone without realising he had a photo of his junior up instead. Brittany walked in on her step dad naked holding two frying pans. The Big Show Josh Kennedy joined the guys to talk about the MSWA O

Nathan had to visit his settlement agent yesterday and learnt about stamp duty. What came from above? A motorcyclist was riding through Scarborough when he was struck by falling power lines. Jan's daughter was at the Royal Show when $70 literally fell into her daughter's hands. Erin's friend had a takeaway sign in the Drive Thru fall on her car and Mel and her-brother-in law were moving a closet and a 'lady toy' fell on him. Chris had a cow climb up on a wall and fall onto his car and Justin was driving through an underpass when a meat pie hit his car. Who did you see on a dating app or website? TV personality Luke Jacobs was seen on Bumble. Julie saw her ex-husband - despite him still being with the mistress he left her for and Ellie matched with her boss's boss! Sandra's dad was busted on Tinder while still with her mum and Damaris's husband was used for a fake profile. Anne-Marie saw her now ex-brother-in-law who was still married! Magda Szubainski - The actress stars in the new Channel 10 show

Sophia the robot has been given citizenship in Saudi Arabia - but in an old interview she said she wanted to destroy humans.. Benefits of a death - Yesterday a caller named Alana mentioned when her granddad died she was no longer single shamed at family gatherings as it meant there was an even number of people attending. Michelle got a dog from her sisters death and Carlos met a girl at a friends funeral and had a week long fling. Rodney got all his grandma's furniture and Caris got more maternity leave when her brother died 2 days before she was due back at work. Glen Williams - The journalist and writer wrote a book called 'A Haunting Place' which is about some of the most haunted places in the world. Thoughts on Halloween - Elly's street gets over 400 kids to it each year and they give out icy poles - Nathan's outraged. Sammi's parents hand out bibles, Marissa decorates her whole house and Jay is Ellenbrook's Bob the Builder every year and his mum gives out fruit and musli bars. Ben Elton - Th

What have been your attempts at being lucky? Karl saw random numbers on a toilet roll and has used them for the lotto ever since. Don drove to Broome and bought a ticket at every stop. Has someone used your name and details to get something? A guy used Sophie Monk and Stu's names to print a boarding pass to get photos of them at the airport together.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Neale Whittaker joined the guys this morning, he's on the new show Love It or List It. Gym crimes… Claire works at a gym in Subi and things like toilet paper go missing all the time! Ivana says some people's hygiene is out of control. Megan had three rings stolen from someone at her gym and Hardik said people were stealing the air freshener! Sophie Monk and Stu have fallen in love and they joined the guys to talk about their time on and off the show. Danny Green PART 1 - joined the guys ahead of GreenZone's first birthday! Danny Green PART 2 - spoke about life after retirement and his funny neighbours. Ronnie and Georgie from The Block joined the guys ahead of the auction this Sunday! Marlene and Brian have been married for 44 years, so Brian bought Marlene groceries and let her kiss him on the cheek… Do you have a Brian in your life? Dani's hubby bought her a hanky for their anniversary and Kaizie reckons she's the Brian, never wanting affection!  Karen's hubby bought her a diamond ring for

Shaun Micalef joined the guys this morning ahead of The Ex PM which kicks off tomorrow night on the ABC! When you needed help but everyone was laughing… A prisoner in Oklahoma took a pill which gave him an erection for over 90 hours. Derek couldn't stop laughing when his brother-in-law fell in between two fork lifts and really hurt himself. Lorrie was in a play and kept getting hit over the head with a ladder. Maggie was in a public toilet in the city and her toddler hit the DOOR OPEN button! Aaron got home from a cruise and his parents had put his name in to volunteer to clean toilets at the local schools. Mel's friends made her be the Coca Cola mascot in 40 degree heat where kids kept bashing her. When someone threw your name in the mix…Jen was all of a sudden in charge of a fundraiser which involved organizing celebrity appearances! Tanya had to man the raffle desk at the ANZAC day clash and ended up being able to go home with a whole bunch of really valuable prizes! Kelly Clarkson joined the guys to

What you got called home for? Yesterday Shaun received a phone call from his wife telling him to come home quick. He thought he was going to get lucky, but it turns out his dog had the runs. Kate had to come home from work early to help her pass a level on Grand Theft Auto. Tammy was called home to break up a fight between her siblings and clean up a party they threw and Jamie was called home to help his wife get her clothes off but because they were stuck. Weird waiting lists - In Denmark there's a six month waiting period for people to donate their dead horses to Copenhagen Zoo, so they can feed the lions with the carcasses. Fiona had to wait 2 years for a saxophone for her son and Kim ordered free mulch and only got it 10 years later! Daniel has been waiting 3 years for a sheep dog and Damien has been waiting 13 years for Eagles membership. Greg Hire - The Wildcat talked about raising awareness for breast cancer in honour of coach Trevor Gleeson's wife who's currently battling it. He also chatted

Worst stop overs… Jimmy had his pregnant and very irritable wife and his toddler with a million suitcases and there was a late change to the gate. Only to then go to the gate at the other side of the airport and the original gate was actually correct. Nathan's air hostess had a stroke and they had to land in the middle of nowhere and wait for 10 hours. Matt and his wife lost their passports. When was your partner cheating only meters away from you? Jodie's hubby cheated on her with her best friend in the next room. Anna cheated on her boyfriend with a guy down stairs, then cheated on him with her ex. Michelle only just found out her boyfriend of 4 years has been cheating on her with her friend for the last year. Amanda saw her friends ex kissing someone else just 50m away from his girlfriend! Foreman Dan from The Block joined the guys ahead of the finale this week. When you didn't know how to take that? Adam told Dave he sent his invitation to his home address because he thought Dave would like to recei

Telethon recap - Shaun got the guns out and Katie Lamb got a question right! Running into a fence/door/wall - WA police showed chopper footage of them chasing three criminals and one ran into a fence! Nat had a Woolies delivery lady walk into their glass front door and bleed and Daniel works as a glazier and an apprentice walked through the new window pane they had installed. Faith was dressed up to go out and ran into a cement pole, Gage's brother walked into a door with a pavlova and Bree owns The Court and when they installed new mirrors they counted 17 people who walked into them on the first night! Bill Otty from The Goodies has a weird kind of tinnitus where he hears either bagpipes or marching bands music in his left ear.. Priscilla Presley - The former wife of the late Elvis talked about Graceland,cooking and what life was like with him.  When the solution was so simple - Two Aussie climbers were stuck on a mountain in New Zealand overnight in freezing conditions. It turns out t

Sex facts - Aussie men ranked some of the best in bed while Aussie women are ranked some of the worst! Celia and Luke - The stars and creators of Rosehaven talked about the second season, which starts next Wednesday on the ABC. Trusting strangers - there's a new app where you can request someone to come and take photos of you so you don't have to give a stranger with your camera. Hayley was asked to work in a shop she was browsing, Josh tried to help an old man on a broken down gopher and the old man didn’t trust him and Shelby got a random to look after her sister's wedding dress at an airport while she went to the loo. A 6 year old called Tommy found a missing man with dementia in Freo yesterday and he now wants to be a detective. The things Nathan found as a child werent as good.. Blake from The Bachelorette - The bad boy was sent packing last night. He talked about Sophie and his family. Liam Bartlett  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Imposters… The receptionist at Jo's gym stole thousands of dollars because she never banked the profits and then disappeared and never came back to work. Jenny dated a guy who claimed he was a millionaire, but turned out it was all fake and he was actually married. James got kicked off The Bachelorette last night so he joined the guys to talk about his time on the show, Jarrod being a psycho and if he's still single. Greg Hire joined the guys ahead of tomorrow night's game against Melbourne United. Clare, a resident in Edgewater, is complaining about the NBN node being placed out the front of her house which will devalue her property. What has devalued your property? New apartments were built in front of Jade's house and about three apartments could see right in to her house so she couldn't do nudie runs anymore. A potential buyer was walking around Jenny's home open telling people the house next door was a drop in - where druggies hang out!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati

Someone knocked on your door and asked for what? Danielle had 10 kids knock on her door to ask for the time and she was convinced they were killer kids. Gary had a reporter knock on his door asking about his ex-wife who was murdered… Except Gary didn’t have an ex-wife. Rob Palmer joined the guys to reminisce on the last time he was here and got us all drunk, his wedding and speaking Welsh and his two new TV shows! Donna Hay joined the guys to talk about her new boyfriend, food and her new TV show. Will Anderson joined the guys to talk Gruen and the not so good perks of working for the ABC… Having to turn down two free cars! Julian De Stoop joined the guys to talk about AFL trade day. Did you have to turn down a freebie? Laurel's Nan won tickets to Disneyland but her parents didn't let her go because she was afraid the plane would crash. Scott was given a $25,000 chip at the Cas but legally wasn't allowed to take it! Gemma got VIP/Backstage passes to Basement Jaxx concert but her boss didn't allow he