News Roundup

Started with the week-long riots in India between Muslims and Hindus, and then took a look at Canada's ridiculous cigarette-lableling policies. Then it was Jan 6th hearing, Grindr kidnapping, Summit of Americas protest, South Korea arson, Airline demands language test, and a Pakistan guy shoved a long wire up his urethra because he (allegedly) couldn't urinate. Music: Seals and Crofts/"Summer Breeze"

Got started this week with the suspicious "suicide" of another top Iranian military official, and then a rundown of the first 100 days of the Ukraine war. Then it was tons of gun law stuff, Female CCT candidate already quitting (again,) Kuwait objects to US embassy pride tweets, California reparations recommendations, and a top Pennsylvania drug cop wanted to bang a prostitute after she had been banged by a dog. Music: Sepultura/"Roots Bloody Roots"

Got started this week with a deep dive into the horrific school shooting in Texas with an updated timeline of how it all unfolded. Plus a drone attack on an Iranian government facility, Cyclist murderer still on the run, French banker jumps 32 stories to his death, North Korea missile tests, Quebec stiffens french language laws, and a nude man in Louisiana breaks into a business and tries to bang two huge guard dogs. Music: Depeche Mode/"Enjoy the Silence"

Started this week with a spate of election news: Australia, Lebanon, Israel, and the US. Then got into the UFO hearings, the Buffalo shooter decapitated a cat, Elon Musk's sexual harassment woes, UK MP arrested for rape, and a guy in India smoked marijuana and felt so guilty that he castrated himself. Music: Migos/"Racks 2 Skinny"

Started this week with yet another deadly fire in India that killed at least two dozen people. Then it was North Korea coronavirus outbreak, Rand Paul holds up Ukraine aid package, Philippines election, CA gun control rule tossed, Masturbating San Jose cop, and a chick in Australian chick killed her lover and his friend, then cut off her lover's genitals. Music: Filter/"Consider This"

Started this week with that hotel explosion in Cuba that has killed at least 22 people, then talked about the Taliban bringing back the Burka in Afghanistan. Then it was the Pakistan insurgency, SCOTUS abortion freakout, US Navy suicides, British premier league transgender prostitute scandal, and a guy in a CA Walmart caught ejaculating on female shopper. Music: The Judds/"Why Not Me"

Started this week with word that two South Koreans (including a South Korean military officer) were arrested for spying for the North. Then there was a hundred people killed in an explosion at an illegal Nigerian oil theft, Border czar grilled by Congress, Afghanistan-Iran tensions, caregiver molests 90 year old dementia patient, and an old Malaysian guy banged a cat to death on a children's playground. Music: Of Mice And Men/"Obsolete"

Started this week with the breaking news of the ferry disaster in Japan, and then explosions in Somalia and Afghanistan claim dozens of lives. Then it was on to Florida vs. Disney, EOD officer training death, Black DJ accused of wearing blackface by school, Russian oligarch deaths, and some Mozambique guys tried to sell severed genitals to local trader. Music: Hank Williams III/"Low Down"

Got started this week with the conviction of the ISIS "Beatle" terrorist and Boris Johnson's new migrant policies, Then it was Elon Musk trying to take over Twitter, a guy got a lung injury from pleasuring himself too hard, French prez election runoff set, more border chaos, and 4 guys in India caught on camera gang banging a Monitor lizard. Music: INXS/"Don't Change"

Started this week with another Israel gunman shooting civilians dead in Tel Aviv, and then talked about the recall of the Mexican president. Then it was the Darfur war crimes trial, yet another air compressor rectal death, a guy had sex with his tinder date's corpse, OnlyFans model murders her boyfriend, France election, Missouri duck boat manslaughter charges tossed, FBI botches Michigan governor kidnapping case, and a guy pleasured himself 4 times on a 2.5 hour southwest airlines flight. Music: Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five/"The Message"

This week started with some gun attacks... first Mexico, where 20 were killed at a cockfight, then Nigeria, where gunman attacked a train. Then it was Army suicide rates hit all-time highs, Russian public backs Putin, House votes to legalize marijuana, School janitor pleasures himself in front of student, cop caught on video getting blown, and a guy is suing the Red Robin in Oregon after he says he was served a salad with semen dressing. Music: Brand Nubian/"Punks Jump Up to Get the Beat Down"

Started this week with the ongoing investigation and mystery into the China Air crash, then talked about the Taliban breaking their promise to let girls back in school. Then it was one of the worst beastiality cases I've ever done, Supreme Court hearings, the border continues to meltdown, the latest on Ukraine, and a Nigerian pastor raped three brothers by saying he was injecting god's power into them. Music: Foo Fighters/"Break Out"

Started with Brazil banning messaging app Telegram, and Nigeria discloses massive oil corruption scandal. Also Russia continues to pound Ukraine, UK guy who had sex with dog walks free, Ukraine and fight against Russia, Hunter Biden scandal intensifies, US navy sailor kills another sailor he caught in bed with his wife, and woman has to have surgery to remove a 3 inch wide glass stuck in her bladder that she had used as a sex toy. Music: Sleaford Mods/"Tied up in Nottz"

Started this week with India accidentally launching a missile at Pakistan, and the South Korean Presidential election. Then it was the latest update on Ukraine, Jussie Smollett sentenced, Shackleton shipwreck found, Energy costs skyrocketing, and a 23 year old nursing home worker filmed herself having sex with 90 year old dementia patients. Music: Prong/"Eternal Heat"

Started off in Pakistan, where an ISIS suicide bomber (or two) killed 63 worshippers. and over to Afghanistan, where the Taliban is conducting sweeps of civilians Then it was the latest updates on the war in Ukraine, Wisconsin chick dismembers sex partner in meth-fueled rage, Navy recovers crashed F-35, Robert's Ridge 20th anniversary, California woman arrested for fake kidnapping story, New Zealand heads global pedophile sweep, and a Texas Congressman is quitting after his torrid affair with a former ISIS bride comes to light. Music: Triticum/"Petrunko"

Started with the latest updates on Ukraine, the war, and the disinformation. Then I got into another US air strike in Somalia, Dementia patient kidnapping in Australia, Iranian guy put a glass inside his body, New Supreme Court nominee, The outrageous cost of luxury apartments for Los Angeles vagrants, and a UK doc is on trial for putting his semen into a coworker's coffee. Music: Screaming Trees/"Shadow of the Season"

Started this week with the cops moving in to break up the Canadian truck podcasts, and then gave the latest on what's happening in Ukraine. Then it was the Brazil mudslides, Task and Purpose snubs BK, Cargo ship with a 1000 cars drift and on fire, Australian shark attack, San Francisco school recall, and a Michigan guy deliberately hit and killed a woman with his car in order to have sex with her corpse. Music: biskuwi/"Hela"

Started by detailing the US raid on the ISIS leader compound in Syria, as well as the report of the Kabul Airport suicide bomber. Then it was the Russia-China summit, the Aussie unspeakable public sex act, Avenatti convicted (again,) USS Cole bomber trial to start soon (maybe,) and a woman in a San Francisco grocery store was apparently so oblivious that she failed to notice a man behind her pleasuring/finishing himself onto her clothes. Music: Kublai Khan Tx/"self-destruct"

Got started this week with the crazy prison battle in Syria and then switched over to the Jordanian border guards waxing dozens of smugglers. Then it was Neil Young and Spotify, Military jet crashes in South China Sea, Stowaway flies from Johannesburg to Amsterdam and survives, and the former NYC governor apparently liked being walked like a dog and pegged by his Russian prostitute. Music: Agethe & Regrets/"Je Ne Veux Pas Rentrer Chez Moi Seule"

This week started with a church stampede in Liberia, then the mining truck explosion in Ghana. Plus tensions on Ukraine/Russia border continue to rise, Election bill goes down in Senate, Iraq ISIS attack, Texas synagogue terrorist fallout, Los Angeles homeless murders, first kidney transplant using pig kidneys, and a guy's girlfriend accidentally sprays expanding foam inside his penis. Music: Meat Loaf/"Paradise By The Dashboard Light"