News Roundup

Started the week with the coup attempt in Bolivia, and the riots in Kenya. Of course, plenty of stuff on the US prez debate. Plus famed Hawaiian surfer killed in shark attack, UK election preview, Iran presidential election results, Gaza pier debacle, UK gay necrophiliac jailed, and an Indiana HS teacher arrested after paying for students to provide him with urine and ejaculate and then consuming it. Music: Wu-Tang Clan/"Visionz"

The first Presidential debate of 2024. Godawful.

The 400th podcast... started off with the fire in Kuwait that killed at least 49 migrant workers, and then another hilarious update on the Gaza pier debacle. Plus Hunter Biden convicted, European Union election results, US border executive order failing miserably, California vagrant murder, and a guy in Spain working as a security guard for the Olympic Committee caught on security cameras ejaculating into his female colleagues' water bottles at work: Music: Toto/"Hold the Line"

Started off the week with the Denmark Prime minister being attacked on the street, and the Chinese landing a probe on the far side of the mood. Plus Biden's laughable new "Border enforcement" executive order, Mexico presidential election results, Sudan civilian massacre, USAF Combat Controller awarded Air Force cross, Israeli military rescues hostages, and a Pennsylvania police officer caught distributing his beastiality sex videos. Music: Geto Boys/"Still"

Got started with some major elections... South Africa has turned against the ANC, India votes, and Mexico's election starts tomorrow. Plus the Trump conviction, CA declines to end sanctuary protections for illegal immigrant pedophiles, German mass stabbing, Indian woman smuggles impressive amount of gold in body cavity, and a Florida vagrant is arrested; pleasures self in police car and ejaculates on ride to jail. Music: 50 Cent/"Many Men"

Got started this week with all the details of the helicopter crash that claimed the lives of the Iranian president and foreign minster, and then talked about the landslide disaster in Papua New Guinea. Then it was the Gaza aid mess, my viral Twitter dating app story, Trump goes to the Bronx, Nicki Minaj arrested in Amsterdam, and a guy in Houston who is a serial Dollar Tree store ejaculator. Music: Casper/"Essence"

Started with the attempted assassination of the Slovakian Prime Minister, and then talked about Vladimir Putin going to China. Plus the Afghanistan tourist murders, German politician fined for saying "Everything For German," Pro golfer arrested before PGA championship, and a Georgia plastic surgeon got ejaculated on while shopping in Whole Foods. Music: BÜTCHER/"Iron Bitch"

Started week with Canada and how zero bodies have been found in the huge Kamaloops school scandal, and British Columbia makes drugs illegal again. Plus Trump and Stormy, Mexican prez calls missing people hunters "necrophiliacs," RFK Jr. brain worms, San Francisco hands out booze to vagrants, and a Phoenix DoorDash driver pleasures himself at woman's door after dropping off her order. Music: A$AP Rocky/"Fuckin' Problems"

Started the week with 2 Australian and 1 American being found murdered in Baja California on a surf trip, and 3 men were arrested in Canada over that Sikh leader's assassination. Plus the US DOJ moves to relax marijuana laws, Peru bus disaster, Ukraine pulls back from Eastern front, Georgia "foreign interference" protests, Chad and Panama elections, US university Gaza protests, and an Australian guy known as "Beast Boy" arrested for filming himself banging various animals, including a kangaroo corpse. Music: Waylon Jennings/"Lonesome, On'ry, and Mean"

Podcast#393: Cambodia bomb, Gaza college protests, UK vagrant bangs hospital corpse by BK

Started the week talking about the crazy rains that have hit both Dubai and Pakistan, killing over 150 people, and police have made an arrest after hundreds of pounds of cocaine started washing up on Australian beaches. Also US house approves 100 billion dollars for Ukraine and Israel, Trump NYC trial and the guy who self-immolated, Japan military helicopters go down in ocean, and a Florida elementary school math teacher arrested after pleasuring himself completely nude in full view of a Disney World hotel pool. Music: The Allman Brothers/"Ramblin' Man"

Started off with the unfolding story of a mass stabbing attack in Australia which killed six people, and then talked about the boat accident in Mozambique that killed more than 100. Also hit the Arizona abortion uproar, man sentenced after comforting dying wife with meth, Polish priest sex orgy overdoses, Ukraine readies a draft, and a Japanese guy used a public park water fountain spout to massage his anus while he pleasured himself. Music: $uicideboy$/"For the Last Time"

Got started this week with the crazy diplomatic standoff between Mexico and Ecuador after Ecuadorian police raided the Mexican embassy. Also NASA looks for a new moon car, Israel under fire for civilian aid worker deaths, Oregon re-introduces penalties for drug possession, National Guard soldier arrested for migrant smuggling, and an Ohio veterinarian is caught by his wife banging a horse. Music: Florence and the Machine/“Free”

Started the week talking about that terrible bus crash in South Africa, and then turned to Thailand moving closer to passing same-sex marriage. Then it was the Baltimore bridge disaster, Alaska PJs conduct jump mission, 3 different hidden-camera stories, and a Taiwan guy needed doctors to scrape off his ancient smegma buildup from his penis. Music: P. Diddy/"Mo Money Mo Problems"

Started off with the rapidly-updating Russia terror attack story, and Pakistan launches airstrike against Taliban in Afghanistan. Plus Israel planning to move ahead with invasion, "Modern Day Knight" nonsense, Chipotle manager accused of ejaculating on fellow employee, Texas vs Feds border battle, and a Taiwanese guy has a coconut surgically removed from rectum. Music: Rush/"Subdivisions"

Started the week with the bizarre story of 8 people dying from eating sea turtle meat, then talked about the India, Russia, and Slovakia elections. Also an Australian pig farm employee filmed banging pigs, Israel rejects Hamas deal, Switzerland skier deaths, West Point removes "Duty, Honor, Country" from motto, and a Colorado Safeway employee films himself ejaculating on produce in store. Music: Kaspar/"We Won't Go Home"

As promised, the first THREE HOUR podcast.... Canada's glory hole trial, US airdrops into Gaza, voters reject redefining gender roles in Constitution, State of the Union, CA Senate race,, Bangladesh fire, and a Wyoming guy videos himself enticing a dog to give him oral using cheese whiz. Music: Deathklok/"Go Forth and Die"

Started the week with the ongoing tribal warfare engulfing Papua New Guinea, and then talked about Russia-Ukraine war two years in. Plus a Yakuza gang member arrested trying to sell nuclear material, Mexican president and the cartels, UK sex dungeon monster, Israel specifies sex crimes committed by Hamas, US Apache helicopter crash, and a Michigan man arrested for pleasuring himself onto unsuspecting Target shoppers. Music: Boston/"We're Ready"

Got the week going with Greece becoming the first Orthodox country to legalize same-sex marriage, and then talked about a famous South Korea pastor who preyed on the North Korean kids he helped escape into the South. Plus a huge judgment against Donald Trump, Florida deputy fires into patrol car after hearing an acorn fall on the roof, Georgia prosecutor testimony, and a Texas man caught on video inserting antiques into his rectum, expelling them, and replacing the back on shelf. Music: Lil Dicky/"Hahaha"

The week started with the breaking news of the Hungarian president resigning over pardoning an accessory to child sexual assault, and then continued with the Pakistan election results. Plus the border bill is dead, Hawaii wants to ban foreigners from buying real estate, Joe Biden's DOJ clears him of classified document mishandling, US kills militia leader in Iraq, and a Michigan trans woman sues her ex-lover because he threw out her removed testicles. Music: Toby Keith/"Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue"