News Roundup

We start the weekly podcast on a sad note, as musical giant and personal favorite Chris Cornell dies unexpectedly. Then it's on to the weekly Trump insanity and what comes next. Of course I had to salute my man Anthony Weiner, who had a really bad day. Great audio of snowflake campus screaming baby, your illegal immigration updates, and for the love of God, stop trying to bang children you meet online. Music: Soundgarden/"Hands all over"

You don't wanna miss this one... My pipeline buddy and former Army Ranger Aaron sits in. Plus Navy Corpsman Greg sat in too! UNBELIEVABLE. Then it's Comey and Russia with some Sydney Leathers updates, more thoughts on females in the military, dude crashed his car in the Lincoln tunnel and started jacking it. Throw in the transgender bionic dick and this is gold, I tell ya. Music: Guns 'n Roses/"It's So Easy."

On this solo episode, I do the painful job of poring over the budget and healthcare legislation, dumb dumb James Comey, and how Obama considered being gay and cheated on Michelle O. Plus this weed's fake hate crime, Stephen Colbert talks about Trump's cockholster, and the video of the female minister puking while administering their vows. Also a guy and his lover died in a car from Carbon Monoxide poisoning while he was getting blown. Music: Whitey Morgan and the 78s/"Bad News"

We start on a sad note with the news of a possible friendly fire incident in Afghanistan, with two Rangers KIA. Then we do all the Sanctuary City nonsense, doctors are ready for head transplants, and a dude jacks it on a Delta Airlines flight. Also the kegal game for females, and Taiwan wants to help disabled people have orgasms. Music: DMX/"Ruff Ryders Anthem."

Steveo made the local news when a hobo moved into his yard and led to a bat-wielding confrontation. We talked about the crazy facebook murderer, the nutty Fresno black racist mass shooter, and the Antifa vs. Trump guys in Auburn. Aaron Hernandez offed himself and another jihad shooting in France. A trans dude broke his dick. Music: Soundgarden/"Fresh Tendrils."

Lot to cover this week... I had to talk about the United incident and that weirdo David Dao. The MOAB took care of business in Afghanistan, and Caitlyn Jenner finally cut it off. Tillerson goes to Russia, and not one but two race hoaxes blaming Whitey. Plus Navy SEAL porn star! Music: A Tribe Called Quest/"Steve Biko."

Another solo show... I try to digest the craziness in Syria and reflect on where it's all going. California's sanctuary state bill advances, Euro terrorism, Liar Susan Rice, and man sues over botched penis surgery. A bikini waxer notes that there are five types of vaginas. GOLD, I'm telling ya! Music: Austrian Death Machine/"Get to the Choppa."

Late guest cancellation means a solo show... I talk about how the Naval Academy beclowned themselves and give you the biography of war hero Jim Webb. Plus another refugee story falls apart, Russia news, botched circumcisions, and a coke factory filled with human feces. Music: Eric B and Rakim/"Microphone Fiend"

One buddy in town visiting and another who is a neighbor hop on to do the news... We hit the latest news of the stupid health care bill crashing. Then all the usual.... terrorism, transgender prisoners with problems, the toothy vagina, and a coach puts his dick in a hot dog bun. Enjoy.... Music: Faith No More/"Surprise! You're Dead!"

I was stressing whether I could still do a solo show for 90 minutes. Instead I yammered on for almost 2 hours. We dissect the handwringing over Trump's State department cuts, and I give you the lowdown on all the stupid shit they spend money on. Plus we read the dissent from the judges on the "Travel Ban," and California's Sanctuary state update. And I go off on the dumb ass Marines putting up naked co-worker pics. Music: Tool/"Jerkoff"

I talked both Greg and Will to sit in on this one. We get into how Jeff Sessions from Alabama is a secret Russian mole. For some reason there was a lot of bestiality this week, so of course we get into that. We also had several good hate crime hoaxes, and upon the news of increasing labiaplasty procedures, debate if it's a good thing. Plus that nutty reporter who threatened all the Jewish Community Centers. Music: "Rock the Bells"/LLCoolJ

After taking last week off, I was all worked up for this week and started shouting about the crazy crime laws in Cali that are keeping violent felons out of prison and murdering cops. Plus the usual assortment of Trump hysteria, semen news, and your weekly sex robot updates. Don't miss it! Music "Fucking Hostile"/Pantera.

US Army Ranger Tim joins me... we take a hard look at the bizarre 9th circuit court decision and give you some historical background. Then we get into out mixed bag of news stories. This week we have Groping Syrian refugee in Canada, and a man's botched penis surgery. Tim talks about his experience with campus protests here in San Diego. Then there's the guy caught masturbating in the Dunkin' Donuts drive thru. Music: "Mota"/ The Offspring.

My neighbor Will, a veteran of the infamous debate podcasts, returns. We start with the timeline of the SEAL raid into Yemen, and ponder the consequences. Of course we get the latest Trump drama, and the Berkeley nuts rioting in CA. Then the usual plethora of lewd sex acts and semen smuggling you love. Music: Big Sean/"Bounce Back."

Back in the states.... Corpsman Greg joins me. We talk about the details of Trump's executive orders, and the long history of how California has become sanctuary city crazy. Also talked about interesting case of an underage Trans female. We played some good audio from the women's march and Shia LaBouf, and a man has an 19 inch penis that's all foreskin. Music: White Stripes/"Girl, you have no faith in medicine."

My last podcast as a US government contractor (maybe!) USMC NCO JonJon guest hosts along with USMC grunt Creeper and SERE instructor Jason... I give you the long, sordid history of the Trump 'Golden Shower' dossier.... Then, on a more serious note, we discuss the article dealing with SEAL team 6 alleged atrocities. Do we care? Also, man arrested for meth, guy has sex with his dog, and Afghan migrant jacks it in front of little girl. Music: Pleasure Beach/"Go"

We follow the Fort Lauderdale Airport shooting as S.E.R.E. instructor Jason joins myself and USMC NCO JonJon. As dull as it is, I detail the latest in the Russian hacking Intel brief. Of course we get into the Chicago hate crime. And then from there we get all the news of the week, including Amazon's Alexa recommending porn, and a WalMart shopper squirting semen. Music: Digable Planets/"Nicklebag of Funk"

Special Forces soldier Mush is my special guest! He joins USMC infantry NCO jonjon and Recon Marine Trace. Even USMC grunt creeper showed up... This was our special year in review. We went over a lot of the military stories of the year, plus noted famous people who died. The boys got a little rowdy near the end, so I sped thru November and December a little before it got too crazy. Music: George Michael/"Iwant your sex"

Former Army paratrooper Red guest hosts along with USMC JonJon. We talk about the many ways in which the Germans are completely botching the war on Islamic terror and what the future holds for Europe. Then we move to assholes on planes; first the YouTube idiot, then Ivanka Trump getting harassed. And of course, lots of sex robot updates, and gruesome murders. Music: "Little Drummer Boy"/Bob Seger, "O Holy Night"/Pavarotti-Domingo

It's a full house of USMC.... Recon Marine Trace joins me and USMC Infantry NCO JonJon, in his Black Santa sweater. We zoom in on the DNC leaks and the fake news controversy. And we cover the news your cable channel won't, talking about cop-killing illegal aliens, Islamic pains in the asses, various genitalia ailments, and terrible "pranks" involving semen. Don't miss it! Music: "Inspection"/Leftfield