News Roundup

Started with a LONG update on all the chaos going on in Afghanistan, and then a quick Haiti update. Then it was on to the ongoing panic in the Vatican over Grindr data, that nut who had the fake bomb at the Capitol, Netflix insider trading, Guantanamo 9/11 hijacking trial update, OnlyFans to block explicit content, and a Catholic bishop in Brazil resigns after a tape of him pleasuring himself appears on social media. Music: Grouplove/"Deleter"

Started with the rapid and ongoing collapse of Afghanistan, and possible evacuation of US embassy in Kabul. Plus China flooding, Algeria fires, Lebanon corruption, South Korea sex assault laws involving bodily fluids, USMC Raider awarded Navy cross, and a Michigan guy shoved 6 kidney beans into urethra so he could "shoot them out." Music: T-78 & Akki/"New World"

Started this week with Mexico's ridiculous lawsuit against US gun manufacturers, and then talked about Iraq's efforts to reclaim their archeological artifacts. Then it was on to the Lebanon financial crisis, the Trans city council member who confronted the store owner, Seaman charged in Bonhomme Richard arson, Gov. Cuomo found to have harassed women, priest charged with dissolving wife's corpse in acid, and a Ugandan guy was angry at his cheating wife so he severed his own penis; promptly dies. Music: Metallica/"Harvester of Sorrow"

Started this week with more wildfire news, this time in Turkey and the Mediterranean. Then it was some Afghanistan updates, a Syrian doc on trial for war crimes, another amateur castrator, Capitol Hill riot testimony, US sailor arrested for Bonhomme Richard arson, Green Beret dies during dive training, and an Indian temple had their two goddesses defiled by bodily fluids. Music: ZZ Top/"Legs"

Started this week with the US conducting airstrikes in Afghanistan to cover the hapless Afghan national army forces, then swing over to Iraq, where the Prime Minister is demanding we leave. Then it was on to yet another InCel plot, VA vet scammer who pretended to be blind somehow qualified as an archery instructor, China flooding, Michigan Governor kidnapping plot update, and a Massachusetts teen is arrested after being caught on camera banging a horse. Music: Pennywise/"Get a Life"

This week I got started by covering the devastating European floods, and then got into the Pakistan terror attack on Chinese nationals. Then it was the Cuba protests, Haiti assassination update, Iraqi hospital fire, the Black Rifle coffee New York Times article, first female Navy SWCC graduates, and a guy in Thailand stuck his penis in a lock and left in there for two weeks. Music: Biz Markie/"Turn the Party Out"

Started this week by talking about the assassination of the President of Haiti, and the long history of US intervention there. Then got into how the Taliban is now closing in on Kandahar and taking over the entire country. Plus the rugby player suspended for penetrating player on field, Bangladesh deadly fire kills dozens, Jan 6th Capitol riot hysteria, Michael Avenatti sentenced to prison, and an anti-gay french priest is arrested after banging dudes attempting to "cure" them. Music: Bad Religion/"Infected"

Got started this week with the historic withdrawal from Afghanistan's Bagram air base, and the future of Afghanistan. Then it was the humiliating defeat of the Ethiopian army at the hands of the Tigrayan rebels, Mexico decriminalizes marijuana, 100th anniversary of the ChiCom party, CA recall set for Sept. 14, lots of Supreme Court action, and yet another India air compressor rectal assault. Music: Joyhauser/"Pigment"

Back from a week off... started this week in Germany, where a Somali immigrant killed three females in a knife attack. Then it was the Chinese martial arts school fire, the Florida building collapse, the old man caught defacating/masturbating in a park baseball dugout, General Milley defending military wokeness, the Nellis AFB drag queen show, and a guy in Colorado watching a live stream of his surveillance camera as a dude banged his horse. Music: Rage Against the Machine/"Snakecharmer"

Started this week by talking about the ongoing chaos with the still-undecided Peruvian elections. Then got into the train crash in Pakistan, an India factory fire killed a bunch of people, a woke US military commander says white males are a huge problem, VP Kamala Harris's laughable immigration trip to Mexico, and a school eye doctor who enjoyed putting his genitals in blind girls' hands. Plus my battle with kidney disease. Music: Temple of the Dog/"Hunger Strike"

Started this week with a fresh massacre in Burkina Faso amidst ongoing jihadist violence in the region. Then it was Iran and their emerging drone threat, Iraq militias, nude woman trashes bar/gets tased, Sri Lankan cargo ship disaster, Mexico mid term election bloodbath, Fauci emails, and a Texas mayor gets caught in an online sex sting. Music: Graham Fenton/"Rockabilly Rebel"

Started this week with that crazy story out of China where 21 people running a marathon died when the weather turned bad. Then I hit the Canadian indigenous mass grave, the Niger ferry disaster, the Italian cable car accident, a cop is suing after her boss allowed her to be raped during a sex sting operation, and a Danish journalist decided that, because she was covering a story about a swinger's club reopening, she had to have sex with one of the patrons. Music: Sash/"Encore une fois"

Podcast#251: Boko Haram leader KIA, Nepal dissolves parliament, Texas serial cat sodomizer by BK

Started with an explainer on the ongoing violence in Israel and Gaza, how it started, and some of the backstory. Then it was the school shooting in Russia that killed 9, China landed a rover on Mars, Crazy GOP representatives, US leaves Kandahar air base in Afghanistan, the pipeline hack, shoe salesman posts videos of him pleasuring himself into women's shoes, and a Spanish teacher at a prestigious NY school is recorded during a zoom class sucking her lover's nipples. Music: Power Trip/"Divine Apprehension"

Started this week by talking about the Brazilian cops killing 29 people in Rio, and then got into the unrest in Colombia. Then it was the school bombing in Afghanistan, the subway disaster in Mexico city, Army basic trainee hijacks school bus with a rifle, the Grand Canyon buffalo killings, and a convict in New York jammed a domino into his penis to assist with pleasuring himself and forgets about it for two years. Music: Dok & Martin & Kuvoka/"Destroy"

Started this week with that crazy Israeli stampede with dozens dead, and then got into a little-noticed confrontation between the US and the Iranian navies. Then it was an all-time classic racial rant, Burkina Faso ambushes, Indonesian General killed in action, NRA botched elephant hunt, and a rapist who tried to assault his own niece was lured to a pig farm by her boyfriend... where they cut off his genitals and fed them to the pigs. Music: Korn/"Beg For Me"

Started this week by talking about the (supposed) end to the war in Afghanistan and what it all means. Then got into the Indianapolis mass shooting, Russia troop buildup, Secret SOF facebook groups revealed, LA secretary of state sex scandal, and two French guys got drunk, watched a YouTube video on penis enlargement, and promptly injected each other's penises with hematoma cream. Music: Linkin Park/"Given up"

Started this week by talking about the violence flaring up in Northern Ireland and the history of "The Troubles." Then it was the Maoist insurgency in India, the Nigerian rebel separatist movement, RIP DMX, Ancient Egyptian city unearthed, 2 brothers kill entire family in murder/suicide pact, and a home inspector is caught on a nanny cam using an stuffed "Elmo" doll to pleasure himself. Music: DMX/"ATF"/"X is coming."

Started this week with the Taiwan train disaster that killed over fifty people, then talked about Venezuela's largest military operation in years. Then it was on the Capitol Hill cop killer, the SoCal mass shooting, the ongoing Australia parliament sex scandal, Pentagon to allow transgender surgeries, and a Vietnamese guy woke up to find his angry girlfriend had hacked off, then flushed, his penis. Music: Sleep Token/"The Offering"

Started with the ongoing cluster-eff in the Suez Canal, explain why it's so horrible, and a little canal history. Then it's North Korea ICBM tests, Joe Biden's press conference, teenage Japanese IG girl is actually old man, new army combat fitness test, and docs pull a 60 foot tapeworm out a Thai guy's rectum.