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UNLOCKED from behind Patreon:This week on the podcast I’m talking about being a loser, like a literal loser, who loses things, 3 passports in 1 year is my record. As well as that, being sober and being smug and some genius movie ideas. Also, I keep referring to the show Normal People as 'Ordinary People' and it fucking kills me that I did that. Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) for sponsoring the pod. Do check out their new TASTY AF, Old Fashioned Beer Cask Edition Whiskey on thedld.com. And hey, if you like this pod, you can hear more of this type of shit over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ALL RISE...how ye getting on?This week on the pod, I'm Judge, Tony, and Sexicutioner as I hear your cases, side with defendants, and dole out some cold hard justice on the first Judge Cantwell pod. Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) for sponsoring the pod. Do check out their new TASTY AF, Old Fashioned Beer Cask Edition Whiskey on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod; how being handy could lead to my wife's death. And a meditation on legacy.Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) for sponsoring the pod check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod, a day late, a buck short, but here anyway chatting through the returning fog of Gary, doing gigs again, Tony Robbins and advice for a younger boy. Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) for sponsoring the pod check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod, a review of Sexy Beasts. A show that is, on paper, the perfect Venn diagram crevice for your boy TC; Netflix reality dating show and Hollywood monsters! Too good to be true?! Yes! As well as that, some heatwave tips and a new show idea.Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) for sponsoring the pod check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod; another driving test! Can our hero finally shelf his L (ickout Master) plate with an N (ever ever ever stop giving lickouts) one instead?! You’ll have to listen to find out. Also some strong opinions on charades etiquette. Thanks to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) for sponsoring the pod check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, I’m having a pal over!! Once a month over here I like to chat to someone else for a change, about something they're an absolute geek about. Joining me this week to chat bad movies is comedian, actor and writer Kevin McGahern. We chat The Room and more or less give a full synopsis of Irelan's First Kung Fu Flick: Fatal Deviation. As well as that, some driving test woes, under a hardened Russian instructor. Big thanks again to Kevin for coming on to chat bad movies, you can check him out in Smother and Redemption of a Rogue coming soon. I would also like to thank the sponsors of the podcast The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server. Learn more about your

This week on the pod, another deep dive into some bad online relationship advice, as I tell you what women (and people who find men attractive) REALLY want reading the top 30 things that men do that women find sexy. Special thanks to Ben Clifford for the research and to the sponsor of the podcast The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week LIVE from the car! I tell a story of a one-liner that landed me in hot water. The greatest Chinese I've ever had, and an update on my masculinity after failing to get a booking for the pub.This pod as always is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast I give a play-by-play of what I’d be REALLY like as a contestant on Big Brother. As well as that, a chat about the origins of humans, the role of chance, and nationalism. This pod as always is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the podcast, a new thing! As you all know, I love talking AT people about shite I’m mad into, but what you might NOT know is, I also love getting the ear burned off myself when a person is an absolute super geek on a topic. So once a month I’m gonna have a guest on the pod and educate myself by exploring the crevices of their geekhole. Can be anything they like, Star Trek, Twilight or just Trains, I just wanna learn. This months guest is my very funny pal Alison Spittle who’s here to teach me all about trivia in its purest form; the TV show ‘Pointless’. This pod as always is sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey (@DublinerWhiskey) check out their new Smoked Stout Beer Cask Edition on thedld.com. And hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server. Learn more about your

This week on the pod we have the return of Boner as we kick off Season 2 of everyone's favourite teen comedy drama 'The Fridget'. I also have a look at predictions for 2020 made in the 1960s.Thank you as always to the sponsor of this weeks pod The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check out their full range on thedld.com and follow on insta @DublinerWhiskeyAnd hey, consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we’re going off-piste and I’m talking all about ME!Scaldiest gaffer I’ve ever been to, my fighting history, best boozers in Dublin, and my post-pandemic self-improvement plan.Thank you to The Dubliner Irish Whiskey for sponsoring this weeks pod. If you enjoy this format or to submit questions on a future episode; consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell You’ll also gain access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

68 entered, but only one may leave the GREATEST OF ALL TIME! If you've made it this far; I can't thank you enough for letting me talk AT you for over 5 hours about the Eurovision. And for those who've hated every minute, you're in luck because it ends here. This is it! The final of the TCU Eurovision Pod Contest. Come for some major upsets, stay for the Star Wars analogies! As per this pod is sponsored by the ever sound Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Go over to @DublinerWhiskey on Instagram and give them a follow. If you want to hear Part 1 and Part 3 they’re over on the Patreon. Consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell and get access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server.End music: Mohammad Assaf & Yacoub Shaheen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s Eurovision Month on the pod and so we’re having the biggest tournament in TCU history.68 Acts, 67 Fights, across 65 Years! To discover which is the greatest Eurovision winner of all time. This is the knockout rounds before we get into Round 3, where the big dogs will duke it out. Enjoy! As per this pod is sponsored by the ever sound Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Go over to @DublinerWhiskey on Instagram and give them a follow. If you want to hear Part 1 and Part 3 they’re over on the Patreon. Consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell and get access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the spirit of witchiness with Bealtaine just passed, we're lifting the veil on the otherworld with some witchy ass shit! Irish mythological beasts, the Irish Atlantis and a story about a toff who may have been an alien devil, its all here. Just some stuff I've been googling, but not googling so hard as to discredit it. Enjoy!As per this pod is sponsored by the ever sound Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Go over to @DublinerWhiskey on Instagram and give them a follow. Also you dig this? Want more?! Consider becoming a supporter over on patreon.com/tonycantwell and get access to: * Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority access for all upcoming gigs and merch* Access to the Shitshow Discord server. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod I'm revisiting some of the worst job interviews I've ever had to do across the years. Including one time I physically couldn't stop saying the word piss and another when I made up two massive elaborate lies. As well as that I predict the next TV game show sensation.This podcast was sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. If you like this episode, there's over 50 more like it over on Patreon! ( http://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell ) where you can get:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority tickets for all upcoming gigs (excluding Pure Grá tour).* Access to the Shitshow Discord Server where you can send me topics and suggestions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Prepare to partake, get off the rails and travel into space, it's the 2nd annual 420 Special! I'm going through the worst whitey I ever had, take you on a hotboxing trip through my records, and uncover some of the newest batshit conspiracy theories. If ye like this weird sort of experimental pod shit, might you consider supporting on Patreon! ( http://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell ) where you can get:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority tickets for all upcoming gigs.* Access to the Shitshow Discord Server where you can send me topics and suggestions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod we're saying goodbye to Yahoo Answers (know you're gone said you're gone but I can still feel you're here) in style, by answering some of the dumbest questions in the history of the site! Including; Can you kill a ghost with concrete, and how do you un-bake a cake? This podcast was sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check them out on Instagram @DublinerWhiskey https://www.instagram.com/dublinerwhiskey/?hl=enIf you like this episode, consider supporting on Patreon! ( http://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell ) where you can get:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority tickets for all upcoming gigs (excluding Pure Grá tour).* Access to the Shitshow Discord Server where you can send me topics and suggestions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's episode 69 NICCCCCCE!!! and because I'm a 13-year-old child, this is a milestone. To celebrate I've read up on the worst sex advice Cosmopolitan Magazine and Men's Health has to offer, and I'm doling it out here for your enjoyment. Also Gary's back, to remind me that being verified on social media means (here comes the chicken) F'CKAAL!Also, this podcast contains light references to sex. Nothing descriptive but maybe NSFW. Slow Jam Remix of the theme song by Tristan Carroll from Cell Games (https://soundcloud.com/cellgamesband)This podcast was sponsored by The Dubliner Irish Whiskey. Check them out on Instagram @DublinerWhiskey https://www.instagram.com/dublinerwhiskey/?hl=enIf you like this episode, might you consider supporting over Patreon? ( http://www.patreon.com/tonycantwell ) where you can get:* Weekly Bonus podcast every Friday. * Unlocked all episodes of the Bonus Cantwell Shitshow. * Priority tickets for all upcoming gigs (excluding Pure Grá tour).* Access to the Shitshow Discord Server where y