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Fresh from a staycache with some big revelations including; being at war with FOMO, practicing gratitude, the banned tampon ad PLUS the return of BONER, in the season finale of 'The Fridget' Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod, our intrepid host is in need of a cheeky staycache but in the meantime doles out some conspiracy theories on how Alexander Hamilton caused The Titanic disaster, as well as a character profile of two of my favourite monsters in history. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, I am answering some absolutely insane wide ranging questions over on Yahoo Answers, and going through my complete history of performing in bands.As well as that I discuss two film projects I came up when I was 13 with and never made: A 90’s grunge music video and a complex Hollywood thriller. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A badly mixed coffee with the viscosity of PAINT sends our host into the stratosphere for an all-round silly billy affair.THIS WEEK ON THE POD we're chatting through school days (mine and yours!) old toys ads, and the single funniest moment I can remember. As well as that a SPECIAL GUEST Political Twitch Commentator joins for a roast of Tommy Pickles in the PLAYHOUSE; Donald Dump. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod; chatting shite about Kony 2012, how good craic is one of the four fundamental human rights AND from behind the paywall a full episode of my Patreon Exclusive podcast 'The Bonus Cantwell Shitshow' all about Thomas the Tank Engine and an alternate history where I become an Irish wrestling superstar. If you like what you hear there are 5 bonus episodes a month over on my Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=6938815 . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we’re entering a new phase from a new spot, The Podcast Studio in Dublin. Still keeping things indie, just sounding better. Topics on the pod this week include: how to legally walk around in the nip, pubs dressing as restaurants, dreams, losing keys and Xtines as well as the final of our BEEF OFF in the Chris of the Titans! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Inspired by an actual scrap I had with my wife over who is the best Chris, I've decided to pit 4 A-list Chrisses against each other with a few wild cards thrown in for good measure to decided who is the greatest Chris in Hollywood.First its the SOAPSTAR SCRAP as Home & Away’s Chris Hemsworth takes on Luke from the OC, Chris Karmack. LATHER UP Y'CUNTS, ITS GONNA BE A SOAPY ONE!Then its the SUPERNOVA SKIRMISH as Nova from American Pie Chris Klein, takes on Nova Corps ally Starlord Chris Pratt!THEN, ITS DETECTIVE James Carter, Chris Tucker VS CAPTAIN America, Chris Evans in a BROtect and Serve Scramble. YOU WON'T WANNA DEFUND THIS! And its Patrick Batman Chris Bale Vs James T Kirk Chris Pine in A COMIC-CON CHAOTIC CLASH, that’ll have all the FREAKS IN HALL H CREAMING THEIR CARGOS! In this...THE CHRIS OF THE TITANS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this 100+ minute loosely themed episode on The Future, our boy welcomes comedian Erin McGathy to give a tarot reading, gains some newly appreciated empathy, and watches Demolition Man. Also a short chat about abuse of power in comedy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we're going back to basics with a whopper 90 minute podder. Has all the trimmings; a BUMPER Tony's Namedrop Corner, a review of a book I barely read on A.I., some parenting tips and a review of the 1976 classic Rocky. Ohweee! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sleep deprived and in a FOULER, our hero goes subject by subject through his Leaving Cert 2006 results (that he paid €15 for) and gets in even worse humour.As well as that, a history of smug riddles and the controversial truth about Enid Blyton's nonce-bait toyboy Noddy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the pod, I've written a list of some things I can do that my child self would think is cool and in a very rare moment of honesty discuss witnessing some fairly sickening racism. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Back to basics this week. chattin' all sorts. The Leaving Cert, scamming my way through CSPE and some fella becoming a Da. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Where there once was 45 now there is only 8. 'Here Comes the Croon': Pat McGeegan has the 'Chance of a Lifetime' 'When' he faces off against Red Hurley.Forget LOVE, will Ryan Dolan survive when he faces off against vicious twins Jedward, or will they leave his collar soaked in blood, d’mind lipstick in the 'Little Divils Threeway'.Then it’s the 'Battle of the HEAD' as its the VOICE Vs the EYES in a battle to become the FACE of Ireland. Niamh Kavanagh vs Eimear Quinn. Then it’s Hold Me Now vs Rock n Roll Kids, or as I’m calling it the HOLD MY KIDS WHILE I FUCK A ROCK AT THIS LAD FOR STEALING MY ROLL. It’s the reanimated corpse of Johnny Logan V Paul Harrington & Charlie McGettigan. AS well as that we have a proper Euro 2020 mini-contest to shine a light on the bookies top 4 for Europe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

IT'S EUROVISION MONTH (well, two weeks) on Shitshow and this week the BIG DOG round of the Best of Irish Tournament. This is not a league, it's a tournament. Two songs will face off in a battle to the DEATH and only one shall be claimed Ireland's Greatest Eurovision Song of all Time. We're calling this round Davina V Goliath, as the lower-ranked entries, your Jedwards, Ryan Dolans etc compete against the BIG DOGS, your Johnny Logans, your Dickie Rocks, your Danas.The scraps are as follows:1992 -Linda Martin "Why Me?"1976 - Red Hurley "When"1986 - Luv Bug "You Can Count On Me"1981 - Sheeba"Horoscopes"1970 - Dana "All Kinds of Everything"1982 - The Duskeys "Here Today Gone Tomorrow"1968 - Pat McGeegan "Chance of a Lifetime"1965 - Butch Moore "Walking the Streets in the Rain"1984 - Linda Martin "Terminal 3"2011 - Jedward "Lipstick"1967 - Sean Dunphy "If I Could Choose"1988 - Jump the Gun "Take Him Home"1978 - Colm C.T. Wilkinson "Born to Sing"1979 - Cathal Dunne "Happy Man"1977 - The Swarbriggs Plus Two "It's Ni

We're going DEEP! You asked for it and here it is; Three of my favourite conspiracy theories, with each more batshit than the last. We trace the ACTUAL royal bloodline and take aim for the stars to ask; is any of it real? Lap it up SHEEPLE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, an exciting and positive twist on PIG WATCH and a full season breakdown of the just GOD AWFUL reality TV show Too Hot To Handle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey bro, you party? Ohweeee this is a silly one. Come for the buzz, stay for the cotton-mouth ramblings about dinosaurs, aliens, 11 dimensions, Mario 64 and geo-flakes (what are those?!)Disclaimer: This episode features a record level of shite talk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you thought last week's cabin feev was loopy, you aint seen SHIT! We'll get through this. This week, chatting some silly billy nonsense, secret-eating, pintman purism, what your crisp flavour says about you and a review of Avatar. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Daddy's just having a little strop, go back to bed.In this pod, not gonna lie, the aul cab-feev is getting the best of our boy as he shites on about birthing orders, having an affair with a chinese megabox and gives a very light dive into a deep pool on some of conspiracies that may or may not be true. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we've got it all: Tiger King, Leaving Cert Orals, Zoom Clangers, Oceans 11 as well as another fine episode of everyone's favourite American Teen Comedy Drama loosely inspired by my life; The Fridget. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices