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Special guest Bob comes on the show to talk to us about tennis! Also: We talk college sports, March Madness, new rules in baseball, and Opening Day is just a few weeks away!

Joel, Sam, and Eli talk about quidditch for a long time. Like, a really long time. They also talk about their favorite fictional teachers, NCAA March Madness, Eli's Oscar movie marathon, and then Sam and Eli just chat about the Red Sox for, like, 20 minutes.

The Kansas City Royals take a bold stand against porn. Also: - Are the Portland Trail Blazers actually good? - Nobody watched the Oscars. - We debate the merits of Field of Dreams. - Over/unders for all 30 MLB teams.

Sam and Joel wake up from naps and try to podcast. Then, they discuss the end of the Winter Olympics, the highest paid athletes in sports (Ryan Howard!), A-Rod and Tiger Woods, cricket, and North Korean basketball, and their plan for C-SPAN to take over March Madness.

Eli tells us the story of the Russian Olympic Team doping scandal. Also, Sam, Joel, and Eli talk Winter Olympics, J.D. Martinez to the Red Sox, and Joel tells a story of a man who went skiing in New York, and then came to in Sacramento, California.

Joel and Sam talk about how the Winter Olympics are becoming the Hunger Games. They also talk about Esteban Loaiza and his recent legal troubles, and Sam's issues with technology in the Star Wars universe.

Jesse, Joel, and Sam discuss the Super Bowl, the Winter Olympics, Winter Olympic events that should be (or of the future), sexual molestation, and how much Joel hates Burns, Oregon.

Sam, Joel, and Eli talk about the Super Bowl, Tom Brady's longevity, how we now hate the Miami Marlins, and things get testy between Joel and Sam regarding Tom Brady vs. LeBron James.

I just came up with the most click bait-y name I could come up with, guys. This one is good, I promis.

Joel and Sam discuss which athletes were the greatest crossover stars. They also discuss the NFL playoffs, how much they hate Ben Roethlisberger, the Pittsburgh Pirates fire sale, and what stadiums they would secretly tunnel into.

Jesse, Joel, and Sam start season 4! They talk about the college football championship game, the NFL playoffs, the baseball offseason, and all the important letters that Joel has to write!

As the East Coast braces for "Bomb Cyclone Grayson," Joel, Sam, and Eli talk MLB offseason, the NFL playoffs, college football, and more. Also, they make their bravest NFL playoff predictions. Here comes your Bills-Falcons Super Bowl!

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It's the offseason, so we're talking about what cities we would most like to escape from, Snake Plissken style. Also, Joel really liked Thor: Ragnorok; which movies have the best gladiator fight scenes? (20:37); ranking Arnold Schwarzenegger movies (30:49); Gronkowski's suspension (43:00); What is Eli Manning's legacy? (49:41); MLB offseason (59:00). Enjoy!

Jesse, Joel, and Sam talk about the eternal Dressing v Stuffing debate, and all things Thanksgiving. Also, Joel shares his childhood memories of MC Hammer (6:50), they talk about the disaster that is the New York Giants (11:33), Sam loves dogs (15:38), the MLB shortest All-Stars (31:16), Joel is on the 76ers bandwagon (40:22), and Celtics coach Brad Stevens loves his brother. (46:00)

Jesse, Joel, and Sam are back, and are talking Steinbeck, their favorite podcasts, and ranking cartoon shows. Oh, and the Astros won the World Series.

Joel and Sam are back to talk all things baseball, including Red Sox-Astros, Yankees-Indians, and, of course talk about which bandwagon Joel is on this week, and we follow Frank Thomas has he travels around the country selling testosterone pills and bedding older women.

In their 20th episode of the season, Joel and Sam discuss the 2017 playoffs; the wild card games; the AL and NL MVP and Cy Young races; the Arizona Diamondbacks (who are they?); baseball in space; and the best team names (from Hell!)

Joel, Jesse, and Sam discuss various bloodsports, including Mayweather v. MacGregor, competitive eating, and fighting off a flock of seagulls for your dinner. They also talk about the Indians winning streak, Sale vs. Kluber for Cy Young, and the problem with the Yankees beer policy.

Not a lot of baseball in this one. Jesse, Joel, and Sam discuss the finer points of lawn mowing and weed whacking (22:00), how good the L.A. Dodgers are (29:00), Joel's hatred for square-shaped pizza (32:00), and Joel's WAR (50:00). Also, Jesse's wife gets attacked by a squirrel. Walk-on music: "Despacito" by Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee Walk-off music: "Short People" by Randy Newman