Kfc Radio

Marty Mush explains his life philosophy (it involves fast food restaurants as a metaphor) to Kayce. Best of the week includes: Kayce on a phone cleanse, Coley cracks Feits back, Willie & Large steal chips, what's the worst state, Oklahoma defenders, Kirk Minihane calls in, USWNT win the Wolrd Cup, Marty Mush has his first glass of wine, selfie stick girl, The KFC Radio live show recap, and what items we all get when Feits dies

KFC and Feits prepare for their live show, have a spirited debate about Kanye West, debate the worst state in the USA, discuss KFC losing his wallet. Voicemails include: Navy Seal in a toddler body vs toddler in a Navy Seal body, leaving a fanbase, and teleport but lose a day off your life.

Howie Mandel stops by and takes a call from his daughter, declines to give us $100k, compares and contrasts the new and old office, explains how girls get their vagina waxed to match his goatee. Mike Epps talks comedy inspiration, Snoop and Lil Uzi Vert at his wedding and "coochie falling from the sky" on him. Voicemails include: double bachelor party, black out with her parents

JB Smoove on joining the MCU, British accents, lap seats, the Knicks and Jake Gyllenhaal. Jim Norton on KFC's stand-up, calling NBA owners "governors", aliens and other conspiracies. Abella Danger on squirting, her start in porn, Kanye, ASMR with Tommy & Marty, and bush. Voicemails include: shoreline sex, girls with strong handshake, and Yesterday. John gets mad about night mode and people that tell you to charge your phone. Barstool dinosaurs.

Tensions were high in the office all week. Jared & Coley don't believe in the moon, Marty does ASMR with Abella Danger, actual college football conversation, everyone in the office is fighting and Dave is watching. 

Julian Edelman comes through to talk about Feits best/KFC's worst Edelman moments, his glow up, Gronk's "retirement" and will Tom Brady outlast him. Gabriel Igelsias chats about comedy before social media, and how hard it is to do a set when people want stop laughing at your hilarious jokes. THE OFFICE: could you survive an attack, sex with a relative, shower depression. The Dunkin Awards. The HBO feature on Barstool. Voicemails include: mad on the 4th of July, partner with a villain, snacking on Jesus

Josh Wolf comes through to talk about encouraging KFC to do stand-up, old man nudity, drying balls with hand drier, Patrick Ewing's big dick, the marijuana industry, and 1 fake tit. KFC talks with Feits about his stand-up debut. Voicemails include: doggy playdate, I'm not a hooker, and charging for the round 

KFC and Kayce analyze the new Barstool underboob bikinis. YP vs Carrabis in who celebrated their championship better. Kirk Minihane makes his Barstool and CCK debut. OJ and Bill Cosby are tweeting. Jared learns what Chernobyl is. Clem stops by to breakdown the debacle that is the Mets season. Darren Rovell's bizarre tweet to Big Cat. Does you dick game get better win you become rich and famous? 

Bryan Callen tells the outrageous viking kid story and discusses his special Complicated Apes. Bill Pullman chats about Space Balls, Independence Day, the President Whitmore speech and The Sinner. Would you eat granola for 2 weeks straight for free food for life? Would you sit in traffic for 2 weeks to never hit traffic again? How do you get someone to stop sending you nudes? YouPorn wedding proposals. THE OFFICE: credit cards, doggy sex, could you survive the Titanic? What superpower would you pick if it can with zero responsibility?

Kirk Minihane skypes in from his car to discuss his new podcast with Barstool, negotiating vacation time with Dave, and how he thinks it will all end. Jon Taffer visits the new studio and chats with KFC and John about Big Brain, his new show Marriage Rescue, bar fights, and sharing you location with your spouse. KFC recaps his weekend including tubing down a river and being rescued by a stoolie. OJ and Bill Cosby are both tweeting. Voicemails include: how to curve and beating MJ when he is 75.

Kayce and Feits both admit they should never be the one to plan a bachelor/bachelorette party. Kayce had an interesting experience on a cruise ship, Bruins lose the cup and Boston suffers, Luke Voit mashes a homerun in KFC's face on air, AJ the mom kisser calls in, Nate took a tour with OAR

Theo Rossi chats with Feits about his new movie Vault, Sons of Anarchy, Marilyn Manson, and his own murder. Jo Koy talks to KFC about producing his own special when no one else believed in him, Robin Williams, and his 30 years in the comedy game. Topics from The Office: 1992 Olympics, Bad tattoos, penguins, treasure hunts, the dangers of 5G. Voicemails: Difficult daily tasks, great sex or great parking. Also, the date for the next KFC Radio LIVE is July 10th. Get your tickets here: https://www.carolines.com/comedian/kfc-radio-live/

The legendary Lisa Ann (1:07:15) joins us to discuss her porn career, her fantasy sports show, and rank the big dick energy in the Barstool office. Canceling passwords and multi-texters. The porn AP poll. David Ortiz getting shot in the Dominican Republic. Bieber "challenges" Tom Cruise to a fight. Voicemails include: can't finish inside, my hot roommate, entrapment.

Young Mantis lived at the Barstool office for a bit, just like Boris used to. YP and his rat deal with groupies on the road, di Weird Haircut Seth make the mural? The Death Snail debate. An offer from Kelsey for a gaycation with Kayce. The Lisa Ann effect on Barstool HQ. OUR Pornhub account. Feits wants another Cup.

Kaz from Flagrant 2 (@RealLifeKaz) comes by to talk about getting a full Brazilian wax, the LJ 4-point play, SoulCycle with Flo Rida, Pitbull's net worth and great moments in interracial porn history. The Office topics: deforestation, nipple hair, Native American burial grounds, fear of technology. Also who gets the nickname Tom Terrific, KFC is Mr. Glass and John is Bruce Willis, Chernobyl and Pearl Harbor.

KFC and Feits chat with Josh Hopkins about Whiskey Cavalier, being strikingly handsome, cabarets in Prague, and True Detective. The Clancy brothers do more nerd talk after their appearance on Robbie Fox's podcast My Mom's Basement. The blue check brigade making a fool of themselves trying to come at Zero Blog Thirty. Voicemails: drinking dip, death snail, live in the worst state or never in the USA, selling sperm, best feeling ever 

KFC, Carrabis and Kayce discuss love letters and break up notes. Best of last week including Paige Spiranac feeding Jared vegetables, her worst date ever and why she doesn't want to play Riggs in golf again. Marty Mush gets real sweaty when he dogs a rat. Jetski and his quest to be the next Frankie. The infamous Keebler letter. Behind the scenes of Barstool Big Brain.

Feitelberg via satellite to update us on the St. Louis guys getting dominated by Dave and the Boston crew. The White Knights and Blue Check brigade have a problem with the Bruins letting Barstool sponsor rally towels. Best mainstream movie sex scenes, worst TV shows/movies if they came out in the social media era, getting intimidated by hot girls, and taking nudes in advance. The Short Porch idiots (Hubbs & Tommy Smokes) join to talk Mets and Yankees. Luke Voit, fat Gary Sanchez, Pete Alonso, the Red Sox disaster of a bullpen, and who will sign Kimbrel. 

Mitchell Tenpenny (1:00:36) gives us a definitive answer on if Lil Nas X is country music, his thoughts on Billy Ray Cyrus, Taylor Swift, and whether or not he washes his legs. KFC is back from Memorial Day Weekend with no stories to tell except his hatred for parades, fireworks and umbrellas. Intern Josh gives us the Ten Croc Commandments. Voicemails include: what is the Dewey Decimal sytem, paid your friends off, ass soap, and senior pranks.

Would you date a girl while she was in a relationship with a sugar daddy? How do you measure your dick? YP vs Feits for the Stanley Cup. Should weed be legalized? Does anyone actually know what CBD is? YP really likes to choke people and not ina  sexual way. Who would you want a Cameo shout out from? Who is your celebrity hall pass? What's your favorite acapella song. And the worst guy to tell you about weed calls in to tell your he isn't high and that water is super dangerous.