Larry Miller Show

Hear Larry's review of Wonder Woman and a nod to the anniversary of D-Day. Then Larry recites George Henry Boker's "Sonnet XXX" (which is not a dirty poem, by the way). And we hear about the Scarlette Johansen movie "Lucy." http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Downtown? That's not good news for anybody."

Larry has high expectations for the new Wonder Woman movie and talks about his love of Wonder Woman. Plus Larry recites another Ogden Nash poem and waxes nostalgic for the stop-motion ancient monsters in Clash Of The Titans. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote Of The Week: "This rooster is in it for business."

Larry gives a tip of the hat to the late great Roger Moore. Plus a remembrance of the anniversary of The Brooklyn Bridge and Grauman's Chinese Theater and his time spent at both. And Larry recites the moving poem "Before Vicksburg" by George Henry Boker. Then he talks about the classic movie "The Fighting Sullivans." Quote Of The Week: "I need a limo, but also one for my elephant."

Larry gets in line with all of the dumb husbands for Mother's Day. And Larry recites the moving Melville poem "Gettysburg." Then Larry does a loving tribute the classic musical movie "Showboat." Quote of the Week: "Every Father was a chubby comedy writer." http://LarryMillerShow.com

We have our first guest ever -- Larry's son who is about to be deployed overseas! But before that, hear about if Mr. Doorman stole the couch, the movie "Jaws," Larry's extremely broken toilet seat and what "Marine tough" is. (Hint: It has something to do with the broken toilet seat and hot sauce.) Quote of the week: "I wasn't looking for it for free. Well, I was." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Kids don't understand why adults hold stairs in so much contempt, but Larry explains it. Plus, Larry talks about an audition, his never-ending love of Hollywood and family vacations. Also, Larry recites "Spring comes to Murray Hill" by Ogden Nash and talks about the classic Stanley Kubrick movie Spartacus. Quote of the week: "I was dreaming about Ann Margaret or something." http://LarryMillerShow.com

Larry gets a weekend all to himself with the family out of town and has the best time a man can have alone -- he does nothing. He also talks about the classic movie, The Blues Brothers. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Mr. Miller, did you bring enough for everyone?"

Larry does a tribute to the 75th anniversary of The Doolittle Raid and a tip of the hat to the late, great Don Rickles! Plus a glimpse of tax time on the island of Milleronia! LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "I would drop my luggage to laugh." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry needs a new car and a '64 Fury III is not an option. Hear about the jailbird Irwin and the string of dicey used cars he sold Larry's dad. Then Larry talks about the movie West Side Story and the great poem "The New Colossus" by Emma Lazarus. Plus, tales of a miniature statue of liberty in Manhattan. This is another fun one! http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of The Week: "He drove that until it De-Simca-ed itself." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry talks of his love for The Three Stooges and his son's recent promotion in the Marines. Plus, a discussion of the classic movie "Lady Eve." Then, Larry recites a sonnet by James Russell Lowell. Quote of the week: "Wouldn't it be lavaly." http://LarryMillerShow.com

Larry talks about the importance of appreciating the fleeting gift of good health. And he does another lap around the basepath, discussing "Pride of the Yankees" again. Plus we have some mountain man toughness, as he recites "A Hero" by Robert William Service. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "So-called huge people are usually idiots." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry has more trepidation about his son going to a St. Patrick's Day parade than when he was shipped overseas. Plus, some more drunk St. Patrick's anecdotes -- like his friend peeing on the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Then Larry recites the poem "A Dog's Mistake" by the great Australian bush poet Banjo Paterson, and discusses the Paul Newman classic movie "Hombre." http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Hey, they're drunk!"

Larry talks about his least favorite character in WWII documentaries, who happens to be his least favorite person maybe ever. Will you be surprised at who it is? Probably zero chance of that. Then, Larry recites a poem by the great Australian writer Henry Lawson and talks about the classic noir film "The Big Sleep." http://LarryMillerShow.com

Larry deconstructs a classic Alka Seltzer commercial and celebrates national pancake day at the INTERNATIONAL House of Pancakes! And then he talks about the Elizabeth Taylor epic Cleopatra and recites A Night Thought by William Wordsworth. http://LarryMillerShow.com

One of Larry's dogs gets skunked and lives to tell the tale. Plus some well-deserved admiration for Jill St. John. And Larry talks about watching World War II shows with his Marine son and celebrating his wife's birthday. http://LarryMillerShow.com

Larry turn clickbait into podbait and ruminates on his favorite babes from Star Trek! The Larry recites the classic poem "To A Waterfowl" by William Cullen Bryant, then asks and sings about how much is that doggy in the window. Plus, we discuss the Hope and Crosby classic, "The Road To Morocco." http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Someone must be casing the joint." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

A Valentine's Day ambush by Larry and why won't Larry throw out a hazelnut almond milk creamer even though it's absolutely disgusting? Plus, the story of the real St. Valentine. Then Larry recites a poem by the great beat poet Allen Ginsberg. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "It's fun to say, but not fun to drink." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry welcomes home his son from his first tour of duty in the Middle East. Plus a tribute to Professor Irwin Corey, Barbara Hale and John Hurt. And at some point, Larry does his first-ever Jim Morrison impression. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "I'm always willing to be suspicious at the drop of a hat." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

We give tip of the hat to the late Mary Tyler Moore and Miguel Ferrer. And Larry talks about seeing himself on an episode of Seinfeld while being on the road with Seinfeld. Now, let's get those corn flakes back in the box. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "If you can't fly in your underwear then, when can you?" Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry is baffled by the Iowa caucuses and the news coverage around them. Then, he owns up to having spent $100 on a bottle of wine. Was it worth it? Tune in to find out! And find out what the Rabbi said in Hawaii, what makes a mad day at black rock and hear the poem "Bury Me In A Free Land" by Frances Harper. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the Week: "They get a hurricane about every 40 minutes and it kills everyone." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox