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Every year, Merriam-Webster Dictionary adds new words that have impacted the English language the past year. The dictionary's editors have just released this year's list and Phil has some issues with some of them. What do you think?

Despite what it seems like, there IS good news in the world. So, Phil wanted to highlight some good news...but it's way outnumbered by idiots, so we have some GOOD NEWS AND IDIOTS OF THE DAY COMBO!

Bad haircuts. Man, they can be the worst. Phil is going through, what he refers to as, a "bad hair time"...but what if you're not as aware of your "do" as The Philbio? Thankful, you can use Phil's insights with the TOP 5 SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD HAIR STYLIST!

A Washington man appeared to have brought a grenade to an airport...and they let him go. Find out the details to that story and more in IDIOTS OF THE DAY!

A man walks into a North Carolina Waffle House with his "AK-47" and said he was going to rob the place. Unfortunately for him, someone noticed something...off, about his weapon. Find out the details to that and more in IDIOTS OF THE DAY!

A man was pulled over in Flori-DUH with...something unusual on the hood of his car. There's a reason this is Phil's FAVORITE STORY OF THE DAY!

This year, President Obama hosted almost 30,000 people for the 138th White House Easter Egg Roll. Did you hear what people were saying? I can't believe no one is reporting on the TOP 5 THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE 2016 WHITE HOUSE EASTER EGG ROLL!

Unfortunately, the world that we live in seems to have nothing BUT bad news. Fortunately, there IS good news in the world and Phil brings you the story of one young man who "went viral" for all the right reasons...

We've given you the Sweet Sixteen of East Tennessee Cheeseburgers. NOW, Phil has tabulated the votes on the Elite Eight Cocktails & Appetizers and gives you The Philbio Friday Favorite Final Four! • Bonefish Grill’s Mussels Josephine Pinot Noir OR Martini Macanudo Cigar • DRINK’s Steak Tartare SoRus Martini with Three Blue Cheese-Stuffed Olives Arturo Fuente Cigar • Abuelo’s 1800 Hand-Shaken Martini Abuelo’s Seared Yellowfin Tuna Ashton Cabinet Cigar • Northshore Brasserie’s Charcuterie Plate SoRus Martini Cohiba Cigar

We took your votes, put them into the machine and we have our Sweet Sixteen Cheeseburgers of East Tennessee! What seed did your favorite burger end up at? What is missing from this list? Let us know! Stock & Barrel Five Guys Litton’s Aubrey’s Mooyah’s Hot Rods 50’s Diner Chow Hall The Other One Sam & Andy’s Smoky Mountain Brewery Beach at Tellico Hoskins Drug Store Bad Daddy’s Burger Bar Tinsley-Bible Drugs Co. Cheesecake Factory Long’s Drug Store

Coming this November, Philbio Pictures presents a retelling of a modern classic...

How's your bracket looking? Was your bracket one of the many that got blown up when Middle Tennessee knocked off Michigan State? Did you have Kentucky going deep? You aren't alone, feeling bummed out, AND we got an icy start on the first full day of Spring! So, Phil wrote a little something to hum to yourself...

Where were you when the St. Patrick's Day Parade of 2016 went south? Phil was on-the-scene live, giving us a play-by-play or the parade when... you're just going to have to listen....

Some good news for famous people who have run into trouble with the law AND a bonus breakdown of "Puff, The Magic Dragon"! If that doesn't sound stupid, I don't know what would! It's Stupid News!

Every creative person knows that sometimes, creatively, you're in a funk. None of your ideas stick or don't get the reaction you were hoping for. Afraid he's falling in one of those ruts, Phil did an exercise on-air to help his creativity flow. The results were...well, just listen....

Phil asked the question, "Have you ever been caught in the act?" on-air and we got some great calls. Some people told about the time they skipped school, another told about the time he tried to buy a beer, but one caller told Phil about, and I quote, "the first and last time I attempted to shoplift..."

You've seen the finished result (and can check out the picture on our Facebook), but hear the process of Landon being....THE LANDONALD!

An Illinois woman was pulled over, when police saw...something unusual about this woman's car. The details to this and more in IDIOTS OF THE DAY!

Hey, is your name Jason? And did you get with a chick in a porta potty at the 1996 KROCK show in New York? If you answered "Yes" to both of those questions, your child would like to meet you! The details in this edition of BITS & PIECES....

"Hitting rock bottom" can mean a lot of different things to different people. But I think we can agree Phil might have just found the perfect moment to realize you "hit rock bottom"... THEY BREED! THEY VOTE! THEY ARE IDIOTS OF THE DAY!