George Perez Stories

When Ezone from BREAL-TV cruises over to the GPS studio its an overcast type of day, blunt after blunt, joint after joint shit gets weird like usual. SideDick Eddie gets mad when he finds out its illegal that you CAN'T get head in a couple states in the U.S.A. We Find out that all of us have been drugged by someone else in the past. Knowledge gets dropped on the Aztec culture, on medicated food and the 2nd amendment. Find out where I stand on AR-15....Comment, Download, Follow, Subscribe #TakeashowerLakerPower@GeorgePcomedy @SideDickEddie@Flavorsbyezone@_thatonex

#56 ain't like every other GPS episode and probably not gonna have another one like this. Its a double threat and you will know what I mean if you listen up fuckers! But for this episode Gilbert from The Kickback Podcast LA cruises thru with them craft beers. Them 8% craft shit and the Kurupt MoonRocks got to us and made shit weird at the GPS studio. Talk about getting kicked out and kicking bitches out! How cocaine is like weed theres different stains out there of that shit too. SideDick Eddie lets us know about the midget at the strip club you gotta listen to this you guys been waiting for it.....Download, Rate, Subscribe, Follow#TakeAShower@GeorgePComedy@SideDickEddie@_thatonex@thekickbackpodcastla

Double GPS celebrity special for #55, so we heard you guys asking for Technical Foul Raw and Steve Flye so got them together for this motha fucken one!!! Guess what though they weren't ready!! They hadn't heard we were sponsored by The Real Kurrupt Moonrocks and didn't know what was in stored for them. Steve Flyee talks how white people handle fetishes and working with handicap strippers. Unexpectedly Technical Foul Raw drops some mean knowledge about the homeless riverbed in Anaheim Cal, how they got evicted, who died, who was the main homeless, and what was deal they got from the Government. All I got say is they found 5000 needles in a 3 mile length homeless campsite. Download, Rate, Subscribe, Follow#takeashowerwhitepower@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@_thatonex@Osoflye

Old school old school middle school old school for #54 a childhood homie Rubensito cruises thru to the GPS studios and he wasn't expecting how we get down here. The Real Kurupt MoonRocks and the Pacificos did there job like always and shit got weird. Rubensito tells us about the crazy accident he went though, and stories from when me and him lived in a garage get brought up. SideDick Eddie gets down with his weekly rant! And shit gets explained why we lagged in on last weeks episode.Download, Rate, Subscribe, Follow#takeashowerwhitepower@GeorgePcomedy@_thatonex@SideDickEddie@The.Real.Moonrocks

For episode #53 we keep it tight and personal at the G.P.S studios for this one just SideDick Eddie, Xavier and I. You know the recipe a couple Pacificos some of The Real Kurupt Moonrocks and shit gets weird. Shit gets explains how Storage Wars, American Pickers killed my weekend hustle. Knowledge gets dropped on how strippers deal with there family situation and how they "prepare" for the future. And I Perosnally let you know why Cocaine should be legal and explain what a Whorchata really means.Comment, Download, Subscribe, Rate, Follow#takeashowerwhitepower@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@_thatonex@Real.Kupurt.Moonrocks

Episode #52 I don't know what to say about this one shit got NASTY weird here at the GPS studio. Maybe it was a combination of The Real Kurupt Moonrocks, The Pacificos, and our special guest Vanessa Johnston. She's a stand up comic and host of The Morbid Report. She drops knowledge on how lesbians have sex in detail, how she found out she was bisexual, and I tell you why I don't watch porn anymore....#takeashowerpornopowerComment, Download, Follow@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@_thatonex@VanessaVJohnston@the.real.Kurupt.moonrocks

Its GEORGE PEREZ STORIES and its back for episode #51. I'm back from the road, ready, and recovered, Arizona took care of your Boii. Special guest for tonight I got my boiii Jesus Trejo here at the studio staying sober while we do our thing, thanks again to The Real Kurupts Moonrocks for that. Knowledge gets dropped on garage sales, old antiques, old video games basically how to make a real quick come up on the weekends. Jesus Trejo lets us know why he is petrified of dogs, btw Killer got no attention. You guys aint ready for this answer of if he fucked a homeless or not.... Comment, Download, Subscribe, Rate, Follow#Takeashowerwhitepower@GeorgePComedy@SideDickEddie@JesusTrejo1@_Thatonex@The.Real.Kurupts.Moonrocks

For episode #50 here at the GPS studio we did something different, something for the guest!! Tonights guest is SUPERFAN Megaman6980 he didn't fuck around like he mentioned. He cruised thru with a 24 pack of craft beer, hit that Real Kurupts Moonrocks and he went deep and shit got weird. SideDick Eddie drops knowledge on what STANKY PUSSY is, and how lazy baby mamas are the worst! Megaman lets into the world of online dating, talks about his craigslist fucking spree and explains in detail what and how exactly cuckolding works..... You aint ready!! Comment, Download, Rated#takeashowerwhitepower@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@_thatonex@Megaman6980@The.Real.Kurupts.Moonrock

For episode #14 for the lost unreleased deleted one we got Ras_dude from BRealTV back to back for this one. SideDick Eddie and Ras_dude the Alley Christ don't fuck around and down an eighth of shrooms, I stick to the usual a couple Pacificos and pack some bowls of the Real Kurupts Moonrocks and shit gets weird. SideDick Eddie talks about an ex-cowoker John GETS NO PUSSY GUNTHER how he stank so bad and how they dealt with it. The myth of La Llorona gets explained, alien and ghost theories get brought up but you ain't ready for it they get FUCKEN DEBUNKEDComment, Download, Subscribe, Rate,Follow#TakeaShowerWhitePower@GeorgePComedy@SideDickEddie@Ras_Dude@_Thatonex@The.Real.Kurupts.Moonrock

OH SHIT Ras_Dude from Brealtv cruises through to the GPS studio for episode #49. This Alley Christ aint no joke, he comes thru with some major wax for the dabs, pulls out some shrooms for him and SideDick and you know what to expect shit gets weird. Ras_dude tells us how it was to grow up in Guam, about his first Vegas trip which was on acid and explains to us what exactly are his Alley reviews and how shit goes down while recording them.....Comment, Download, Subscribe, Rate, FollowTake a Shower White Power@GeorgePComedy @SideDickEddie @Ras_dude@_thatonex@the.real.kurupts.moonrockhttp://rasdude.com/

For episode #48 shit was getting weird right off the bat with just SideDick Eddie and I. The Real Kurupt MoonRocks got to us quick as fuck and put us in our place. But half way thru the podcast the homie blessed us and brough over an excoworker of mine SIN, and FUCK shit gets deep real real quick. She drops knowledge on how pimps recruit brand new strippers, how it goes down in the half hour room, and not to mention she gives tips on how to get the most for your money at a strip club......Comment, Download, Subscribe,Rate#takeashowerstripperpower@georgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@_Thatonex

Lunch Break specials for you fuckers!! Its a random ass Thursday here at the GPS studio, and the usual goes down between the wolfpack and I. Light up a couple pre-rolls from The Real Kurupts Moon Rocks a couple Pacificos get put down and shit gets weird. SideDick lets us know about the slutty teachers he had back in the day, find out who had the biggest titties in 1993 and some useful knowledge on being locked up in prison get brought up. #takeashowerwhitepowerComment, Download, Subscribe, Rate, Follow @GeorgePcomedy @SideDickEddie@_thatonex@the.real.kurupts.moon.rocks

Episode #46 ain't no joke here at the GPS studio, we got a returning guest MOTHA FUCKEN Steve Flye!!! He sat down and got introduced to The Real Kurupt Moon Rocks pre-rolls and shit got weird they aren't messing around with that 60-65% THC in there. But with three strip club Djs you know exactly what to expect, Stripper talk, how Flye's first Tinder hook up went, the oldest pussy all three of us have hit, and find out about stalker ex boyfriends....Comment, Download, Subscribe, Rate#takeashowerblackpower@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@OsoFlye@The.real.kurupts.moonrock@_Thatonex

Since we been lagging it the past couple of weeks the GPS studio is hitting you up with an extra one this week The Lunch Break Special!! Ever since we got The Real Kurupts Moon Rocks as the sponosors it aint the same around here. Those moon rocks ain't no joke not to mention the 24 we got in the fridge but like always shit gets weird!! We let you know how important a bouncer is at a strip club, some jail terms get discussed, and how to avoid a DUI if you gotta drive no matter what. By the way SideDick ARMY listen up, as he explains how to pregame before any event and if you're an uber/lift driver you don't wanna listen to SideDick Eddie rant. Comment, Download, Subscribe, Rate , FollowTake a Shower White Power@GeorgePComedy @SideDickEddie@the.real.Kurupts.moonrock

Sorry for the delay on episode # 44. Shit gets explained why just stay tuned, but its fucken out so what more do you want!! George Perez Stories is back in full effect it was just SideDick Eddie and I some of that Real Kurupt Moonrocks which aint no joke, and shit gets weird! The crazy things illegal aliens do to obtain U.S. Citizenship gets brought up, how the Government is trying to take straps away from the hood, and find out how Ghetto it is where SideDick Eddie lives.....Comment, Download, Follow, Subscribe Take a Shower White Power@GeorgePcomedy @SideDickEddie @_thatoneX@the.real.kurupts .moonrock

Episode #43 of George Perez Stories is out, we go back to back this weekend it aint no joke. A grade school homie Tony Acuna the rep of "The Real Kurupt's Moonrock" cruises thru to the GPS studio on this random ass Tuesday! SideDick Eddie did his thing with the blunts and the "The Real Kurupt's Moonrock" and shit gets weird those Moonrocks don't fuck around and the racks of beer didn't help either. Tony Acuna lets us know about party crews and how he ran that shit back in the day. He also explains exactly whats in "The Real Kurupt's Moonrock" and where to find them. And don't forget to stay tune till the end for SideDick Eddie's rant and how the strippers harass us on the clock.....Comment, Download, Follow, Subscribe@GeorgePComedy@SideDickEddie@The.Real.Kurupts.Moonrocks@ahkunia@_Thatonex

Episode #42 is no joke, shit didn't go as planned. Jen Murphy the Stand-up Comedian and Actress cruises thru to the GPS studio and shits not the same. It becomes a sober Monday, even though she got us drinking wine, the equipment low-key takes a shit on us but you know shit still got weird. Jen Murphy had us explain to her how to do cocaine out of an asshole and how to eat that mothafucker and how to handle a hangover the right way. Tune in to find out the right way to choke a bitch and how Jen Murphy woke up pissed on.....Comment, download, follow, subscribe @GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@_Thatonex@Jenmurphycomedy

Episode #41 is more like a throw back Thursday!! SideDick Eddie and I go back in time with this one. Probably because it was a sober night for us.... well what we consider sober. SideDick Eddie brings the rig out and EX-GIRLFRIENDS started to slide into the conversation. The girl who thinks she devirginatized, how Mexican help the earth stay Green, how I boned in a bathroom with a mattress in it. Trust me thats not even half the story tune in..........Comment, Download, Subscribe, Rate#takeashowerwhitepower@GeorgePcomedy@sideDickEddie@_thatonex

Its a pack house at the GPS studio for episode #40 no joke! Had some BIG cats chilling with us tonight. Had Hoobsglass and Matt Robertson glass blowing artist and honestly thats an understatement. Check there Instgrams if you doubt me it impressive what they can do with glass. And like always shit gets weird, a fridge full of beers, weed by FlavorsByEzone and shit it gets interesting. Moon and flat earth conspiracies get brought up, knowledge gets drop on the illuminati glass and they talk about the million dollar piece they created with 18 other artist.... THEY AINT NO JOKEComment, Download, Follow, Subscribe@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@Robertson.glass@Hoobsglass@FlavorsByEzone@_thatoneX

Way back in the day Homegirl Naomi cruise thru over to the GPS studios, on this wonderful motha fucken Monday!! Its Episode #39 on George Perez Stories and like usual we got a 24 pack of Pacifcos a couple of blunts SideDick rolled up. Catch the tutorial on Instagram and Pericsope. But like shit here it always gets weird and crazy! SideDick Eddie get political and explains why he low-key supports trump. Naomi and George drop knowledge on what exactly a Paisa is. Lets not mentions the RANT by SideDick and George which had no fucks given....Comment, Download, Follow, Subscribe#takeashowerhalloweenpower@GeorgePcomedy@SideDickEddie@_thatonex