Suite Buddies

Jonny Mayer recap, Toto idiot, drunk on a mother fuckin' plane, Scopes crushing on Miles Teller, Pavone won't let us see his drunk texts, Kansas City is the absolute worst, the Buddies solve the problem of getting fired from the Trump Presidential cabinet, welcome to Moe's, credit scores blow, framework for divorce, Mike licks plates clean and more!

Chris is late again and Mike is sour, Thanks to all the Buddies out there who came to our last live show!, brutal after-party hangovers, Buddy Vassy is in the Suite, Alex and Chris finally reveal their secret trip to Los Angeles (the buddies are a wonderland), the squirrel is back, New Game! "Which Buddy Knows the Buddies, the Best?!" and more!

Silly dads, Pavone gets a wallet, who gets the card?, frozen beer, Italian street fair, Jerry the dog, Mike blacks out, The Buddies solve the marijuana issue facing America, Senator Scopo & more!

Bickering up top, the f*ck seat, Utah is white as hell, Scopes isn't built well, Beach Boys, abysmal geography lesson, Rodney Dice Clay, philoso-raptor, booze at weddings, charity work is someones drug, what do Orthodox Jews do with their money?, Trump hair, puke in the sheets, lil party in the Suite, 4th stories, hangover text fear, floor pizza, Scopo becomes a zombie when too drunk, the GOP, BUDDY SOLVERS: Health Care & more!

Happy 4th of July!, shaved apes, Sixteen Hundred and Twelve, the history of Independence Day, the 13 Colonies, secret LA visit, Alex "the Burr" Pavone, Clinically Stupid, shaved a few asses, you're asking me?, buddy we'er fucked, weed trouble, the Buddy Solvers: North Korea, World Leader Royal Rumble, blurred porn, Hollywood Hitler, sneaky Italian fucks, Buddy Mail & more!

There was a real garbage issue with the new Suite Remodeling, Mike had a pizza tour go sideways, Scopo forgot he cheated on his diet, T-shirt Gun Mike, Phoenix hates Mike and more!

Scopo hates the Mets, can opener thief, Happy bday Pavy, scam fail, Mike is losing his mind and is still sober, Yoga, No Grains No Sugars No Balls, Sweet dick, weeeeeeed, Suite Buddies LIVE in NYC, Mrs. Doubtfire, another Suite Upgrade!, birthday card, cartoons as kids, moms are the best, Scopo family, the Baseball House, Pavone and the cops, Buddy Mail & more!

This episode is hilariously all over the place, much like our current president.  Donnie does not appear, condone or even know this podcast exists.   This week:  Theme songs, Mikey orphan, the POW gets an upgrade but not without problems, are we moving to Chicago??, Pavone dodges a former flame, Chris can't talk good, Mike did a hell gig in Staten Island, the Staten Island Sound, Mike treats himself to yet another play, Suite diet, Ovaltine straight up, listener Mail,

Mikes nieces visit and talk mad sh*t about the Buddies, we got some emails from the ladies!, the buddies took a GED practice test to see which buddy is the dumbest…the results may surprise you!

Birmingham food scene is on FIRE, fisher Chris, the Suite got a scrub down, bath time?, Mikes baby nieces in town!, nanny state, a toddler burns Pavone, Suite Email, Scopo Sound Effects, Mo the Parrot, pedicure Mike, Mike don't start shit won't be no shit, Homeless coffee, Suite Politics & more!

The Suite is at Riotcast!, Mike is on the road and calls in, crouching tiger, Alien?, Timbits donut holes, new buddies in the suite, Scopo is looking it with the buddies out of town, Alzheimer's?, Mikes pop Sal makes an appearance, Scopo quits everything, Vine stars stink on hot ice, Mike markets himself a fatty, the Scopo's were on a boat, floating by your asshole, Mike is too big for a boat, poor mamma Albanese couldn't feed Mike enough, Scambanese Sr., 6 Flags Jet Ski, bruised balls & smashed ears, flipping boats, town flooded for a lake, lake poops, we call him sizzler because he's fried, Mike loses it, Scopo is a bad friend, Hollywood Neel Nanda, Pavy and Scopo are scared of guns and more!

The Suite is still in the midst of a riff with each other, Mike roasted a friend of the Suite Kase Raso for Comedy Central's "Toastmasters" at The Stand Comedy Club in NYC, Scopo scams Mike for snacks, disgusting bodges buffet, Scopo follow up to his Florida trip (hint: it got a little rocky), Mike quit dating and Alex never started, Derek Jeter had a hell of a dating run, Scopo thinks he is a God at all athletics, Alex and Scopo fight and Mike is playing both sides, SCHMOOBS!, the Buddies discuss if they have met any of their "Great Ones" as described by one of the greatest films of all time "A Bronx Tale" and more!

The Suite ain't happy, Mike hates sports and almost fought an old man in Central Park, Scoop!, the Central Park Picasso, Alex is on an edible, soap on a rope, trash stories with Scopo, the fu*king unions man, "save fine arts!", little Pavone starred in an Olympics commercial, drunk car rental, thats what you think?!, love letter & more!

What happened when Mike went on a second date? A follow up from "Ep: 18: The Worst Day of Her Life", Chris bombed at a Vegas Night event in Delaware, Chris got dumped by his therapist, Central Park boat adventure, laundry fire, Mike might have been hypnotized into stalking a lady for a few blocks, Alex went on a date…FINALLY!, Oh Helllloooo!,

Nobody wins at the casino, Mike learned craps, helicopter buzz, the squirrel is starting to come back, Canada has a goose guy, Mike almost gets ditched at a gig, fixin' up the suite, NYC is heating up, road rage, angry parents, buddies as kids, young buddies in comedy…uhhh this is gross, BUDDIES DO THE NEWS, executions and death penalty opinions

The suite got a scrub down and Mike had what he thought was a pretty fantastic date until he got home...that's when things got weird.    Buddy and fellow comic Cate Weinberg (@cateweinberg) hangs out! 

Mike is BACK IN THE SUITE!, Alex took over Mikes room, Chris claims Mikes room stinks, Mike saw a tall little person, Mike shit on a plane, the Suite gets a little rude, Pavone is mad at someone, panic attack Mike, geography vs. geometry,  celebrity sightings, Eric Andre party, peeing in famous front yards, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCOPO!, Scopo is an "angler", NEW SEGMENT: "Accents by Chris Scopo", Alex actually knows words, softball stories and more!

LIVE from the Riot Cast Studios, Mike calls in from LA, the lady bird herself from the You Know What Dude Podcast Lauren Kubera joins the buddies, ole shit stains Pavone, Mike stays nude at hotels, Kubera is Jersey trash, Kubera sleepover, LA sucks for comics, corporate Mike, outdoor Mike, stolen luggage Mike, bombing from LA Mike, Jay avoided Mike in LA, checking the ole email account, Kubera puts her stamp on the buddies good looks, and more!

Chris is late…AGAIN!, Papa Pavone visit recap, Chris lived in New York during 9/11 and we hear his experience, DO NOT VISIT www.RSDB.org!  We repeat, do NOT go to the Racial Slur Database…it is very offensive and we do not condone the hilarity it contains.   Mike saw the remake of Beauty and the Beast alone on a Saturday night, ♪♪ party cock is in your mouth tonight ♪♪ and more!

Very special guest!  Alex Pavone brings his father Emidio "Herm" Pavone into the Suite!  We get to the bottom of what makes Alex the psycho he is, learn what Herm thinks of his sons life and chosen path, and more!  I tell ya this....he doesn't like Queens or the Suite.