Overnight Drive

We have the shortest guest appearance ever from Ray The Bouncer, discuss punk cookbooks, and dogs licking toilets. We do this for the kids; not for the system. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 30 is our conspiracy theory spectacular! Justin Kiss sits in and drops some questionable truths about reptilians, JFK, alien satellites, and more! Subscribe through iTunes, leave a review, and tell your weird reptilian friend! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ray The Bouncer joins us in a strange, time warping episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is our 4th of July spectacular. We have fire, beer, women, coyotes, fireworks and more. We also have a location recorded podcast that sounds like garbasge. Sorry/enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I KNOW EVERYTHING HANS SAYS BEFORE HE SAYS IT. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just the two of us. We get back to form, take some Tumblr questions about sports, and hear a story about a pre-internet road trip for sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We ring in our 25th episode with three special guests and a really mean cat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Episode 23 brings us back to form. Hans spends most of the episode trying to tell a story, while I keep interrupting with horseshit. Thanks for listening! We've had a great few weeks for downloads. Tell your weird friend! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Things get weird this week, as Hans is going through some shit. Take the waterslide into his conciousness. Grab a drink, this gets hairy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An Overnight Drive twofer! This episode brings us back to the normal "studio", where we talk about the dissolution of Hans' relationship, take a question that chills us to the core, and speculate on where the owls landed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After our initial attempt to record Episode 20 fell through, I went upstate and we did a livestream instead. Mostly this was Hans getting drunk and weird. We also used an experimental recording technique that failed in a spectacular fashion, so this may sound a little off. either way, Episode 21 is just around the corner. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oops. Put up a bad edit of this podcast, of course the first time I decide not to quickly listen back. go me. Anyway, here's the full episode. This week we discuss people freaking out about Facebook privacy, music videos we used to cuff off to as kids, and the state of my house. As always, if you like the episode, please leave us a review, and tell your weird friend! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ok, normally I use this space to be witty, but we are a lot of days behind on this one. I'll spare you my nonsense. Thanks for listening! If you like it, please leave a review and tell your weird friend! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are so healthy. I just bench pressed a coffee table as a display of virility. Anyway, this week we make up for cutting Episode 16 short by answering questions for the whole show. Serious Q&A ahead. We also give an update on the Sean Doody Dating Game, and get sidetracked half a dozen other ways. Thanks for listening! Leave a review and tell your weird friend! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A little late, but we are sick. Get off of us, man. This week, Hans tells another internet romance story, intertwined with thoughts on punkhouses, baseball, a bouncer putting our friend through the floor, and a dozen other sidenotes. As always, tell your weird friend! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Weird airspace. We spend this week going over Hans' recent date and change in meds, go over our potential carrers in sports, take a question about a threesome, and talk about Ravishing Rick Rude for a really long time. As always, please take a minute to leave us a review, and tell your weird friend! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Back after what feels like a long ass time to me. Hans is off his meds, and I am doing aerobics during the recording, so this episode gets very weird, very quickly. I'm sure somebody will catch feelings over something or other we say. Call a cop, homeboy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Episode 13 Spook-tacular. We tell some scary stories about babies and tasteless New York hicks. I give an update on a former roomate, and we tackle a bunch of questions. Sorry for the brief description, but I am super late for a flight. I'M BUSY, Y'ALL. Tell your weird friend! We will be back next week with Episode 14! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I don't really know what the title means. We spend most of this show tackling the tidal wave of questions that have come in on the Tumblr since Episode 10/11, though we take some time to discuss shingles and strippers. I offend Hans by insinuating that we are not friends. My neighbors have a party. Just another day in paradise. Please leave a review, and tell that weird friend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices