Radio Helpful Snowman

This one is called Blowtorch@psycho.com. I mean, that’s just nuts.

A girl cries monster, and Pete unearths a deep, dark memory of Goosebumps past…

Be careful what you wish for…especially if you wish for a novelization of a TV show based on a novel.

All the Deadtime Stories. All the dead, all the time, all the stories.

Tiny Town Terror is our first Deadtime Story, and it features a hobo/killer doll with the power to create life. Yep. This children’s novel addresses homelessness and slaps god right in the face.

Graveyard School is a Bumpoff series that DEMANDS further exploration. This MAY be the origin of people eating your pets and that whole thing. I mean, it isn’t, let’s be real, but as far a trying to boost the presence of this show in algorithms, IT MAY BE.

Slime Lake is possibly the slimiest lake of all time, but nothing compares to the sliminess of a corporate takeover of Slime Lake!

Goosebumps return with Monster Blood! The slime that is apparently what pumps in the veins of monsters.

Stay out of the basement. Please. I’m begging you. I’m being smothered in this family. I need my space. Just stay out of this godforsaken basement!

A further exploration of the entire Strange Matter series.

We deviate from the main Goosebumped path and into Strange Matter: Bad Circuits. Killer robot versus fear bomb. Plus, the greatest villain, Frank Dunk.

The deadest of dead houses greets us In Goosebumps 1, Welcome to the Dead House! It’s dead!

Here we are, another Podoween, and it’s time for the big reveal! Oh, wait, I already revealed this is Goosebumps year like ten times? Well, okay. This is the OFFICIAL reveal, you pedants.

Two new Mayor of America rules have been handed down.

The Snowlywed Game! Like that other game but, you know, copyright-safe?

Gambling, smoking, gun shootering, and maybe a little naughty kaiju? It’s Helpful Snowman’s Bachelor Party!

We talk books. MY books.

Travel hackery.

Snowbros, minor annoyances, being the rudest person in the room.

All my troubles are behind me now.