Straight Up With Stassi
- Autor: Vários
- Narrador: Vários
- Editora: Podcast
- Duração: 453:55:28
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Love her or hate her, but you cant ignore the sassy, quick-witted Stassi Schroeder, star of Bravos Vanderpump Rules. Never one to hold back on any topic, Stassi is here with a weekly podcast, Straight Up with Stassi, a biting and hilarious look at the world and everyone in it, according to the Queen Bee herself.
Episódios
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The One Where Stassi Is Still Drunk w/ Taylor Strecker
10/09/2025 Duração: 56minStassi is back with bestie Taylor Strecker, fresh from the Downton Abbey premiere in New York (yes, she left on Messer’s 2nd birthday and Taylor calls her out). The premiere was absolutely amazing, and she’s still a little drunk from the after-party of her period-piece dreams—but that doesn’t stop the two from diving into something even juicier: they share the same therapist. Stassi admits she’s not sold on therapy, preferring “de-lu-lu land” over digging up childhood drama, while Taylor explains why it’s helped her relationships. Their honest, hilarious back-and-forth proves why they’re an iconic duo. And in true Stassi fashion, things end with one last pop-culture bombshell: she’s officially over Meghan Markle… and finally hit unfollow.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order. To claim this deal you must go to hiyahealth.com/STASSI.Quince: Keep it classic and cozy this fall with long-lasting staples from Quince. Go to Quince.com/Stassi for free shipping on your order and 365
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Pop Culture, But Make It Jet-Lagged
03/09/2025 Duração: 56minStassi and C-O-Lo are back—jet lagged, slightly blotchy from a late-night spray tan, and ready to dive into pop culture. Stassi shares what it’s like to parent through airports, survive marathon meetings, and still miss her English naps. The girlies unpack Taylor Swift’s engagement, Sydney Sweeney’s headline-making choices (Glenn Powell, Scooter Braun, Bezos’ wedding, and that ballerina ad), and why authenticity is everything in 2025. They gush about Love Thy Nader and debate Dancing with the Stars casting news. Plus, Stassi opens up about mom guilt, Messer’s upcoming birthday vs. the Downton Abbey premiere, and why September feels like the real New Year.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Thrive Causemetics: Maximize your look with minimal effort. Go to thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI for an exclusive offer of 20% off your first order.Nutrafol: For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscriptio
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Maria Georgas is Stassi’s New Spooky Friend at Vanderpump Villa
27/08/2025 Duração: 41minStassi is at the epic Vanderpump Villa with special guest Maria Georges (yes, the almost-Bachelorette), and the conversation is equal parts spooky and soul-baring. Maria shares why she turned down becoming the Bachelorette—proving the power of saying no. They swap stories on relationships (including a Travis Kelce/ Taylor Swift–style dynamic that just works), compare star signs, and laugh over the Mandela Effect moments that still blow their minds.But the villa has its own spooky energy: gunshot echoes, ghost stories, and Maria’s very first “spooky origin story” about her lifelong love of the eerie and unknown. In true Stassi fashion, they keep it fun—laughing through childhood horror obsessions and plotting this year’s niche family Halloween costumes.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Boll and Branch: Get 15% off plus free shipping on your first set of sheets at BollAndBranch.com/stassi. CarGurus: Buy or sell your next car today with Car Gurus at cargurus.comProgressive: Visit Progressive.com after this
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#Cottagecore in the Cotswolds
20/08/2025 Duração: 01h04minStassi is deep in the English countryside, living out her Jane Austen dreams—but with a side of Taco Bell delivery. Joined by Auntie Al and C-O-Lo, she’s juggling parenting, sightseeing, and a few very unexpected roommates (think bats, spiders, and sheep). From winding Cotswold roads and magical villages to pig-in-a-blanket surprises and Amazon packages arriving faster than in L.A., this trip has been anything but ordinary. Along the way, Stassi shares their favorite Cotswold towns, explains why graveyards are secretly joyful, and keeps it real about how social media makes the countryside look picture-perfect—when in reality, it’s crowded, messy, and still completely magical.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Thrive Causemetics: Go to thrivecausemetics.com/STASSI for an exclusive offer of 20% offyour first order.Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order. To claim this deal go to hiyahealth.com/STASSI.Audible: Your first great love story
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Stassi Takes Period Pieces Very Seriously
13/08/2025 Duração: 56minStassi’s in England with C-O-Lo, recording old-school style in a hotel room—no cameras, no plan, just like the early podcast days. But between a work trip, no nanny, and Beau forgetting the stroller, it’s been pure survival mode. “Auntie Al” flew in to help wrangle the kids after the nanny couldn't go, while Messer decided mid-flight that he only wanted his mom (goodbye wine-and-period-piece fantasy). They dive deep into Stassi’s period piece obsession—her best, worst, and most historically inaccurate picks—and sneak in a little countryside magic between toddler alarms and winding village roads. So they are here in England… surviving.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Nutrafol: Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code STASSI.LiquidIV: Go to LIQUIDIV.COM and get 20% off your first order with code STASSI at checkout.See Privacy Poli
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Becca Hates Christmas & Birthdays as much as Stassi Hates The Beach
06/08/2025 Duração: 01h05minBecca Tobin from LadyGang joins Stassi as they plan their upcoming dream beach vacay at Ladyworld —despite the fact that Stassi hates sand and Becca thinks holidays are wildly overrated. Christmas? Too much. Birthdays? Too stressful. Hosting parties? Hard pass. The two bond over their shared love of low expectations, laugh about lavish kids’ birthdays, and agree that Elf on the Shelf is a parenting scam. Becca spills on Austin’s $12K light displays, Stassi defends her Christmas tree obsession, and somehow it all makes sense. They also get real about social media boundaries, mom guilt, and why sometimes the quietest days are the most joyful.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Caraway: Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 and you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Quince: Go to Quince.com/stassi for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns.Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order. To claim this deal you must go to hiyaheal
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New Moon in Leo = Rom-Com Energy with Alex Stafford
30/07/2025 Duração: 01h07minStassi’s back with Auntie Al (Alex Stafford) and the new moon in Leo has them both in full rom-com mode. They spiral from nostalgic Lisa Frank school-supply runs and Hartford’s Mary-Kate & Ashley obsession to a mystery Halloween song from their childhood. Stassi shares how matcha runs, flower shop magic, and a slow weekend with her kids snapped her out of her Debbie Downer phase, while Alex tells the ultimate main-character story: one solo happy hour in NYC turned into new friends, late-night stoop talks, and watching the sun rise on the Upper East Side.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:OpenPhone: OpenPhone is offering my listeners 20% off of your first 6 months at OpenPhone.com/STASSI.Minnow: Go to shopminnow.com and enter code MEETMINNOW15 at checkout to receive 15%off your first order.Cook Unity: Go to cookunity.com/stassifree or enter code stassifree before checkout for Free Premium Meals for Life.Skims: Shop SKIMS Fits Everybody collection at SKIMS.com. After you place your order, be sure to let the
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Billionaire Cheaters at Coldplay, Parenting Panic Attacks, and The Real Life Conjuring w/ Taylor Strecker
23/07/2025 Duração: 57minStassi welcomes her bestie Taylor Strecker for a hilarious catch-up filled with pregnancy constipation woes (shoutout to Teddy), suppository confessions, and an official baby girl announcement—the Taylor's are due on Hartford’s due date! Taylor has a full-blown panic attack mid-show when facing her upcoming parenting reality, but rosé saves the day. They talk about hot topics like the Coldplay cheating scandal (she was HR?!), why rich people love affairs, and the wild emotional toll of infidelity. Plus, they spiral over Gwyneth’s unauthorized memoir (how dare they?!), and the real life haunted Annabelle doll that’s literally on tour and the death of her handler.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Thrive Causmetics: Save more with 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSIHiya: Receive 50% off your first order. To claim this deal you must go to hiyahealth.com/STASSI.Thrive Causemetics: Save more with 20% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSINutrafol: For a limited time, Nutrafol is
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Keltie Knight on the Hollywood Hustle, Celebrity Gossip, and Partying at LadyWorld
16/07/2025 Duração: 01h13minStassi is joined by The Ladygang’s Keltie Knight to serve up the perfect girls' catch up with this laugh-out-loud, no-filter conversation. Stassi and Keltie discuss the latest pop culture headlines - including the celebrity cruise - and gush about how much they admire JLo's work ethic. Between Keltie’s wild career confessions (magician’s assistant?!), beauty tweak regrets, and hard-earned wisdom, they land on the ultimate self-care solution: LadyWorld — the ultimate girls’ getaway. Picture three days of beachside bliss with live podcasts, Y2K dance parties, surprise performances, shopping sprees, and more!—It’s summer camp for grown-up girlies, just with better outfits. Tickets are selling fast—don’t miss out!Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Liquid I.V. :Go to LIQUIDIV.COM and get 20% off your first order with code STASSI at checkout.Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Quince: Go to Quince.com/stassi for free shipping on your order and 365 dayThrive Causmetics:
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Finding Your Signature Home Decor Style (& Lo Just Bought Her First!)
09/07/2025 Duração: 01h04minStassi is back with the ultimate home episode because C-O-Lo just bought her very first place—and not just any home, but her first L.A. home. They’re celebrating with a deep dive into the obsessive art of decorating, design regrets, and figuring out your aesthetic one sideboard mistake at a time. Lo shares how she found a townhouse that just felt right, while Stassi reflects on buying her home in 2020 at the perfect moment—like the universe stepped in. They cover dining room dreams, filling empty rooms, and building a space around pieces you truly love. From mismatched metals and elegant toilets to art regrets (bye, Louis Vuitton bubbles) and Anthropologie knobs, it’s a full breakdown of what to do—and what not to do. Plus, should you do an energy cleanse before moving in? Lo says yes. Stassi’s still debating.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Quince: Go to Quince.com/stassi for free shipping on your order and 365 dayReturns.Boll &am
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President of The Hunching Girlies Community
02/07/2025 Duração: 55minIt’s Stassi’s birthday episode, and she’s here to unpack her accidental life hack for celebrating yourself all week long—without throwing a single party. Between martinis, New York adventures, and her complicated feelings about birthday Instagram posts, Stassi shares her best birthday moments, including finding out her birthday is the luckiest day of 2025 and almost missing out on the Chanel boots that became her entire fall personality. Plus, she shares the behind-the-scenes magic of her Gilded Age interview with the cast of one of her favorite shows, what it meant to her as a lifelong historical fiction girlie, and how a flood of body-shaming comments launched her into President of the Hunching Girlies Community. Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Caraway: Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 and you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Nutrafol: Receive $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go t
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Starting Fresh: Closet Purge & Birthday Vibes with Alex Stafford
25/06/2025 Duração: 01h17minIt’s Stassi’s birthday episode! She’s joined by her childhood bestie Alex Stafford—who’s been around since the original “Dracarys” days, long before Blake Lively ruined it—for their annual closet cleanout tradition. Over martinis and Aperol spritzes, they catch up on Blake’s cringe Game of Thrones text, texting habits that trigger anxiety, and accidentally land on a new show intro. Stassi reflects on her shedding season, from big life changes to her massive closet purge, while Alex shares why she’s the ultimate organizing genius. They swap stories from their school days, relive their long-running cleanout ritual, and break down simple, real-life tips for organizing your space and letting go.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Booking.com: Find exactly what you’re booking for. Booking.com, Booking.YEAH! Booktoday on the site or in the app.Hiya Health: Receive 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI.Car Gurus: Buy or sell your next car today with Car Gurus at cargurus.comThrive Causemetics: New custome
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Stassi & Jac Vanek on Ladyworld, Day Drinking, and “B*tch Eating Crackers”
18/06/2025 Duração: 01h04minStassi is joined by LadyGang’s Jac Vanek to talk all things LadyWorld—the first-ever podcast festival happening this September 26-28, 2025 in Miramar Beach, Florida. Jac shares how it all started with a glamping idea and turned into a full-blown interactive weekend with all the famous podcast girlies. They also bond over preferring day-drinking to being out late, they rank their favorite seasons (spoiler: they have completely opposite rankings), and they reminisce about their good ol high school days. Plus, they unpack the chaos of social media—why filters are still cringe, how TikTok makes everyone look suspiciously gorgeous, and what the term “b*tch eating crackers” has to do with Blake Lively. It's millennial nostalgia, influencer burnout, and Aperol spritz vibes all in one.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Minnow: Go to shopminnow.com and enter code MEETMINNOW15 at checkout to receive 15%off your first order.Ro: Ro’s Insurance C
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A Simple Favor with Taylor Strecker
11/06/2025 Duração: 01h17minStassi opens up about how much it meant to have Bestie Taylor Strecker at her SI Miami moment—but the convo quickly turns into a hilarious (and painfully relatable) rant about being “favor allergic.” From DM disasters to one-time-only friendship asks, they break down the unspoken rules of adult boundaries. Taylor watched the new season of And Just Like That... without Stassi. Cue the drama, the Carrie Bradshaw analysis, and a firm decision to finally stop watching. Plus: why Blake Lively’s Instagram is so erratic, how Taylor Swift might be behind the quiet unfollow, and the social media behavior that’s giving Queen Bee narcissist energy.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Boll and Branch: Get 15% off, plus free shipping on your first set of sheets, at BollAndBranch.com/stassi.Hiya Health: Receive 50% off your first order. To claim this deal you must go tohiyahealth.com/STASSI.IRestore: Unlock your best skin with @iRestorelaser an
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model Say What?!
06/06/2025 Duração: 01h06sStassi just checked off a major bucket-list moment—walking the Sports Illustrated runway in a bikini—and she’s never been prouder. Joined by her co-host and confidante Lo, she shares every behind-the-scenes detail of what became one of the best experiences (and trips) of her life. From battling body dysmorphia and last-minute bikini chaos to realizing she actually has a butt in polka dots, Stassi opens up about the fear, the fun, and the emotional high that followed. The energy in Miami was electric, the support online was overwhelming —whether it was the beta blockers or just living in full delulu glory. One thing’s for sure: Stassi had a very big day.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Splendid: Get 20% off at Splendid.com and use promo code STASSI at checkout or when you shop at Splendid in stores.CarGurus: Buy or sell your next car today with Car Gurus at cargurus.comThrive Causemetics: New customers can g
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Boss B*tch, Empath Mom in Delulu Land: Astrology & Soul Talk with Aliza Kelly
28/05/2025 Duração: 01h08minThis week, Stassi goes full witchy with celebrity astrologer and bestselling author Aliza Kelly. The two bond instantly over their nearly identical Capricorn rising signs (only two degrees apart!), and explore what that means for destiny, timing, and survival mode.Aliza breaks down Stassi’s birth chart—Cancer Sun, Scorpio Moon, and born during Venus retrograde—and explains how it’s all connected to her ambition, emotional depth, and love life evolution. From calling out fake TikTok astrology to embracing delusion as a creative power move. Plus: why dressing like your rising sign is a thing, and why your chart doesn’t define you—it frees you. If you’ve ever wondered about your soul’s purpose, this one’s for you.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Pluto TV: Pluto TV is your free streaming app to watch free full movies and TV shows anywhere, on any device. Download today.Ro: Go to RO.CO/STASSI for your free insurance check.Liquid IV: Get
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Airport Fashion, Haunted Dolls & Travel Hot Takes with Kristina Kelly
21/05/2025 Duração: 01h10minStassi’s under the weather but still has the energy to come for Kristina Kelly’s favorite mom bag (the one she’d save in a fire). They debate airport fashion (it’s a runway!), upcoming Italy and Miami trips with the kids, and Stassi’s unforgettable airport paparazzi moment in a onesie. Plus: Stassi’s obsessed with the Annabelle dolls haunted tour and TikTok’s destiny-swapping trend—while Kristina's skeptical (eye-roll included). Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Pluto TV: Pluto TV is your free streaming app to watch free full movies and TV shows anywhere, on any device. Download today.Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com enter promo code STASSI.Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order. Go to hiyahealth.com/STASSI.OpenPhone: OpenPhone is offering my listeners 20% off of your first 6 months at OpenPhone.com/STASSI.Caraway: Visit Carawayhome.com/STASSI10 and take an additiona
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My Rental Kelly Rebuttal
14/05/2025 Duração: 56minStassi is overdue for a solo ep, and this one’s delightfully unhinged—in a post-great Mother’s Day kind of way. She kicks things off with the Taylor Swift subpoena drama, Blake Lively’s messy role, and why Taylor is clearly the real victim. She also reflects on her first actually relaxing Mother’s Day: sleeping in, family breakfast, and sweet, sweet alone time. While digging through old memory boxes, Stassi found her fashion inspo scrapbooks and realized she’s always been that girl. Her style? “Ornamented minimalism.” Plus, she’s coming in hot with a Mini Kelly rant—let’s just say she has more to say after her appearance on Jackie Schimmel's podcast Bitch Bible. And yes, Hartford’s new full-on Spice Girls obsession complete with daily Spice World screenings brings everything full circle.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Progressive: Visit Progressive.com to see if you could save on car insurance.Ro: Ro’s Insurance Checker lets you know if you’re covered for GLP-1s for free. Go to RO.CO/STASSI
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Struggle Bus Chronicles: Miami Trip and Met Gala Thoughts
07/05/2025 Duração: 01h19minStassi and Lo are back from Miami! Is it age, is it kids, or is it just the content creator grind? Stassi's hitting her breaking point explaining why those 'vacation' photos are actually WORK trips involving press tours, insane scheduling, and just trying to keep her eyes open. Plus, Stassi actually enjoyed Miami this time?! She's spilling all the tea about her surprise meetup at the F1, the exclusive parties, and how she FINALLY sees the city's charm. Stassi gets real about the tug-of-war between motherhood and her career, the guilt of leaving her kids, and the desperate need for a couple of lymphatic massages. And because they can’t help themselves, they’re giving their unfiltered opinions on the Met Gala's fashion. Who were their favorites, who were the duds? Let's find out!Thanks for supporting our sponsors!Hiya: Receive 50% off your first order. To claim this deal you must go to hiyahealth.com/STASSIQuince: Go to Quince.com/stassi for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your orderRo: Ro’s In
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Uh Oh, Travis Unfollowed Ryan… w/ Taylor Strecker
30/04/2025 Duração: 01h01minStassi and bestie Taylor Strecker are spiraling (in the best way). Stassi vents about how every day feels like something, whether it’s health stress or life admin. But then—breaking news: Travis Kelce unfollowed Ryan Reynolds. The girls dive into full conspiracy mode. Is Taylor Swift distancing from Blake? Is Ryan actually the problem? The energy is giving controlling ex. Plus, Stassi and Taylor spill all about planning Vanderpump Villa looks, the “effortless but elevated” vibe Stassi was chasing, and why she’s freeing the arms this season. Taylor goes full bow-girl era, plus they unpack the pasta fight between Gabriella and Chef Dom and so much more.Thanks for supporting our sponsors:Nutrafol: Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off any order! Enjoy free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code STASSIGIFT.OpenPhone: Receive 20% off of your first 6 months at OpenPhone.com/stassi.Liquid I.V. : Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to LIQUIDIV.COM and use cod