Ain't That Swell

Swellian Plonk (Order it Here!) Presents... Blitzed: USA Dispatch Day 5 from the ISA World Para Champs Oceanside in Whale's Vagina!  It was a day of mixed emotions and peeeeyeeewer carnage as the Irukandjis fight to make finals day! Collisions and wipeouts smashed half the team out of the competition, while in better news Shoalhaven's Grace Kennedy locked our first medal! Burch was there to capture the action and score a chat with Gerringong's Steve Fox. Finals day tomoz don't miss it! SUPPORT OUR HEROES! DONATE TO THE 2025 IRUKANDJIS PARA TEAM HERE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SUPPORT OUR HEROES! DONATE TO THE 2025 IRUKANDJIS PARA TEAM HERE! Day 4 of the ISA World Games saw the Irukanjis unleash potent stinga vibes straight into the corn-eas of their opposition delivering the worst case of Pink Eye the contest has ever seen. Burch gives us the rundown and catches up with the defending ISA Games World Champ Kai Colless and Swellian Kween Sarah Gibson,See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SUPPORT OUR HEROES! DONATE TO THE 2025 IRUKANDJIS PARA TEAM HERE! Swellian Plonk (GET IT HERE NOW!) Presents… The Great Blitzed / Ask Us a Questions Double Header featuring Irukandjis Weapons Annie Goldsmith and Grace Kennedy, Ronnie’s Dog’s Empty Piklet Sack, Burch’s Full Conny Wrap, High Priests and BG Kooks... and the benefits of meditating with your eyes open. Something for everyone!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Swellian Hmaaaad Plonk (Get your here now!) Presents… Blitzed from the ISA World Para Champs Dispatch Day 2. Our man on the ground Brett Burcher gives us the lowdown on all the action and catches up with Port Macquarie’s finest Toby Begg as he recounts his journey from having a White Shark bite his leg off to representing Oz as a sting-wielding Irukandji! And Deadly finds the missing audio with X2 ISA World Champ our Em Dieters. Bewdy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Swellian Hmaaaad Plonk Presents… (GET IT HERE!) Blitzed on the ground at the ISA World Para Games in Oceanside California. South Coast Cone Pig and Breath Work Bodhisattva Brett Burcher brings us daily dispatches as the Irukandjis fly the flag for the mighty STRAYA! And Brett sits down with two absolute lordish members of the team, Cliffo Gralton and Mark Mono Stewart! Heeeeyeeeeeeew!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ocean Protect (Check em out here!) Presents... Cosmic Apricots Pod 2 From Tubies the surf and building expo at Urban Surf deep dives into protecting what ya love ie: the Ocean! A great sit down with ya boy Smiiiiiivyyyyyyyy and some trailblazing building industry maddogs! Join Surfers for Climate Here Get Swellian Plonk Here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billabong Spec 73 Presents…  Smiv and Deadly are back to talk all things tapped, torched and tubular from this week’s world of shred. From Lee Wilson’s thick veiny Balinese Doom Cone to Mikey Wright’s cock hardening Straight Air in the new Quik flick Washed. Plenty to marinate ya pineal in here! UTFS! Up the financial revolution that's got young Aussies Backs Presents... (Sign up now for a $20 kick in from us using the code "UTFS20" Yeeeeeeew!)    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sun Bum's Club Tropicana (Watch it Here Now!) Presents... Choon: The Swellian Noise Hour with Jack River Jack River aka Holly Rankin is an Australian Music Mega star who not only uses her voice and creativity to inspire and inform us, she's also walking the corridors of power in Canberra dropping elbows onto dodgy backroom deals and creasing big tech's efforts to mine our culture for their own greedy profits! This week Holly and her team delivered a huge win for Australian artists by getting the Albo government to protect our creative integrity by making corpo reptiles have to PAY for using our art, song, word and souls! A rare win for the good guys and one we had to celebrate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's only one Barton Lynch - World Champ, Hall of Famer, Pipe and Bells Winner are just a few of his achievements on the board, but more than all of that he's our tribal spiritual elder who has helped create one of the best and most enduring grommethood experiences on Earth with BL's Blastoff which is kicking off agin November 1. Tap into the eternal fire of the Stoked Bloke as he reflects on his own grommethood and what sets the Blastoff apart from other junior events as it hits year 20. For info check out BL's BLAST OFF right here!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ocean Protect (Check em out here lords!) Presents... Cosmic Apricots Live from TUBIES with Trade Lords, MPS, Sustainable Building Experts, Joshy Kirkman and More all trying to do good shit for the planet through reimagining the building sector... Rip in while the rip in rips in!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brought to by TUBIES at Urbansurf this weekend!  Holly Wawn is a female pro surfer doing the biggest carves in women's surfing right now. She rides for VANS, Ritual and others, has had parts in Dane Reynold's films, hosted Pool Parties in Palm Springs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In celebration of Oscar Langburne's new edit, Ever Changing Moods, we revisit his remarkable journey from Cenny Coast rail shaman to dining with Mike Tyson, Jamie Fox and Pat Tenore in Hollywood, living with Cat Power, and serving surfing apprenticeships under Tom Carroll and Craig Anderson.  Watch his new edit here.  This episode was brought to you by Tubies, which runs this weekend at Urban Surf Sydney. Get your ticket here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fred Pawle is a 35 year veteran of mainstream news journalism for The Australian, The Daily Telegraph and Sky News, Stab Magazine and others. He has a new documentary out on the issue of Great White Shark Attacks in Australia. It is called The Heart of Sharkness and you can watch it here.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billabong Spec 73 Presents... Smivvy & Deadly around the world rantfest featuring: JJF and the first Pipeline swell of the season, Ando's new Indo wedge spectacular Samudra Spirit Glitters, the 14-year-old who just qualified for the 2026 WCT, who'd do a better circumcision Ewing or Toledo? Aquaman's near drowning off Maui and Deadly's heaps itchy dot! There's something for everyone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Up - the financial revolution that's got young Aussies backs Presents... Stab High delivered what could very well be the surf comp of the year with a monumental punt, huck, pop ya dot and squeal like a piggy air show for the ages at Urbn Surf Sydney! Joel Vaughan and Sierra Kerr took the biccies but at the end of the day we all won! Sign up now to Up and use the code UTFS20 to get a $20 start on your financial future!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Surfers for Climate Presents... TUBIES OCT 25 – a day of shredding at UrbnSurf Sydney for all Tradies and also getting the inside word on new developments in building and construction that could very well save the Earth from being completely demo'd. Joshy Kirkman fills us in like a top libne slurry bucket on this year's event!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tommy Myers is a shoe-in for Swellian of the Year. This fireman father of two (soon to be three) has paddled two of the greatest waves ever ridden on this continent in a single year, won first place in the Big Wave Challenge, and here reflects on one of the most surreal runs of good waves and good fortune we've ever heard anyone have. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sun Bum & Stab High Presents... ATS Live in Bondi - Return to Scum Valley In the lead up to this weekend's Stab High at Urbn Surf Sydney Smiv and Deadly host a couple of legends of the air in Ozzie Wright and Chippa Wilson, a couple of stars of the future in Milla Brown and Lenno Smith, and a couple of core lord south side/east side groms getting demo'd and vishnu in Chase Hardaker and Max McGuigan. Load it up and send it to the stars y'all!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SUN BUM & ATS LIVE at Beach Road Bondi Tonight! (Wed Oct 8 Tickets Here) Presents... Unofficial Stab High Preview featuring the OG Wet Lettuce Danny Johnson! Get the inside word on the inculsion of World Champs Yago Dora and Molly Picklum, the acid drop infrastructure being added to Urban Surf pool wall as we speak, the chirp that going on between Joycey and Zeke, who's on the judging panel and so much more.... If you're in Sydney you got no excuse. Get down to Urban Surf and watch the best ollie horn exponents send it to the heavens this FRIDAY & SATURDAY or get a Stab Premium account and watch it all online! Yeeeeeeew! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tosh Tudor's 'Tubefession' is another insane compilation of stylish tube riding from the Californian super grom. We unpack the various sessions and backstories behind the nine-month production that took in the day of the year at Teahupoo, an equally mind-boggling two day swell on the NSW South Coast, some psycho, bone-dry slabs in Sumatra, ice cold Ireland, and elsewhere. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.